mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7089

So back in August I dated this chick for no more than a month. I was never really interested in her to begin with, but she liked me, so I just went with it to see what would happen. She was really boring. All we ever did was see movies and went swimming once and hung out at her house for like 15 minutes. When I look back on it, I don't know why it lasted so long. I really only like her for one of the 4 weeks I was dating her. After that we hung out less and less and I told her I was busy with work and a summer class I was taking, when really I just wanted to sit in my room playing Playstation (hey, it was more fun than being with her).

I think what really did it is when I told her I think I have good taste in movies and I love seeing good movies, she said she did, too, and we wound up seeing Beer Fest because she said it was hilarious and it was a good movie. A few days after that she asked why we weren't hanging out as much and I told her basically "Yeah... about that.... I think we need to break up." She freaked out, called me an asshole and a jerk and a whole bunch of other crap that I don't remember because I wasn't listening.

I was so happy after that conversation it was unbelievable. I felt free. I felt great. I was glad she said those things because then she wouldn't talk to me ever again and I'd be safe!.... WRONG!!

A few days later she sends me a few IMs and I don't respond. Then she tells me I'm being really indecent by not talking to her. I tell her I really don't want to talk to someone who called me an ass, etc. Then she says she never said those things. I laugh my ass off and then she says "Yeah I did say those things, but I didn't mean them."

So I thought it was over. But apparently not. She keeps sending me texts on my phone, and her bitch friend always IMs and texts me asking why I'm not responding to my ex's shit. Then a few weeks ago she says she wants to hang out!!! "Yeah, so winter break is coming up, I think we should hang out, like you, me, and a bunch of other people." "Eh, maybe, I don't know." "But I was thinking probably just you and me." "Uh, no thanks."

Then tonight she sent me a text message telling me she was in town (note that I now live 40 miles away from where I did when I dated her) and asked what I was doing. I didn't respond. Then I get to my computer and her bitch friend starts IM'ing me asking why I didn't reply and I told her I have back-to-back-to-back finals this week and I'm studying non-stop. Then she says I'm just avoiding people, then says she's kidding, but we both know she's not.

This is getting really fucking ridiculous. This dumb broad doesn't know that we never really had a relationship to begin with, it only lasted a month at most. Plus, she can't fucking let go! I tell her no I don't like her and no I don't want to hang out with her, but she won't leave me alone! I think I'm gonna have to get a restraining order or something...

any advice? (besides kill her, I've already considered that )
VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|7108|A sunburnt country
Have sex with her and then dump her again..................maybe
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6840|NSW, Australia

tell her to fuck off and never talk to you agian
khmer
Member
+86|7112|Central California
Is she hot? I agree with Vspy bang her. Wam bam thank you mam. But then again what if she gets even more obsessed haha. Nevermind.
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6981|Doncaster, UK
Tell her your pregnant
Bernadictus
Moderator
+1,055|7172

VspyVspy wrote:

Have sex with her and then dump her again..................maybe
And her bitch friend... then dump both.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6840|NSW, Australia

get her hopes up say you will go out with her agian and when she gets all happy dump her straight away
Obiwan
Go Cards !!
+196|7129|The Ville

VspyVspy wrote:

Have sex with her and then dump her again..................maybe
what he says, but if you have sex with her make sure you where a condom lols otherwise this B*tch or what ever you want to call her will be in your life for another 18years and 9 months heh.

Last edited by Obiwan (2006-12-13 01:28:41)

RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6840|NSW, Australia

if theres no rubber theres no hubba bubba

dont be silly wrap your willy
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7089

No, she's definitely not hot. Back in the day I was willing to ignore a few minor things. But the bitchier and clingier she gets, the more things I find ugly about her. She has some big tits, but no ass whatsoever, and I am an ass man. So most definitely no sex.

Her friend however, is actually very hot, very nice body. Though she does have a five-head. So I guess a paper bag will do.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6840|NSW, Australia

five head?
Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7198

Pwn her so bad in front of her friends and/or everybody so she'll stop.

I did it once, but then again I had absolutely no feelings for her.
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6981|Doncaster, UK

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

five head?
Im guessing her face scores 5/10
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7151
Give her sexy time and mouth party, then crush her.
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AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6898|A W S M F O X
Pork, dump, move.
joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|7033|Cheshire. UK

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

get her hopes up say you will go out with her agian and when she gets all happy dump her straight away
^^^^^^^........Nasty but sounds like a plan.......^^^^^^^^

Then plaster her face all over the tinternet on date websites IM sites publish her email and text number.....she will soon stop when she starts getting stalked.....or she might meet another phsyco and get married then leave you alone


Or have her killed ....either way it should work!!
kilgoretrout
Member
+53|6905|Little Rock, AR
buttsechs, LOL?
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7113|In You Endo- Stoke
No ass? as in she has a really small one or big one?

So i assume you didn't have sex with her? tit wank?

Just tell her "You look like a bulldog chewing a wasp ,i don't want to be with you ,but your friend is hot"

Sure they will go down well...
GlowStickz
Member
+5|6781
Get a blowjob, take a picture, sent to her parents.
Towelly
It's A State Of Mind
+399|7026|Your attic

Bernadictus wrote:

VspyVspy wrote:

Have sex with her and then dump her again..................maybe
And her bitch friend... then dump both.
Do that and take pictures.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7151
Sexy time and Mouth party would work as I said earlier. Then dump her and give to me to make sexy time.
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gene_pool
Banned
+519|7056|Gold coast, Aus.
I had a stalker in grade 5....Then she moved to a different state....Just recently I moved state and guess whos in my science/geography class at my new school.... I hope she has forgotten...Then again she may be really hot now and she can stalk me all she wants
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7089

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

five head?
Im guessing her face scores 5/10
Actually, it's like this: everyone has a forehead. But people with big foreheads have five-heads because they get that extra bit in there. Since 4+1=5

So remember, people with big foreheads and then some have fiveheads
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|7001|England

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

Tell her your pregnant
lol!

Why not block her on IM...and get a new number?
I had one like that, had her blocked on MSN, although I never changed my number. I just ignored her outright for about 4 months and she finally took the hint.
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7080

Bernadictus wrote:

VspyVspy wrote:

Have sex with her and then dump her again..................maybe
And her bitch friend... then dump both.
lol
anywho have sex with her and her bitch friend friends

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