Yo momma!

2007-01-05 16:31:36

#1

UnknownRanger: Squirrels, natures little speedbump.; +610|6831|Cali

Yo momma jokes... LETS GET IT ON i will start!

WHAT DOSE YOUR MOM AND A PLASTIC GROCERY BAG HAVE IN COMMON..?....THER BOTH PLASTIC AND THEY GO HOME WITH PEOPLE...

Last edited by UnknownRanger (2007-01-05 16:31:46)

2007-01-05 16:32:20

#2

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|7148|USA

Yo mama is so fat she sweats Crisco.

2007-01-05 16:35:22

#3

chittydog: less busy; +586|7321|Kubra, Damn it!

UnknownRanger wrote:
Yo momma jokes... LETS GET IT ON i will start!

WHAT DOSE YOUR MOM AND A PLASTIC GROCERY BAG HAVE IN COMMON..?....THER BOTH PLASTIC AND THEY GO HOME WITH PEOPLE...

Yo momma's so stupid she forgot to teach you spelling and grammar (or how to turn off caps lock).

2007-01-05 16:36:39

#4

Xblade-3o5-: Oi, Suzy!; +113|7239|Florida, United States

Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn .....

Yo momma is like a gas station, open 24/7

2007-01-05 16:36:52

#5

MorbiD.ShoT: Stormin' through the party; +322|7082

Yo momma is so ugly that if ugly was measured in bricks...she'd be the Great Wall of China.

2007-01-05 16:38:03

#6

Xblade-3o5-: Oi, Suzy!; +113|7239|Florida, United States

Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order

2007-01-05 16:39:47

#7

SysTray: "Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !; +180|7307|Delaware

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.

2007-01-05 16:45:26

#8

UnknownRanger: Squirrels, natures little speedbump.; +610|6831|Cali

SysTray wrote:
Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.

lolz

2007-01-05 17:00:19

#9

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7231|Houston, TX

Ah the classic momma jokes.

Yo mamma is so fat, she left the house in heels and came home in flats.

Yo mamma is so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she needs a map to fall down.

For you Pharcyde fans -
Yo mamma's got an afro... with a chin strap.
Yo mamma's an extra on the Simpsons...

KJ

2007-01-05 17:03:15

#10

UnknownRanger: Squirrels, natures little speedbump.; +610|6831|Cali

Kung Jew wrote:
Ah the classic momma jokes.

Yo mamma is so fat, she left the house in heels and came home in flats.

Yo mamma is so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she needs a map to fall down.

For you Pharcyde fans -
Yo mamma's got an afro... with a chin strap.
Yo mamma's an extra on the Simpsons...

KJ

?que?

2007-01-05 17:29:39

#11

Krappyappy: 'twice cooked beef!'; +111|7306

yo mama so hairy she's got a tail made out of anal pubes.

2007-01-05 17:34:37

#12

D6717C: Anger is a gift; +174|7119|Sin City

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

2007-01-05 17:37:59

#13

The_Killer: Banned; +113|7011|dunno

Xblade-3o5- wrote:
Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn .....

Yo momma is like a gas station, open 24/7

Man those are my jokes.

Yo momma is like a Go cart track every one gets a ride.

2007-01-05 17:44:13

#14

UnknownRanger: Squirrels, natures little speedbump.; +610|6831|Cali

Yo momma is so fat she uses a VCR as a pager!!

O SNAPSKE +1 me!! ~i made a funny~

2007-01-05 17:49:05

#15

pasngr: Member; +50|7131

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out

2007-01-05 17:49:05

#16

UnknownRanger: Squirrels, natures little speedbump.; +610|6831|Cali

lolz thx for +1'ing me! whoever did it

Last edited by UnknownRanger (2007-01-05 17:52:00)

2007-01-05 17:52:17

#17

Black Vaine: Member; +43|7108|K-Town, Sweden

ehm.. Age? Grow up..

2007-01-05 18:00:43

#18

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6808|Orrstrayleea

Yo mama is so fat that wen she goes to KFC she orders the bucket on the roof
Yo mama has more rolls than a bakery
Yo mama has more chins than a chinese phonebook

Please+1

2007-01-05 18:02:23

#19

Tripp: I wanna be on you; +116|7013|So Cal

unlike rosa parks, YO MOMMA loves it in the back of the bus

2007-01-05 18:03:04

#20

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6808|Orrstrayleea

The_Killer wrote:
Xblade-3o5- wrote:
Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn .....

Yo momma is like a gas station, open 24/7
Man those are my jokes.

Yo momma is like a Go cart track every one gets a ride.

Why didnt your mamas legs know each other? because theyd never met

2007-01-05 18:11:08

#21

=MI5=CHRISTIAN: Me Gusta Karma Mucho; +49|7031|Leftern America

Your momma is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey, where's my gumball?"

2007-01-05 18:15:25

#22

Xblade-3o5-: Oi, Suzy!; +113|7239|Florida, United States

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
The_Killer wrote:
Xblade-3o5- wrote:
Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn .....

Yo momma is like a gas station, open 24/7
Man those are my jokes.

Yo momma is like a Go cart track every one gets a ride.
Why didnt your mamas legs know each other? because theyd never met

Oh no u didnt!

The_Killer, the cops gave me a ticket last night......

For riding ur mom without a helmet

2007-01-05 18:16:58

#23

redhawk454: Member; +50|7034|Divided States of America

chittydog wrote:
UnknownRanger wrote:
Yo momma jokes... LETS GET IT ON i will start!

WHAT DOSE YOUR MOM AND A PLASTIC GROCERY BAG HAVE IN COMMON..?....THER BOTH PLASTIC AND THEY GO HOME WITH PEOPLE...
Yo momma's so stupid she forgot to teach you spelling and grammar (or how to turn off caps lock).

Yo mama so nasty some guys sperm mixed wit a maggot and produced you.

2007-01-05 18:19:12

#24

Master*: Banned; +416|6980|United States

Yo mom has one big tit and one little tit and they call her biggie smalls

biggie smallz --------------------> 0o

2007-01-05 18:22:23

#25

UnknownRanger: Squirrels, natures little speedbump.; +610|6831|Cali

Xblade-3o5- wrote:
Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
The_Killer wrote:
Man those are my jokes.

Yo momma is like a Go cart track every one gets a ride.
Why didnt your mamas legs know each other? because theyd never met
Oh no u didnt!

The_Killer, the cops gave me a ticket last night......

For riding ur mom without a helmet

WHOLEY SNAP NO U DID NOT!!!!!

Last edited by UnknownRanger (2007-01-05 18:23:16)

BF2S Forums Yo momma!

UnknownRanger wrote:

SysTray wrote:

Kung Jew wrote:

Xblade-3o5- wrote:

The_Killer wrote:

Xblade-3o5- wrote:

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

The_Killer wrote:

Xblade-3o5- wrote:

chittydog wrote:

UnknownRanger wrote:

Xblade-3o5- wrote:

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

The_Killer wrote:

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