So I just got out of the shower and started to dry off when all of a sudden I feel this sting. I got bit on the right nut by a fucking fire-ant. It must have been in my towel or something, but however it happened, it hurts like a motherfucker. Owww.
Hahahhahahahahaah.
Of course it had to bite you there eh? lol
So many other places to bite, but it gets you there lol.
So many other places to bite, but it gets you there lol.
I feel sorry for you, but not so sorry that I didn't laugh when I read it.
TuataraDude wrote:
I feel sorry for you, but not so sorry that I didn't laugh when I read it.
Ouch,... I got stung on my penis through my pants as I'm driving when a pissed off yellow jacket flew through the open driver side front window in my car hit my neck and landed on my crotch...Sgt_Sieg wrote:
So I just got out of the shower and started to dry off when all of a sudden I feel this sting. I got bit on the right nut by a fucking fire-ant. It must have been in my towel or something, but however it happened, it hurts like a motherfucker. Owww.
I feel your pain.
You must live in the Southwest. They are a way of life in Texas. Major highways bypass their mounds.
amputation is the only option.Sgt_Sieg wrote:
So I just got out of the shower and started to dry off when all of a sudden I feel this sting. I got bit on the right nut by a fucking fire-ant. It must have been in my towel or something, but however it happened, it hurts like a motherfucker. Owww.
That's true, otherwise the poison will spread and you may die. Get to Mason's place as fast as you can and he'll chew that off for you.Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
amputation is the only option.Sgt_Sieg wrote:
So I just got out of the shower and started to dry off when all of a sudden I feel this sting. I got bit on the right nut by a fucking fire-ant. It must have been in my towel or something, but however it happened, it hurts like a motherfucker. Owww.
Poor Fire-Ant. Or it could be Crabs.......
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hahah owned +1 hehe
I am a bit hungry....chittydog wrote:
That's true, otherwise the poison will spread and you may die. Get to Mason's place as fast as you can and he'll chew that off for you.Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
amputation is the only option.Sgt_Sieg wrote:
So I just got out of the shower and started to dry off when all of a sudden I feel this sting. I got bit on the right nut by a fucking fire-ant. It must have been in my towel or something, but however it happened, it hurts like a motherfucker. Owww.