What exactly is the issue here then?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
BTW: Love is not an issue here. I liked her for a week.
Ok, so like this one time, I had this girl I really really liked (not 100% true or anything) but she was totally groovy.
Then one day I was talking to her and she dropped a deuce in her Jordache.
Now I don't like her so much anymore. Does that make me shallow?
Signed, Hugh G Reckshun
Ha ha ha! I wish I was smarter!
Then one day I was talking to her and she dropped a deuce in her Jordache.
Now I don't like her so much anymore. Does that make me shallow?
Signed, Hugh G Reckshun
Ha ha ha! I wish I was smarter!
dude, you now have some leverage on her if she's embarassed, and she's the perfect girl if she's not embarassed, so long as she doesn't talk to you while you're "studying" on the john
Congrats on realizing that girls are human too?
Wow you are older then me and you are using combacks like moron x 5. Nice one.Swiss wrote:
Clearly an ACCIDENT, seeing as she blamed it on her knee. Girls obviously try to hold their farts in just like the rest of us. Get a clue...teddy..jimmy wrote:
I live in Norway, there are thousands of hot, intelligent girls around. Fuck off go ahead and call me shallow. I know girls fart. My mum farts, my aunt farts, my grandmother farts but this is different. When talking to a girl that I like I think its kind of disgusting that she farts. I hold mine in so she should do the same. Since your an expert on relationships I guess you would know that a girl wont even fart untill she is very close to the guy.Swiss wrote:
So i did READ: where did i say that a fart doesn't throw YOU off completely? I didn't. i suggest you take your own, completely gay retarded advice and READ what i'm writing before being a 12 year old. By the way, i say gay because you're seriously starting to make me think you're gay, what with throwing away "hot, intelligent, funny... excellent personality"women because of a completely natural process. Anyways, did i say you weren't in high school? No, i said i THINK you're in high school...
It's pretty obvious you're trying to kid yourself by thinking girls NEVER fart. A girl is bound to fart, just because you haven't heard a girl fart often, doesn't mean they don't do it.
So here it is, either you're a complete retard who believes women never fart, or you're a gaynus. Your pick.
Moron x 3.
How old are you?? Moron x 3??? wow, learnt to count..
And yeah, Moron x 4, love saying it. I'm older than you by the way, and what makes you think i can't count?
man as guys we should have a six sense about when a fart is comin or when someone is about to let it go.. you shoulda quikly bent her over an stuck ur cock up her ass an screamed out SMUTHERD!!!! (aussie joke )
Hmmm...sounds kinkyI.M.I Militant wrote:
man as guys we should have a six sense about when a fart is comin or when someone is about to let it go.. you shoulda quikly bent her over an stuck ur cock up her ass an screamed out SMUTHERD!!!! (aussie joke )
LOL, I love you Aussies. Have a bigger sense of humour then some people on these forums. Not mentioning names *COUGH*I.M.I Militant wrote:
man as guys we should have a six sense about when a fart is comin or when someone is about to let it go.. you shoulda quikly bent her over an stuck ur cock up her ass an screamed out SMUTHERD!!!! (aussie joke )
its nice of you to dress up my immaturity as "humour" i no it takes alot of work :p +1 for the effort..teddy..jimmy wrote:
LOL, I love you Aussies. Have a bigger sense of humour then some people on these forums. Not mentioning names *COUGH*I.M.I Militant wrote:
man as guys we should have a six sense about when a fart is comin or when someone is about to let it go.. you shoulda quikly bent her over an stuck ur cock up her ass an screamed out SMUTHERD!!!! (aussie joke )
Thanks! You see, accepting a person because of TINY things like "moron x 5" or farting is all part of growing up. You're obviously a long way away from that! But i like your comebacks though, they're extremely unoriginal and you always seem to avoid my questions. Like a true 10 year old! Grats...teddy..jimmy wrote:
Wow you are older then me and you are using combacks like moron x 5. Nice one.Swiss wrote:
Clearly an ACCIDENT, seeing as she blamed it on her knee. Girls obviously try to hold their farts in just like the rest of us. Get a clue...teddy..jimmy wrote:
I live in Norway, there are thousands of hot, intelligent girls around. Fuck off go ahead and call me shallow. I know girls fart. My mum farts, my aunt farts, my grandmother farts but this is different. When talking to a girl that I like I think its kind of disgusting that she farts. I hold mine in so she should do the same. Since your an expert on relationships I guess you would know that a girl wont even fart untill she is very close to the guy.
How old are you?? Moron x 3??? wow, learnt to count..
And yeah, Moron x 4, love saying it. I'm older than you by the way, and what makes you think i can't count?
Hey dude, if you have ever farted in your entire life then why do you give a crap? Everyone farts... I'm sure your no perfect super model with lots of $. So what makes you so perfect?
