You wake up in a random hotel room, naked. Your in the bathtub and you can't remember anything that happend last night. You feel a weird pressure in your ass and relize that you have something stuck up in there. You start to remember that you may have stumbled into a gay bar last night when you were hopped up on alcohol (i feel bad for you ) and you think that some gay male may of put whatever it is in your ass. Your parents are hard core christians, who condem anything you did last night. You also see drugs all over the hotel room, which the police will assume are yours. You have no car, no money, no shoes! No one reconizes you and you don't even know what city your in. Every step you take forces the thing in your ass farther and farther in (you like it don't you!!!) You sit down and think about your choices...what would you do...
Poll
Read The Story Please
| Call the police because you got raped!! | 0% | 0% - 0 | ||||
| Leave and try to poo out w/e in your butt | 40% | 40% - 6 | ||||
| Go to the doctor and ask for his/her help | 13% | 13% - 2 | ||||
| Go to your parents for help | 0% | 0% - 0 | ||||
| Ask the homeless man for help | 6% | 6% - 1 | ||||
| Nothing, this is my normal saturday morning | 20% | 20% - 3 | ||||
| Mafia, your retarded, go kill yourself please | 20% | 20% - 3 | ||||
| Has anyone seen my shoes?! | 0% | 0% - 0 | ||||
| Total: 15 | ||||||
check to see if i still have my internal organs first.
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i'd firstly think...now who posted that thread on bf2s then id think, omg...where the hell do these people think of these sick damn posts.....then i'd probably be buggered beyond belief, and walk like john wayne forever. but i'd always have a smile on my face!! roffles.
I'd start by closing this topic, and warning the poster that this shit will get you banned, real fast.