Learn how to make mean waffles.

2006-12-15 10:55:47

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..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7085

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Ever wondered how those really really tasty waffles are made?..

Here you have the solution.

Step 1.) Take out a waffle iron.

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Grease it with butter. Don't be a retard and use oil or I will come and slap you.

Heat it up by turning the knob on the machine.

Step 2.) Go to the shops and buy waffle mix. Leave the waffle iron on.

Buy a pack of fags while you are at it.

Step 3.) Come home and read the instructions. Put the batter in the glowing hot waffle iron.

Step 4.) Take out the burnt waffle.

Step 5.) Take a break while letting them cool.
ZZZZZzzzzZZZZ

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Step 6.) Eat them.

2006-12-15 10:56:44

#2

PspRpg-7: -; +961|7133

Almost as "entertaining" as the last thread...

2006-12-15 10:57:42

#3

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7085

PspRpg-7 wrote:
Almost as "entertaining" as the last thread...

"I know"

2006-12-15 10:58:31

#4

Emil: Teh strogg!; +205|6915|Trondheim, Norway

damn now i want waffles!!!

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2006-12-15 10:59:13

#5

Simon: basically; +838|7093|UK

hah

2006-12-15 11:00:04

#6

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7085

Emil_the_Slayer wrote:
damn now i want waffles!!!

Go buy waffle mix

2006-12-15 11:14:11

#7

autopilot: banned; +115|6783

What about rosin-boller?

Well waffles are good too!

2006-12-15 11:14:16

#8

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7004|Mountains of NC

"In the morning ........ I'm making waffles"

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2006-12-15 11:15:37

#9

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7085

autopilot wrote:
What about rosin-boller?

Well waffles are good too!

One of these threads will be posted for the next 5 days so i can fill my sig up with useless junk.

Rosin-boller= tasty

2006-12-15 11:20:12

#10

Krauser98: Extra Green Please!; +53|7265|USA! USA! USA!

How Krauser98 makes waffles:Go out and get drunkStay drunk until bar closesGo to Shortcakes (a local diner, extra greasy)Say "I'll have a #3 w/ scrambled eggs, ham, toas- wait... PANKCAKES!, and a Dr. Pepper."Eat foodGo home and puke it outWake up the next morning and realize all I really wanted was some waffles.

2006-12-15 11:27:16

#11

SuperSlowYo: slow as you go; +124|6995|Canaduhhh.. West Toast

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Step 2.) Go to the shops and buy waffle mix. Leave the waffle iron on.

do you enjoy burning your house down??? just shorten step 2. and its much easier.... Go To Store

https://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6922/eggoshl0.jpg

they got vitamins and minerals too lol

2006-12-15 11:28:25

#12

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7085

SuperSlowYo wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Step 2.) Go to the shops and buy waffle mix. Leave the waffle iron on.
do you enjoy burning your house down??? just shorten step 2. and its much easier.... Go To Store

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6922/eggoshl0.jpg

they got vitamins and minerals too lol

Yes I enjoy burning my house down. Who doesnt?

2006-12-15 11:31:41

#13

Krauser98: Extra Green Please!; +53|7265|USA! USA! USA!

SuperSlowYo wrote:
they got vitamins and minerals too lol

I heard they were a good source of calcium too.

2006-12-15 11:32:45

#14

SuperSlowYo: slow as you go; +124|6995|Canaduhhh.. West Toast

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
SuperSlowYo wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Step 2.) Go to the shops and buy waffle mix. Leave the waffle iron on.
do you enjoy burning your house down??? just shorten step 2. and its much easier.... Go To Store

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6922/eggoshl0.jpg

they got vitamins and minerals too lol
Yes I enjoy burning my house down. Who doesnt?

ummm... people without insurance probably and those that enjoy their "stuff"

2006-12-15 11:34:44

#15

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6824|New York

ugh, i just hate those anti - burnyourstuff activists. sons a bitches.

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2006-12-15 11:34:58

#16

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7085

SuperSlowYo wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
SuperSlowYo wrote:
do you enjoy burning your house down??? just shorten step 2. and its much easier.... Go To Store

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6922/eggoshl0.jpg

they got vitamins and minerals too lol
Yes I enjoy burning my house down. Who doesnt?
ummm... people without insurance probably and those that enjoy their "stuff"

*Hint, sarcasm*

2006-12-15 11:38:26

#17

SuperSlowYo: slow as you go; +124|6995|Canaduhhh.. West Toast

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
SuperSlowYo wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:

Yes I enjoy burning my house down. Who doesnt?
ummm... people without insurance probably and those that enjoy their "stuff"
*Hint, sarcasm*

NOOOOO WAAAAAAYYYYYYY ARE YOU FERRR REAL... thanks i never would have guessed captain obvious

2006-12-15 11:39:33

#18

SuperSlowYo: slow as you go; +124|6995|Canaduhhh.. West Toast

Krauser98 wrote:
SuperSlowYo wrote:
they got vitamins and minerals too lol
I heard they were a good source of calcium too.

you need vitamin D to absorb calcium... fingers crossed for vitamin D

2006-12-15 11:39:54

#19

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7085

SuperSlowYo wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
SuperSlowYo wrote:

ummm... people without insurance probably and those that enjoy their "stuff"
*Hint, sarcasm*
NOOOOO WAAAAAAYYYYYYY ARE YOU FERRR REAL... thanks i never would have guessed captain obvious

No shit

Captain ..teddy..jimmy

2006-12-15 17:52:49

#20

Krauser98: Extra Green Please!; +53|7265|USA! USA! USA!

SuperSlowYo wrote:
Krauser98 wrote:
SuperSlowYo wrote:
they got vitamins and minerals too lol
I heard they were a good source of calcium too.
you need vitamin D to absorb calcium... fingers crossed for vitamin D

Hmmm... After examining the box I see that an Eggo Waffle contains Vitamins A, B_{1, 2, 6, and 12} and C. I count six Vitamins, not 10. Wait, maybe I'm reading it wrong. Maybe it isn't (10 Vitamins) + Minerals, but 10(Vitamins + Minerals). No Vitamin D, I guess we'll just have to drink milk with that. (Yes, I know it's blueberry, but it says the same thing on the front and was the closest I could find.)

https://www.kelloggs.com/cgi-bin/brandpages/fileBlob.pl?md5=bf998f41de76e831889fd83c872e2032

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