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Poll

What % Of Porn Do You Have On Your Computer?

Less than 0.5%51%51% - 107
1% - 5%16%16% - 35
6 - 10%9%9% - 19
11% - 15%4%4% - 9
16% - 20%5%5% - 11
21% - 25%0%0% - 1
26 - 30%1%1% - 4
~40%0%0% - 1
~50%1%1% - 3
60+9%9% - 19
Total: 209
2006-12-20 09:32:40
jamesb
Joined BF2s in November 2005
+133|7163|Doncaster, England

kr@cker wrote:

hidden folders=your friend, or, do like cyb and i, just don't dl and let the internats be your porn folder
They were all hidden.
One day, while I was at work, she did a search to find pictures of the kids.
You can guess what she found

A really nice surprise 
2006-12-20 10:18:11
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6988|Southeastern USA
*.jpg is your enemy


2006-12-20 10:18:58
MagikTrik
yes.....but your still gay
+138|6809|Pittsburgh, PA USA
My porno drive:
https://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y242/MagikTrik1000/BF2s/pr0n_drive.png

I so wish I was kidding too
2006-12-20 10:23:22
silo1180
The Farewell Tour
+79|6861|San Antonio, TX
My wife would kill me if she found ANYTHING porn related on my PC.  I even have to be careful if she's in the room and could see some of the sigs here on the forum.  So no porn on my PC... sorry kiddies, she's smart and would find it eventually and then I'd be cut-off!
2006-12-20 10:26:51
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7130|Devon, England
none. i have a few pictures of girls, but nothing... "explicit" (is that the right word?) is showing, so i get a 0%.
2006-12-20 10:44:16
Entertayner
Member
+826|7009

Too much maths involved....
2006-12-20 11:47:35
HUNDaemon
Exploit/Glitch "Tester"
+49|6814|Inside the AR Rockets.
6-10.. just cause I have specific tastes, picture files are small, movies are short and my comp doesnt have a lot of space
2006-12-20 11:53:37
HUNDaemon
Exploit/Glitch "Tester"
+49|6814|Inside the AR Rockets.

silo1180 wrote:

My wife would kill me if she found ANYTHING porn related on my PC.  I even have to be careful if she's in the room and could see some of the sigs here on the forum.  So no porn on my PC... sorry kiddies, she's smart and would find it eventually and then I'd be cut-off!
1) Password
2) Hidden folder
3) 2) inside a (what I call) folder maze.*

*One folder named 'Code' Inside that folder, random folders like 'Blue, Orange, Red, Etc'
Followed by More random folder inside those folders. Ex.

Code
1,                   2,               3,                   4,                   5
a, b, c, d, e,    f, g, h, i, j    k, l, m, n, o,    p, q, r, s, t,     u, v, w, x, y, z
ALL the letters go into different sub-sub catergories until...

C/MyDocuments/Code/1/d/blue/hiothere/asian/awsomeness/PORN!!!W00T!!

Have fun spending the next few minuites** doing this!!

**Replace few with a 'whole lot of'
2006-12-20 12:05:28
I_invented_BF2
DICE/EA spokesman
+19|6922|denmark
I have about 8 % porn on my computer... 8% of the total porn on the internet, that is..
2006-12-20 12:26:30
d.cripz
Member
+29|6848
on my old computer id be in the 10%-15% range but i got so many viruses i needed a new comp and ive kept it at about 8%-10%... instead of watching movies on the internet i jack off to images created by my mind
2006-12-20 13:14:52
DTAC
Member
+9|7179
When I get to around 20 Gigs I burn it off and go in again. I hide nothing!!!! (D:\XXX D:\New XXX) My friend told me about the time his wife found a porn tape (just one mind you) and went balistic. He gave me the rest. When my wife asked me if I had any I said, "Sure" and unloaded a torrent of pornograph on her the likes of which she had never seen.
2006-12-20 13:42:11
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6884|The Land of Scott Walker
0% My wife is good enough for me.
2006-12-20 13:50:07
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7171|St. Andrews / Oslo

Towelly wrote:

0.028571428571428571428571428571429

Which seems far too small of a number.
that would mean 2%... Not that small...
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png https://twitter.com/phoenix/favicon.ico
2006-12-20 14:02:18
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7117|In You Endo- Stoke
I have about 5 gig about 4% of my hard drive (80gb only a laptop)

and just consist of Tera patrick and other women getting fubar'd.

