We've had quite a few people die around seattle lately due to our recent wind storm and millions being without power for days on end. Now it's down to a couple hundred thousand which is better but I swear, people are so fucking stupid. They use BBQs in their houses to stay warm and wake up dead. Others have been using gas generators in their houses. Real fuckin rocket scientists.
So my girlfriend and I were food shopping last night at Safeway (which had literally just opened back up) and as I'm walking down the isle with charcoal and wood, etc... I say to my gf "You wanna BBQ in the living room or the bathroom?" as a joke. Well, this old lady next to us heard me and completely flipped her wig. I tried to tell her that I was joking and she got even more irate. I told her it's common sense not to breath exhaust fumes and that "You can't fix stupid" and walked away as she was still yelling all sorts of stuff at me and making a big scene in the store.
Maybe I am an asshole but I thought it was pretty funny. That, and I totally scared the shit out of my girlfriend last night, right as she was falling asleep. I grabbed her
waste waist and yelled "AAAAH!!!". Oh man, you had to be there but that shit's just funny to me for some reason.
Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-12-20 17:47:42)