I thought this was considered derailing a thread and wasnt allowed??!!!!
15 more years! 15 more years!
Nawh man , i threw a bucket o bleeck on the tile took me like an hour to clean the smell and guts.Dezerteagal5 wrote:
FUCK YEAH!SealXo wrote:
So, i live up the street from one of my good friends, he calls me to hang out, and then he tells me his dogs freaking out, and he hears footsteps upstairs. So i drive down, hes holding a sand wedge scared. I go into his house, and pick up two knives.
I go clear his downstairs. Then I hear footsteps upstairs, I walk up clinching the knives. The sound appears to be coming from the front side of the house, so i go into his parents closet. Unzip a 12 guage (which is about up to my shoulder) find a shell for it. And proceed to the front of the house.
I hear a stumble as the noise goes up into the attic. I aim the massive gun at the ceiling. The noise is crawling right above me and a shot (blew my shoulder out shooting at that angle) plaster flying all over my face..... you know what it fucking was?
I have no fucking idea because when it fell infront of me from the ceiling it ended up being a big 30 pound hunk of meat, with weird furr, no way you could tell what it was. Maybe a racoon that grew up in a nuclear power plant
I never found out what it was because i was scared that his parents would come home. So i cleaned it up and threw it over the fence in a bag and burried it.
shit.
Now thats how you get shit done!! +1
That takes some balls man, what if that was the electrician his parents called to fix there ceiling light lol!!
Well if i were you ide get down to Home Depot or whatever and buy some paint and mudd for the ceiliing!! lol good luck
30 poounds in metric? Uhm.Around the weight of a fat pug.klassekock wrote:
Since I'm from sweden I'm not that familiar with the american weight system. How much is exactly 30 pounds. and we need more info on the carcass.
1. What color was the furr ( brown, and it makes me think of a german shepherd dog)?
2. Where do you live? Suburb, close no nature?
3. How did it get into the attic? Did it climb outside on a tree or what?
4. And last. get the carcass to an expert and case closed!
: )
I live near the coast and theres a small hill with coyotes close bye.
Theres no trees. So i have no idea how it got in, thats why i took out the gun. And ow the attic opening was sealed shut....?
lol gross!SealXo wrote:
Nawh man , i threw a bucket o bleeck on the tile took me like an hour to clean the smell and guts.Dezerteagal5 wrote:
FUCK YEAH!SealXo wrote:
So, i live up the street from one of my good friends, he calls me to hang out, and then he tells me his dogs freaking out, and he hears footsteps upstairs. So i drive down, hes holding a sand wedge scared. I go into his house, and pick up two knives.
I go clear his downstairs. Then I hear footsteps upstairs, I walk up clinching the knives. The sound appears to be coming from the front side of the house, so i go into his parents closet. Unzip a 12 guage (which is about up to my shoulder) find a shell for it. And proceed to the front of the house.
I hear a stumble as the noise goes up into the attic. I aim the massive gun at the ceiling. The noise is crawling right above me and a shot (blew my shoulder out shooting at that angle) plaster flying all over my face..... you know what it fucking was?
I have no fucking idea because when it fell infront of me from the ceiling it ended up being a big 30 pound hunk of meat, with weird furr, no way you could tell what it was. Maybe a racoon that grew up in a nuclear power plant
I never found out what it was because i was scared that his parents would come home. So i cleaned it up and threw it over the fence in a bag and burried it.
shit.
Now thats how you get shit done!! +1
That takes some balls man, what if that was the electrician his parents called to fix there ceiling light lol!!
Well if i were you ide get down to Home Depot or whatever and buy some paint and mudd for the ceiliing!! lol good luck
15 more years! 15 more years!
dig it up and shag it!Jenkinsbball wrote:
Dig it up, take a pic. Why would you be scare of his parents? I think a big fucking hole in my ceiling would piss me off more than a real story of what you shot out of it.
Again, dig it up and take a fucking pic.
Hey, so what was your friend doing this whole time!!!??
15 more years! 15 more years!
Hes little, he was scared shitlesspannicking.Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Hey, so what was your friend doing this whole time!!!??
scared u was going to blow him away prolly as you were stalking that deadly mouse around your pad!
And you didnt even wonder what the hell did you just shoot ? I think I would have looked at it a bit before burrying it.
It was the dog
if you have coyotes nearby then that would be my qualified guess that's your victim. probably a hungry or curious pup.SealXo wrote:
30 poounds in metric? Uhm.Around the weight of a fat pug.klassekock wrote:
Since I'm from sweden I'm not that familiar with the american weight system. How much is exactly 30 pounds. and we need more info on the carcass.
