reefl3x
Member
+72|6838|United States
Ok here goes...think of the worst series of scenarios you can think of. Something brutal and terrifying. It has to be a scenario though..like a string of bad things happening....I know this is totally random but im bored & thought of it...


A guy jumps out of a window, looking to commit suicide after just losing his job. As hes packing up his items to leave the office building, he decides to end it all. So he jumps out of the office building...3rd floor....so he jumps AND SMACKS INTO THE GROUND....but luckily through gods grace his arm breaks his fall...the 3rd floor wasnt high enough to end it all, so lives...a truck filled with salt crashes into a light pole just across the street sends salt flying all over, and a massive amount of it lands on his wounds..now hes screaming in a pain. A lemonade truck packed with cartons of lemonade crashes into the salt truck sending cartons of lemonade all over the place...leomonade splashes on the guys wounds, on top of the salt. A nearby pedestrian having been in a bad mood mood all day walks by the incident & as he harmlessly flicks his cigarette into the street...the cigaratte lands on the guy, now hes on fire, screaming in pain...covered in salt & lemon juice....paramedics arrive, the guys burnt in over 80% of his body...but he survives.

After being released from the hospital, after 10 reconstructive surgerys & months of agonizing physical therapy, Hes then forced to live in a mental institution under 24/7 hour watch.... he spends the rest of his life there in the institution.....everyday thinking....."If only I would have jumped from a few floors higher...
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|7034|Seattle

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Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
reefl3x
Member
+72|6838|United States
haha lol...wow that was errr violent.

Last edited by reefl3x (2006-12-12 17:35:46)

King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|7034|Seattle

Hey, you thought of it
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7203|UK
Imagine if that guy didn't die.. infact did he?
reefl3x
Member
+72|6838|United States
ya he survived it all....amazing how a single task (jumping from a window to kill yourself) can snowball into being forced to live in an institution for the rest of your life.
SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|6848|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.
Imagine this one now....

You just got a new big screen TV and you've invited the boys over to watch the game. Near the end of the fourth quarter, with the game tied, your team makes an amazing 50 yard field goal with 3 seconds on the clock. All hell breaks loose inside your living room. Your mates are jumping up and down, chesting eachother and giving out high-fives when suddenly, someone's beer goes flying...straigh into your brand new monitor.
*BZZZTTT* *BOOM*
Your entire screen explodes, sending shards of glass and liquid crystal flying all over the place. You, being the closest one to the TV receive the full impact. Your skin is lacerated by the glass and burned beyond recognition by the super-hot crystal.

As you fall down screaming in pain, the home theater system, unbalanced by the explosion of your TV, collapse onto you, crushing you from the hips below. Pinned down, you begin to try to wreste your way out of your predicament. During this struggle, you realise in horror that smoke is building up inside your living room. You then spot the fire...right at the tip of your feet.
As you begin to burn, your mates finally get you out from under the home theater system, but alas, you have already sustained second dergree burns to your feet. Barely able to walk, you attempt to get out of the house.

The fire is everywhere. You can barely see your hands when you put them out in front of you. As you reach the dining room, the support beam decides to give way, and comes crashing through the ceiling. You dodge aside reflexively, but get clipped on the shoulder, breaking your collarbone and rendering your right arm useless. As you stumble to the door, a giant blast rocks the house. The water heater is no more. A wall of steam and air comes racing after you, singing every exposed part on your body and slamming you into the wall facefirst, breaking your nose.
You finally manage to open the door and get out onto the staircase. As you step out you think: "Why the FUCK didn't I shovel the stairs?". Your momentum carries you forward and you step out onto the icy stairs despite your best efforts. You try to grab on to the railing, but you just can't stop yourself. You slip and go tumbling down the dozen steps and finish by slamming your genitilia against the bikes you neglected to store.
Barely conscious, your friends drag you to safety. As you watch your house burn down, one of your buddies decides to speak..." Sorry about the beer Bob."

And what did we learn here kids?

1. Always do your household chores or you will be haunted by them afterwards
2. Make sure that anytime you invite the guys, that all beer be consumed out of sippy cups.
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7203|UK

reefl3x wrote:

ya he survived it all....amazing how a single task (jumping from a window to kill yourself) can snowball into being forced to live in an institution for the rest of your life.
Im talking about the video, I can't see someone survivng that.
|Mu|2dEr|
Member
+8|6804|Louisiana
sick.
Titch2349
iz me!
+358|6789|uk

been kidnapped, and having your cock cheese gratered off
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7211|Noizyland

I didn't realise salt and lemonade was flamable.

Also, he'd have some grazes, but the majority of his wounds would be internal - broken bones and whathaveyou.

Irony: You fall from a plane onto the hard roof of a pillow factory, bounce off onto the road, and are then run over by a marshmallow truck.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
HeavyMetalDave
Metal Godz
+107|7094|California
You wake up from a dream of girls and boobies...

And you have a Woody...


Only to realize....

You're in a coffin... six feet underground.

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