ATG
Banned
+5,233|6965|Global Command
This boy will likely need to relocate.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1215065salad1.html

Yuck.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7127|Devon, England
eww... what if he had aids or something? that's extremely evil...
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|7033

ATG wrote:

This boy will likely need to relocate.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1215065salad1.html

Yuck.
What a strange bitch.
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7069

LMao what a Wanker!!
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6965|Global Command
He wanked alright.
_-_911_-_180891
Member
+540|6939|Shanghai, ethnicity=German
What a sic bastard
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7115|In You Endo- Stoke
HAHAHAHA Bet the people deserved it though...

Next week johnny lays a bosog in the brownie tray
loonitic
...is a potty mouth
+286|6971|Valhalla

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

HAHAHAHA Bet the people deserved it though...

Next week johnny lays a bosog in the brownie tray
always lowering the tone
CrazeD
Member
+368|7109|Maine

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

Next week johnny lays a bosog in the brownie tray
ROFLMFAO!
Simon
basically
+838|7094|UK
Knew the story the second I saw the salad cream bottle
PspRpg-7
-
+961|7134

Simon wrote:

Knew the story the second I saw the salad cream bottle
Same, lol.
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7115|In You Endo- Stoke

loonitic wrote:

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

HAHAHAHA Bet the people deserved it though...

Next week johnny lays a bosog in the brownie tray
always lowering the tone
Funny cus thats what they always say a work too

Thing is if anyone had done that would you admit to it? i wouldn't care what they would do to me,knowing that they would tell your parents/guardians.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6965|Global Command
Hell no. You could get killed for doing that.
DeadFin
Who are we to argue with Taller Ghost Walt?
+27|7100|Finland
What a weirdo.

Last edited by DeadFin (2006-12-16 11:49:56)

1927(h)
Guest
Funny story but I reckon it's fake.  Due to the way the letter was worded.

We've had incidents like it here in the UK. Approx 20 years ago a family became i'll after consuming a takeaway (indian or curry I cant remember) after testing the food they found 7 different kinds of spunk in it.  It seemed all the cooks had knocked one off in the food.  That to me seems even more fake that the story in this thread however many people tell me it was on the front page of the paper.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6965|Global Command
Na, I found the story on a legit news site and the letter on Smoking Gun.
It's real.
artofsurvival
Idiot!
+33|6793|the Great British Queendom :)
LMAO, isn't that the same as what McDonalds special sauce is made from? I have heard of some strange stories from 1 long term manager, who is gay and a thicko!
SysTray
"Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !
+180|7257|Delaware
Yeah. The way the letter was worded was the only way it could have been. How can you really say that in a way other than "some kid beat off into the dressing"? Plus, it's ATG. Nothing fake comes from ATG - only Fancy.
chittydog
less busy
+586|7271|Kubra, Damn it!

The Smoking Gun is all real.
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7115|In You Endo- Stoke

1927(h) wrote:

Funny story but I reckon it's fake.  Due to the way the letter was worded.

We've had incidents like it here in the UK. Approx 20 years ago a family became i'll after consuming a takeaway (indian or curry I cant remember) after testing the food they found 7 different kinds of spunk in it.  It seemed all the cooks had knocked one off in the food.  That to me seems even more fake that the story in this thread however many people tell me it was on the front page of the paper.
Yeah always happend to a friend of a friend..!
adam1503
Member
+85|6825|Manchester, UK
Blatantly fake.  And just which sti's do they expect to catch from eating it?
BolvisOculus
Spagett!
+167|7055|Manitowoc, WI

adam1503 wrote:

Blatantly fake.  And just which sti's do they expect to catch from eating it?
Well, I've heard that Hepatitis is very hearty and can live outside of a body for a somewhat long period of time.  I don't see how that affects the credibility of the article though.
Chief_(OwNaGe)
Member
+46|6880
I'd like to meet that kid's parents. Seems like they would be some pretty interesting people to raise this...kid.
Executiator
Member
+69|6857
Shit like that happened at my high school all the time..

We just wouldn't use that condiment that had shit in it.. Hell some of the girls loved it. You can tell what their future is.
oChaos.Haze
Member
+90|6875

1927(h) wrote:

Funny story but I reckon it's fake.  Due to the way the letter was worded.

We've had incidents like it here in the UK. Approx 20 years ago a family became i'll after consuming a takeaway (indian or curry I cant remember) after testing the food they found 7 different kinds of spunk in it.  It seemed all the cooks had knocked one off in the food.  That to me seems even more fake that the story in this thread however many people tell me it was on the front page of the paper.
Umm, I can guarantee you it's not the spunk.  If spunk made you sick, females would constantly be in hospitals.

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