I'm trying to quit smoking so I thought I would write a stupid poem to try and take my mind off cigarettes for a while. Anyway, I got bored towards the end so somebody else finish it. Here it is. Rhyming couplets for your reading pleasure...
'Twas seconds before battle, when all through the land
Few soldiers were stirring, for most had been banned
The rules had been posted by the admin with care
In hopes that the players would pay if they dared
Jet whores were nestled all snug in J-10's
While visions of base rape danced through their noggins
Engy in skull cap, Spec Ops in beret
Ran towards the armor and into the fray
While back at the carrier I heard the bombs fall
I was just scared, but the admin appalled
Away to the all-chat, he gave a stiff warning:
"Jet Whore, stay away or a ban you'll be mourning!"
"WTF!", cried Jet Whore, "Your team did it to us!"
"Remember last round, when this was discussed?"
"I dealt with them, now I'll deal with you.
Get ready to die, cuz now you're banned too!!"
"Nooooo!" yelled Engy. "We need air support."
"Admin, you're a prick, a real genital wart!"
Admin proclaimed, "I'll do as I please,
I pay for this server, get down on your knees."
Spec Ops was unphased, straightened his cap
Took off for the main, ratta-tat STAT
"Don't worry Engy, I'll blow up his toys.
Just spawn on me and bring all the boys."
More rapid then jets his squadmates they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Engy! now, Medic! now, AT and Support!
On, Chopper! on Noobtube! on Armor and Claywhore!
To the end of the runway, to the top of the hill
Now bunnyhop! bunnyhop! get you some kills!
Admin's concerned, sees the squad on his scan
Thinks, "What are they doing, don't they know I'm the man?"
"Get to the pad, their chopper we'll seize!"
"I must've gained weight. Can't fit through the trees."
Medic asks, "Should I steal the Blackhawk?"
"Don't worry 'bout that, the guns ain't worth squat!"
'Twas seconds before battle, when all through the land
Few soldiers were stirring, for most had been banned
The rules had been posted by the admin with care
In hopes that the players would pay if they dared
Jet whores were nestled all snug in J-10's
While visions of base rape danced through their noggins
Engy in skull cap, Spec Ops in beret
Ran towards the armor and into the fray
While back at the carrier I heard the bombs fall
I was just scared, but the admin appalled
Away to the all-chat, he gave a stiff warning:
"Jet Whore, stay away or a ban you'll be mourning!"
"WTF!", cried Jet Whore, "Your team did it to us!"
"Remember last round, when this was discussed?"
"I dealt with them, now I'll deal with you.
Get ready to die, cuz now you're banned too!!"
"Nooooo!" yelled Engy. "We need air support."
"Admin, you're a prick, a real genital wart!"
Admin proclaimed, "I'll do as I please,
I pay for this server, get down on your knees."
Spec Ops was unphased, straightened his cap
Took off for the main, ratta-tat STAT
"Don't worry Engy, I'll blow up his toys.
Just spawn on me and bring all the boys."
More rapid then jets his squadmates they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Engy! now, Medic! now, AT and Support!
On, Chopper! on Noobtube! on Armor and Claywhore!
To the end of the runway, to the top of the hill
Now bunnyhop! bunnyhop! get you some kills!
Admin's concerned, sees the squad on his scan
Thinks, "What are they doing, don't they know I'm the man?"
"Get to the pad, their chopper we'll seize!"
"I must've gained weight. Can't fit through the trees."
Medic asks, "Should I steal the Blackhawk?"
"Don't worry 'bout that, the guns ain't worth squat!"