BF2S Forums Fancy_Pollux tells you how to hook up with hot chicks.

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

SysTray wrote:

It might work if you cover your penis in her denture solution so she has to store them on there.

ill be back in bout an hour*grabs denture shit and runs out door*

An hour?? how old are you?100?

He's just a pansy. Get the shit over with so you can go and masturbate because deep down you know that you give yourself better pleasure than anyone else.

There's no such thing as rape - only surprise sex.

Like there's no such thing as stealing - only borrowing without asking and no intention to return.

Last edited by SysTray (2006-12-09 15:49:24)

SysTray wrote:

There's no such thing as rape - only surprise sex.

Like there's no such thing as stealing - only borrowing without asking and no intention to return.

I lol'd again but I can't give you karma

JOJOBA wrote:

how can i get a girl that is like best friends with the girl that i just broke up with?

Tell her that her friend was nothing compared to her, and that you only broke up with your ex so you could go out with her.

That or surprise sex.

Archer wrote:

Why don't you all just stfu about "OMGgurl" problems and just go up to one randomly and RAPE?
That way, the inevitable will just happen earlier (break up/screwed up relationship) and you will get your much desired sex.

arent you just a jaded little ray of sunshine..........

JOJOBA wrote:

how can i get a girl that is like best friends with the girl that i just broke up with?

I'm going to recommend the layers approach. Chicks love layers. When you go to mack on her, make sure you are wearing at least 4-6 layers. Try an undershirt, t-shirt, long sleeve shirt with a polo shirt over it, and a jacket/coat. There is no such thing as too many layers.  I want you wearing so many layers when you go up to this chick that you look like Orson Welles.

Facy Pollux is showing how fancy his e-penis is. Hehe. Joke.

I love you dude. Wanna e-shag?

Parker wrote:

Archer wrote:

Why don't you all just stfu about "OMGgurl" problems and just go up to one randomly and RAPE?
That way, the inevitable will just happen earlier (break up/screwed up relationship) and you will get your much desired sex.

arent you just a jaded little ray of sunshine..........

Why, yes sir, yes I am .

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

SysTray wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

I'm going to recommend the layers approach. Chicks love layers. When you go to mack on her, make sure you are wearing at least 4-6 layers. Try an undershirt, t-shirt, long sleeve shirt with a polo shirt over it, and a jacket/coat. There is no such thing as too many layers.  I want you wearing so many layers when you go up to this chick that you look like Orson Welles.

Orson Welles never wore coats, didn't you read his autobiography?

A jacket is a coat. And yes, Orson Welles wore jackets.

A jacket is a windbreaker, a coat is a parka. Orson Welles did NOT wear parkas.

SysTray wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

SysTray wrote:

Orson Welles never wore coats, didn't you read his autobiography?

A jacket is a coat. And yes, Orson Welles wore jackets.

A jacket is a windbreaker, a coat is a parka. Orson Welles did NOT wear parkas.

Ever heard of a suit jacket?

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

SysTray wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

A jacket is a coat. And yes, Orson Welles wore jackets.

A jacket is a windbreaker, a coat is a parka. Orson Welles did NOT wear parkas.

Ever heard of a suit jacket?

That's not a coat, that's a jacket.

SysTray wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

SysTray wrote:

A jacket is a windbreaker, a coat is a parka. Orson Welles did NOT wear parkas.

Ever heard of a suit jacket?

That's not a coat, that's a jacket.

A jacket, by definition, is a short coat.