I fucking hate that so much, when girls are too fucking scared to express themselves to you, they get thier friends to do it.
/backhand x 2
/backhand x 2
And her mom......then dump all three. Oh yeah don't for get pictures for the intranets.Bernadictus wrote:
And her bitch friend... then dump both.VspyVspy wrote:
Have sex with her and then dump her again..................maybe
You can try this ----> http://www.google.com/maps?hl=en&lr … t&cd=1 or you could
Tell her your gay and that you like butt love!
Tell her your gay and that you like butt love!
Restraining Order?
Already posted somehow but worth re-iterating...
Just tell the girl that you are really interested in her "bitchy friend". That'll get them not talking to each other, ergo the bitchy one talking to you less, and the original chick not talking to you at all. As Bush said, "Thats just good strategery!"
Just tell the girl that you are really interested in her "bitchy friend". That'll get them not talking to each other, ergo the bitchy one talking to you less, and the original chick not talking to you at all. As Bush said, "Thats just good strategery!"
it looks like a bunch of teenies. asking your best friend to IM your ex is bad, reeeeaaaally bad..
Crap! That means I'm a fivehead.mtb0minime wrote:
Actually, it's like this: everyone has a forehead. But people with big foreheads have five-heads because they get that extra bit in there. Since 4+1=5DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Im guessing her face scores 5/10<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
five head?
So remember, people with big foreheads and then some have fiveheads
Fucking children. Tell that whore to fuck off. Simple as that. Use vulgar words, she'll get the point.
All this advice sounds like it's from some bitter guys who got treated like shit by their own ex-girlfriends and are looking for some retribution through you. My advice: Put it in her friend's butt while she's watching. Oh ya, and pics for internets. (I'm a bitter guy who got treated like shit by my ex and now I'm looking for some retribution through you.)
Seriously though, either completely stop talking to all of them or completely ignore any comments about your ex from the friend and try to hook up with her. My plan would be to take her friend to a party (ensuring the ex doesn't come of course) and get her drunk. Then it would be easy to get her to simply kiss you. Following said kiss she will feel guilt and remorse about it. Once the guilt sets in she will avoid talking about you with her ex. It's too bad you didn't have the foresight to plan ahead and start creating a relationship with her friends that you could now use against her.
Oh wait, this works well too: One time I had a girl who wouldn't quit calling me (she wanted to date me, but we never did). Anyway, one of my platonic female friends was with me when she called and offered to answer for me. I let her and she said, "Hello? Could you please stop calling? I'm trying to give this guy a blowjob and every five minutes his phone rings. I'm hoping he'll fuck me if I do well and you're screwing things up for me!" I laughed my ass off and never heard from the girl again.
Seriously though, either completely stop talking to all of them or completely ignore any comments about your ex from the friend and try to hook up with her. My plan would be to take her friend to a party (ensuring the ex doesn't come of course) and get her drunk. Then it would be easy to get her to simply kiss you. Following said kiss she will feel guilt and remorse about it. Once the guilt sets in she will avoid talking about you with her ex. It's too bad you didn't have the foresight to plan ahead and start creating a relationship with her friends that you could now use against her.
Oh wait, this works well too: One time I had a girl who wouldn't quit calling me (she wanted to date me, but we never did). Anyway, one of my platonic female friends was with me when she called and offered to answer for me. I let her and she said, "Hello? Could you please stop calling? I'm trying to give this guy a blowjob and every five minutes his phone rings. I'm hoping he'll fuck me if I do well and you're screwing things up for me!" I laughed my ass off and never heard from the girl again.
So feeling the need to relieve stress immediately, I wrote this message to her: [and Heather is her bitchy friend]
Oh and I'll add pics for internets. But when I look back on it, she was not very hot at all, so I feel embarassed and know I can do better.
Oh and I'll add pics for internets. But when I look back on it, she was not very hot at all, so I feel embarassed and know I can do better.
Matt wrote:
Since you and Heather are flipping out on me for not replying to one text message as soon as humanly possible (I have other concerns, you know, like FINALS! Oh, and these are the difficult kinds of finals at a university, not the high school part 2 finals); now it's my turn to flip out.
LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I can't make it any clearer than that. You said you've dated more than a few guys, so surely you would know that the whole "let's just be friends" thing doesn't work. The moment I broke up with you 3 or 4 months ago, I deleted you off my phone and my aim buddies list and was ready to move on. Well apparently you weren't. We only dated for a freaking month! So how can you become so attached to something that was so brief!? You really need to let go. ...haven't we had this discussion before? Around 2 or 3 months ago? Seriously, I don't want to be your friend, and I don't ever want to talk to you or see you or date you again. You need to stop clinging on and let go and move on with your life. In fact, I'll make it easier by completely ignoring you. I remember a conversation we had a while back where you wanted to hang out with me over winter break and I reluctantly said "maybe". That was to get you off my case! I thought the whole me being slow to reply to your messages and not saying much at all to you was a big enough hint. Plus, remember when you asked me about why I like it so much better living here at school than back at home? And I said it's because people here are more "worldly". That's the nice way of saying people here are more mature. Just because Fullerton Junior College has the word "college" in it, doesn't mean it really is. You're still stuck in high school, as evidenced by your behavior and reaction to the brief and shallow relationship of 3 fucking weeks in the summer.
So for the last time, please leave me alone. I'll give you a couple days to reply to this, but after that time period, I'm blocking you here (as I already have in other places). Oh, and leave Heather out of this. You're gonna sic her on me just like you always do. It's fucking annoying. Do you want me to send a copy of this to her, too? Leave her out of it. It was only between you and me, it's not like the 3 of us decided to have one single relationship together.
Good bye and good riddance.