Shit i forgot, Moron x uhh, Moron x 30? Seems appropriate! Please forgive my forgetfulness.
okay 2 things
1.when you say "She is hot, intelligent, funny, has an excellent personality and I have seriously fallen for her" it doesnt sound like your feelings for her have gone away
2.if a girl farts right in front of you, it means she is not interested in you in that way.. there is no ands ifs or buts... and specially when you said "she didnt look embarassed about it"... if it was a total accident and she gave a crap, she would red and embarassed
anyway, my 2 cents.. great.. now i am broke
1.when you say "She is hot, intelligent, funny, has an excellent personality and I have seriously fallen for her" it doesnt sound like your feelings for her have gone away
2.if a girl farts right in front of you, it means she is not interested in you in that way.. there is no ands ifs or buts... and specially when you said "she didnt look embarassed about it"... if it was a total accident and she gave a crap, she would red and embarassed
anyway, my 2 cents.. great.. now i am broke
She felt comfortable to to fart in front of u...U should be happy EVERYBODY FARTS..teddy..jimmy wrote:
So ive been having a major flirtatious relationship with this girl lately and have considered asking her out. She is hot, intelligent, funny, has an excellent personality and I have seriously fallen for her. So today we were waiting outside class talking, flirting and I was having a good time. Then suddenly she farts. Lets one go right in front of me and it was pretty loud too. It wasn't like one of those silent but violent ones but it was a real amplified sounding fart. I mean goddammit, way to kill an attraction. She farts when I'm talking to her and although she blamed it on some knee thing(don't ask) I could see she was embarrassed. Way to kill an attraction. What ever happened to that myth which said girls don't fart. Meh!!
At least it didn't smell.
I think its probably time for you to stop posting. You don't even seem to know where the edit button is.Swiss wrote:
Shit i forgot, Moron x uhh, Moron x 30? Seems appropriate! Please forgive my forgetfulness.
probably looked something like your sig...teddy..jimmy wrote:
her name was jeanette. WAS. I farted fire on her. she perished in the flames.Jenspm wrote:
What was her name?
I might know her
should of taken it to the next level an greek flamethrowerd that shitMagpie wrote:
She felt comfortable to to fart in front of u...U should be happy EVERYBODY FARTS..teddy..jimmy wrote:
So ive been having a major flirtatious relationship with this girl lately and have considered asking her out. She is hot, intelligent, funny, has an excellent personality and I have seriously fallen for her. So today we were waiting outside class talking, flirting and I was having a good time. Then suddenly she farts. Lets one go right in front of me and it was pretty loud too. It wasn't like one of those silent but violent ones but it was a real amplified sounding fart. I mean goddammit, way to kill an attraction. She farts when I'm talking to her and although she blamed it on some knee thing(don't ask) I could see she was embarrassed. Way to kill an attraction. What ever happened to that myth which said girls don't fart. Meh!!
At least it didn't smell.
Greek Flame thrower - puttin your mouth over another persons ass an gettin them to fart in it then spark up ur lightin an make a flame with the gases from her ass
O MY GOD. That is sick lol.I.M.I Militant wrote:
should of taken it to the next level an greek flamethrowerd that shitMagpie wrote:
She felt comfortable to to fart in front of u...U should be happy EVERYBODY FARTS..teddy..jimmy wrote:
So ive been having a major flirtatious relationship with this girl lately and have considered asking her out. She is hot, intelligent, funny, has an excellent personality and I have seriously fallen for her. So today we were waiting outside class talking, flirting and I was having a good time. Then suddenly she farts. Lets one go right in front of me and it was pretty loud too. It wasn't like one of those silent but violent ones but it was a real amplified sounding fart. I mean goddammit, way to kill an attraction. She farts when I'm talking to her and although she blamed it on some knee thing(don't ask) I could see she was embarrassed. Way to kill an attraction. What ever happened to that myth which said girls don't fart. Meh!!
At least it didn't smell.
Greek Flame thrower - puttin your mouth over another persons ass an gettin them to fart in it then spark up ur lightin an make a flame with the gases from her ass
Of course i know where it is. But posting twice puts a special emphasis on what i'm saying.Vilham wrote:
I think its probably time for you to stop posting. You don't even seem to know where the edit button is.Swiss wrote:
Shit i forgot, Moron x uhh, Moron x 30? Seems appropriate! Please forgive my forgetfulness.
Dickhead.Swiss wrote:
Of course i know where it is. But posting twice puts a special emphasis on what i'm saying.Vilham wrote:
I think its probably time for you to stop posting. You don't even seem to know where the edit button is.Swiss wrote:
Shit i forgot, Moron x uhh, Moron x 30? Seems appropriate! Please forgive my forgetfulness.
Dickhead.Swiss wrote:
Of course i know where it is. But posting twice puts a special emphasis on what i'm saying.Vilham wrote:
I think its probably time for you to stop posting. You don't even seem to know where the edit button is.Swiss wrote:
Shit i forgot, Moron x uhh, Moron x 30? Seems appropriate! Please forgive my forgetfulness.
I was a little into a girl at my school until I found out she was a socialist. Almost got burned on that one. Phew. Never talked to her again..
I think you are taking this a little to serious to be honest. She farted infront of me, I was disgusted, my feelings for her stopped. Id like to see you in that situation.Swiss wrote:
Thanks! You see, accepting a person because of TINY things like "moron x 5" or farting is all part of growing up...teddy..jimmy wrote:
Wow you are older then me and you are using combacks like moron x 5. Nice one.Swiss wrote:
Clearly an ACCIDENT, seeing as she blamed it on her knee. Girls obviously try to hold their farts in just like the rest of us. Get a clue.
And yeah, Moron x 4, love saying it. I'm older than you by the way, and what makes you think i can't count?
Swiss said"Thats ok, everybody farts and you know what because Im so perfect and wont care, how about you break wind right now"
fail
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i've had girls, both romantically involved and not, do the same, it should be a bonding experience
OH YEAH!! WELL TAKE THIS!!!
THAT"S NOTHING!! YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TASTE THIS ONE!!
OH YEAH!! WELL TAKE THIS!!!
THAT"S NOTHING!! YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TASTE THIS ONE!!