your GF = t3h pwntclaydawg wrote:
So my girlfriend just jumped me via instant messenger while I'm at work...then she felt bad:her: so you are single now??? thanks a lot
me: what?
her: on my space you asshole
her: you put that you are single
me: i didn't put anything on there
me: i haven't touched myspace in ever
her: yes you did because it says straight and you are a taurus
me: i just signed up an account
me: to look at other accounts
her: it says you logged in on july 30th
her: so dont give me that
her: i guess if you want to be single you can be
me: i never update my shit
me: chill
her: no
her: ok
her: how the hell does it say i have friends already?
her: what the hell?
me: there, i changed it. happy now?
her: im so confused
her: im sorry, i jumped on you, mine says that i'm single too
me: thanks
me: i told you i didn't do anything to my damn profile
her: im sorry baby it really looked like you wrote it
me: well i didn't
her: i know that now and im really sorry
me: i told you i don't even use it except to look at other ppl's stuff
her: i wont come to conclusions like that again
her: im sorry
QFE means "Quoted for Emphasis".Tunacommy wrote:
I have seen that before - what is "QFE"BigmacK192 wrote:
QFEBazwalt wrote:
Fuck, instead of sitting there being whining nerd bitchez try and fucking contribute to the thread..idiots.
I gotta say - after reading several hundred threads about clay spaming and "look at all my metals!" threads.....this was pretty amusing.......
Agreed.
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She said she'll never do that shit again? Trust me, she will!
i thought QFE meant Quoted For EffectBigmacK192 wrote:
QFE means "Quoted for Emphasis".Tunacommy wrote:
I have seen that before - what is "QFE"BigmacK192 wrote:
QFE
I gotta say - after reading several hundred threads about clay spaming and "look at all my metals!" threads.....this was pretty amusing.......
Agreed.
Godhatch wrote:
hahahaha not being nasty or anything but she seems a bit crackers
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
*Slap in ur face* - OWNED
I think the two are interchangeable.tvmissleman wrote:
i thought QFE meant Quoted For EffectBigmacK192 wrote:
QFE means "Quoted for Emphasis".Tunacommy wrote:
I have seen that before - what is "QFE"
I gotta say - after reading several hundred threads about clay spaming and "look at all my metals!" threads.....this was pretty amusing.......
Agreed.
On urbandictionary, its says Emphasis I think.
Either or, they are pretty similar in purpose.
You know somehow it is still your fault, don't you?
I bet she cooks a wicked Rabbit stew ?
Why the hell did I read this? Or bother replying? Goddammit.
lmao +1BigmacK192 wrote:
lol, self-Pwnt.
I don't know enough about MySpace, but her antics are quite funny!
Just don't try to understand women, it just isn't possible. With that in mind, I'll repost a little joke along those lines.
Build Me a Bridge
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
want."The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required
to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly
happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Last edited by Agent_Dung_Bomb (2006-08-07 09:27:19)
so true whenever my g/f says "nothings wrong" i've learned to just say "oh ok" and play stupid, then go get on Bf2 and leave her alone.Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
Just don't try to understand women, it just isn't possible. With that in mind, I'll repost a little joke along those lines.Build Me a Bridge
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
want."The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required
to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly
happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
It's just the same as when i say "babe im goin to the bar with some friends" she says "yea ok" but she really means "do it and fucking die"
You're an idiot...he is sharing a funny story. Not bragging.c0ldfyr3 wrote:
Why are you discussing a private relationship on a public forum? Because you feel the need to make people think you have a girlfriend?
Thats the only reason I can possibly think of.
You should get some maturity and then get a girlfriend that isn't just over the net.
Get a life
LMAO!!! That was frekin funny!
-100 STFU dude,dquinner wrote:
You are a fucking loser. Why are u posting about your relationshipe on a public forum. I reckon (a) you never had a girlfriend in the first place and your just posting for attention or sumtin or (b) you have one of those strange online girlfriends who you have never met or fucked but just talked dirty to each other on MSN or sumtin. Go get a life and get laid.
I enjoyed the post, I laughed and went my own way. Why is this so hard for everyone?
Why the hell did this get revived? This isn't even particularly funny.
Let's find out who is girlfriend is and email this to her..
Wow, I hate you.dquinner wrote:
You are a fucking loser. Why are u posting about your relationshipe on a public forum. I reckon (a) you never had a girlfriend in the first place and your just posting for attention or sumtin or (b) you have one of those strange online girlfriends who you have never met or fucked but just talked dirty to each other on MSN or sumtin. Go get a life and get laid.
QTF (I think that's how they say it)Reizors wrote:
I bet A) He has the girlfriend and B) he wanted to post about it to have a laugh at how gay myspace is and girls assuming shit and arguing about how they are always right, i can relate.
Fuck you nerds don't got anything better to do then derail threads and abuse this dude??
You guys don't know a good conversation starter when you see one, he had a good thread starter here about girls and their shit, but you derail it.
Whatever, but don't take any of what they said seriously, they are just bored with their life.
Last edited by Obiwan (2007-01-05 13:47:10)
lol