Entertayner wrote:
Emo's are the root of all evil.
Chavs are gonna take over teh worlds.
GEEKS FTW!
I'll break it down into 2 parts, mentality towards life and of course, sex.
Goth's think they're the root of all evil and are quite kinky. They rarely breed due to ususally using the wrong hole. (Despite appearances Goth's are rarly depressed and usually supprisingly happy).
Emo's think the world hates them (quite perceptive), due to rediculously tight trousers the males usually end up infertile within 3 months of developing Emoism. Also the girls are quite often mistaken for boys, and boys for girls resulting in confusion (Look depressed and are depressed, usually self harm for attention).
Chav's do nothing but breed, they do this well achieving their first child by an average age of 11. (Arn't happy or depressed, I'm not sure their simple minds are capable TBH).
Geek's do indeed win on points of intellect and outlook on life, however they do find breeding difficult which endangers the species. (Usually unhappy with life, yet still managing a humongous superiority complex but only in non-personal circumstances [e.g. the internet]).
/David Attenborough