1. What color was the furr ( brown, and it makes me think of a german shepherd dog)?
2. Where do you live? Suburb, close no nature?
3. How did it get into the attic? Did it climb outside on a tree or what?
4. And last. get the carcass to an expert and case closed!
: )
I live near the coast and theres a small hill with coyotes close bye.
Theres no trees. So i have no idea how it got in, thats why i took out the gun. And ow the attic opening was sealed shut....?
A German Shepherd? It would have to be a small puppy if thats what it was, German Shepherds get to like 90+ pounds.klassekock wrote:
Since I'm from sweden I'm not that familiar with the american weight system. How much is exactly 30 pounds. and we need more info on the carcass.
1. What color was the furr ( brown, and it makes me think of a german shepherd dog)?
2. Where do you live? Suburb, close no nature?
3. How did it get into the attic? Did it climb outside on a tree or what?
4. And last. get the carcass to an expert and case closed!
: )
So let me get this straight?
Not your home.
Not your gun.
No visual ID of the target.
And a 12 guage knocked out your shoulder.
This tells me you're young, irresponsible, and shouldn't be grabbing guns to 'protect' yourself from things you can't even identify.
Go take a home invasion class before you get someone's parent killed while they're putting away christmas lights in the attic.
Not your home.
Not your gun.
No visual ID of the target.
And a 12 guage knocked out your shoulder.
This tells me you're young, irresponsible, and shouldn't be grabbing guns to 'protect' yourself from things you can't even identify.
Go take a home invasion class before you get someone's parent killed while they're putting away christmas lights in the attic.
SealXo [12 gauge] lolcat
You have killed Lolcat +2
no, seriously... you hear a noise
grab a gun...
BWAM!
next time, identify it first
You have killed Lolcat +2
no, seriously... you hear a noise
grab a gun...
BWAM!
next time, identify it first
If this is true, you should never be allowed to touch a firearm again.
Idiot.
Though, I doubt it's true...so, I'll just laugh at your sad attempt to be funny.
Idiot.
Though, I doubt it's true...so, I'll just laugh at your sad attempt to be funny.
lets see, use a gun or death.... lets weigh it out...CrazeD wrote:
If this is true, you should never be allowed to touch a firearm again.
Idiot.
Though, I doubt it's true...so, I'll just laugh at your sad attempt to be funny.
yeah right, the racoon is gonna kill us all!!SealXo wrote:
lets see, use a gun or death.... lets weigh it out...CrazeD wrote:
If this is true, you should never be allowed to touch a firearm again.
Idiot.
Though, I doubt it's true...so, I'll just laugh at your sad attempt to be funny.
erm I hope not, else you can't express your oppinion.Dezerteagal5 wrote:
I thought this was considered derailing a thread and wasnt allowed??!!!!
I clearly, clearly smell the odur of bullshit here.
#1 - you go to your mate's house, yet know where to find his father's shotgun.
#2 - you manage to find and load a shell - any self-respecting parent would lock the gun
#3 - you claim you shot the animal and it fell through the ceiling - possible, but what about the rest of the damage caused? firstly, there'd be blood all over the attic, and wherever it landed would be some serious bloodstains.
#4 - you say his parents were watching a movie across the road at a friends house - why would your friend ring you and not his parents?
#5 - his parents would have to have had that tv REALLY loud not to have heard a 12-guage go off across the road from where they were at
#6 - ... so would all your neighbours.
#7 - you mananged to get a replacement roof tile at a moments notice- from where?
that's seven good reasons why I think this is BS...
Of course... I may be wrong.. but come on...
My Father-in-Law owns a large house up in Boston.
When I was firing one of his pistols in his basement-come-range whilst he was out of the house, I had the police come knocking within 20 minutes of me firing the first shot.
I find it SOOO hard to believe the same wouldn't happen for you.
Hope it wasn't the neighbor's dog..
You seriously can't be that retarded...SealXo wrote:
lets see, use a gun or death.... lets weigh it out...CrazeD wrote:
If this is true, you should never be allowed to touch a firearm again.
Idiot.
Though, I doubt it's true...so, I'll just laugh at your sad attempt to be funny.
Was it alive before you shot it ???
Cut the guy some slack here. Like come on, it's an interesting story, so what if it's not true?
EDIT:
EDIT:
Obviously, he heard it moving.*=]AD[=*Pro_NL wrote:
Was it alive before you shot it ???
Last edited by ryan_14 (2006-12-29 14:38:49)
lets first believe it before not
LOL, did you not even think of putting the shits up it first, you know shout? Then shoot the place up? Kinda curious why you didn't look at it after it fell through the ceiling? Hell I would off, but hey maybe I am sick! But at least when the oldies come back you can say that you looked at it then buried in the garden etc?