Tera....
https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/JTreesmokin/enter.gif
2006-12-20 22:58:01
Choclot
Member
+21|6981
I have a incradibly hot girl friend so i dont need porn...and also my parents would probly find out.
2006-12-20 23:09:14
twiistaaa
Member
+87|7107|mexico

Choclot wrote:

I have a incradibly hot girl friend so i dont need porn...and also my parents would probly find out.
sure you do little buddy, sure you do.

anyway i got 10% keeping in mind that the files are all big (between 200mb-1gb, "i own" a bangbros account) im ok with that.
2006-12-21 01:05:48
[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra
Alright, you're good to go!
+124|7167|Honolulu, HI

Zimmer wrote:

LoL, impressive how many people enjoy so much porn.
Next topic "How many times do you masturbate a week/month/day" <- NOT a hint on making one.

People can enjoy a perfectly normal life without porn. And don't you people find it insulting if you have a girl/wife of your own? It shows a womans body as a means of "jerking off" when you are bored. They are not that.
Ohh lord, and then things will progress to a "How big is your fireman" poll.

To answer the question at hand uh let's see...80 gig internal drive (this is an old ass piece of shit box), no pr0n on there, so 0%.

Hehe, I found the loophole in this poll, I burn all my stuff onto DVDs and then delete it off my hard drive to save space...So technically if it were still all on my drive, maybe 150%, 200%?

As for how often I wax the trophy, well I'll just wait till someone starts that poll...
2006-12-21 01:11:14
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7155

Kung Jew wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

leave the kid alone Kung ! !
*Dune evil mind controlling voice*
Submit Ned, submit into the porn, you will like it.
"I must not use porn. Porn is the mind-killer. Porn is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Porn. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my Porn is gone I will turn and face Porn's path, and only I will remain."

Frank Hebert FTW!!
Roflz.

But the porn must flow... without porn, the known civilization will end, death will come and it will start a chain reaction growing bigger and bigger.

He who controls the porn... controls the interwebs.

Last edited by cyborg_ninja-117 (2006-12-21 01:11:34)

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2006-12-21 01:14:24
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7070|Finland

I'm too lazy to calculate it, someone do it for me.

320Gb total space
230Gb used space
110Gb porn
I need around tree fiddy.
2006-12-21 01:15:46
BVC
Member
+325|7134
Don't have any.
2006-12-21 01:20:38
WarriorDave
Member
+10|6808|Louisville, Ky
I have between 4.3% and 4.4% porn of my 1.7TB across 3 computers.
The folders thing is going a bit out of your way to hide something.
2006-12-21 01:59:25
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|7094|Brisbane, Australia

I know a guy who's parents are IT Professionals, he tried to encrypt a folder with nothing in it to see how his parents reacted. They cracked it.

Lol, no porn for you!
2006-12-22 09:52:33
d.cripz
Member
+29|6848
i try to keep myself under control so i only jerk off about once a day now. to answer the other question my penis is around 2 inches when unerect
2006-12-22 10:19:56
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|7001|British Columbia, Canada

d.cripz wrote:

i try to keep myself under control so i only jerk off about once a day now. to answer the other question my penis is around 2 inches when unerect
....


To much info Cripz..
2006-12-22 11:19:26
Dersmikner
Member
+147|6937|Texas
I'm far too lazy to do the math, but I've got some top notch stuff from WeLiveTogether.com which is all chicks. If I see a wanker, I'm going flacid before the pixels can reset.

 

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