Sgt_Sieg
"Bow Chicka Bow Wow." The correct way.
+89|7214
So I just got out of the shower and started to dry off when all of a sudden I feel this sting. I got bit on the right nut by a fucking fire-ant. It must have been in my towel or something, but however it happened, it hurts like a motherfucker. Owww.
stef10
Member
+173|6921|Denmark
Hahahhahahahahaah.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7282|Alberta, Canada

Of course it had to bite you there eh? lol

So many other places to bite, but it gets you there lol.
TuataraDude
Member
+115|6961|Aotearoa
I feel sorry for you, but not so sorry that I didn't laugh when I read it.
Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|7010|USA

TuataraDude wrote:

I feel sorry for you, but not so sorry that I didn't laugh when I read it.
CoconutBlitz
I've had the diarrheas since Easters
+145|7028|California U.S.A

Sgt_Sieg wrote:

So I just got out of the shower and started to dry off when all of a sudden I feel this sting. I got bit on the right nut by a fucking fire-ant. It must have been in my towel or something, but however it happened, it hurts like a motherfucker. Owww.
Ouch,... I got stung on my penis through my pants as I'm driving when a pissed off yellow jacket flew through the open driver side front window in my car hit my neck and landed on my crotch...

I feel your pain.
ncc6206
=BIG= BAD AND UGLY
+36|6918
You must live in the Southwest. They are a way of life in Texas. Major highways bypass their mounds.
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|7101|USA

Sgt_Sieg wrote:

So I just got out of the shower and started to dry off when all of a sudden I feel this sting. I got bit on the right nut by a fucking fire-ant. It must have been in my towel or something, but however it happened, it hurts like a motherfucker. Owww.
amputation is the only option.
chittydog
less busy
+586|7274|Kubra, Damn it!

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

Sgt_Sieg wrote:

So I just got out of the shower and started to dry off when all of a sudden I feel this sting. I got bit on the right nut by a fucking fire-ant. It must have been in my towel or something, but however it happened, it hurts like a motherfucker. Owww.
amputation is the only option.
That's true, otherwise the poison will spread and you may die. Get to Mason's place as fast as you can and he'll chew that off for you.
acidkiller187
Member
+123|7069
Poor Fire-Ant. Or it could be Crabs.......

Last edited by acidkiller187 (2006-12-29 12:34:04)

vassili
Member
+66|6962
hahah owned +1 hehe
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|7101|USA

chittydog wrote:

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

Sgt_Sieg wrote:

So I just got out of the shower and started to dry off when all of a sudden I feel this sting. I got bit on the right nut by a fucking fire-ant. It must have been in my towel or something, but however it happened, it hurts like a motherfucker. Owww.
amputation is the only option.
That's true, otherwise the poison will spread and you may die. Get to Mason's place as fast as you can and he'll chew that off for you.
I am a bit hungry....

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