Is it just me, or is there less...whorage in 2142? I mean, the Gunship is pretty useless unless you get a pair of talented pilots, Tank whores who can go 30 and 0 are kinda rare, and I have yet to see people TK for a vehicle.
Then again, when I see an unoccupied Battle Walker, I just grin and go 'okay, time to rape some infantry' Just because it's so l33t. So I decided to make some new names for the various other whorage I have witnessed.
Support whores (aka, Shieldus Assius) are typically found in the bowels of a titan, preferably in access hallways one or two. They typically carry a large machine gun and are surrounded by either strange shield-like devices or metallic beasts that shoot metallic death, and NEVER run out of ammo. This strange creature must have lost its ability to use its legs, as it can only be seen crawling around, much like a snake scoots along. They prefer company, and have been seen breeding with Medicous hurtius (see further on), and despite being blown up many times, these two species seem to keep going at it in a very obscene fashion, one on top of the other.
RDX whores (aka, explodius n00bius) are possibly the most annoying. These are incompetent mercenaries who have one purpose: make as many holes in the earth as possible. They typically are very athletic and have been seen in the high-jumping competition, and seem to never get tired despite hopping around much like a rabbit, all the while tossing strange cylindrical packages that explode once they pull out a TV remote. Or a detonator...amazing how 'universal' those remotes really are! They typically are not in a squad, preferring a solitary existence, and are prone to violent and explosive outbursts...remember, don't feed them in any way (be it medical supplies or infinite ammunition boxes) as they can and probably will kill you once they are done feeding. This is less so in the strange world of FFoff (is it pronounced Fough?) and despite their best efforts, only take pleasure in killing everything that isn't them.
Walker whores (aka Armourus wussious) are a strange beast that seems to have developed several tonnage of metallic plating in an effort to protect itself from the harsh ice age descended upon the world. The lack of arms suggest the creature had no need of them and they fell off one day. These beasts are typically seen frequenting the busy streets of Berlin and Belgrade (though they have been reported in large numbers in Tunis and other desert-like areas), and are not to be disturbed. When angered, they are capable of causing massive destruction, and may utter phrases like 'pwned, n00bs!' or 'I'm invincible!' and other such strange sayings which lack translation to English. Armourus wussious has also been reported to change into a sub-branch, called titanius fixus, but the two have never been seen together in the same place.
Medic whores (aka Medicous hurtius) Are another subspecies of whores that have developed a three-fingered claw with the ability to restore life to the dead, even after taking bullets to the head, being blown apart by grenades, or even (rarely) exploded by tank shells. No one knows how this claw was evolved, but it is reported that these whores are merely looking for something called ranx, perhaps some form of currency in their culture. They are often seen in the company of other whores, and have a passionate obsession with bringing the dead back to life, even if that person dies again through a series of unfortunate explosions. They are also reported to carry around strange white containers that magically heal any injury, no matter how severe; scientists argue mainly about the fact that they seem to carry around an incalculable amount of these, despite the weight. They prefer very close, intimate contact, and are often seen engaging in mating behavior with those unfortunate to get too close, as if it were some dominance ritual.
Titan whores (aka titanius fixus) are a strange species that have created a set of primitive tools to mend metals and complex machinery. They are typically seen in the depths of a titan, glaring eyes, hovering around consoles and instantly repairing them with their magical tools, even if no one else is around. Some say their anger is manifested in the form of large explosive globules seen coming from titans, though no one has confirmed this; they prefer the contact of other whores, and have been seen breeding with Armourus wussious and using their tools on them in profound places. They are reportedly a half-breed of Shieldus Assius, but they do not prefer each others' company.
More as I come up with it...and credit goes to Ender, who made one of these way back when for Battlefield 2.
Then again, when I see an unoccupied Battle Walker, I just grin and go 'okay, time to rape some infantry' Just because it's so l33t. So I decided to make some new names for the various other whorage I have witnessed.
Support whores (aka, Shieldus Assius) are typically found in the bowels of a titan, preferably in access hallways one or two. They typically carry a large machine gun and are surrounded by either strange shield-like devices or metallic beasts that shoot metallic death, and NEVER run out of ammo. This strange creature must have lost its ability to use its legs, as it can only be seen crawling around, much like a snake scoots along. They prefer company, and have been seen breeding with Medicous hurtius (see further on), and despite being blown up many times, these two species seem to keep going at it in a very obscene fashion, one on top of the other.
RDX whores (aka, explodius n00bius) are possibly the most annoying. These are incompetent mercenaries who have one purpose: make as many holes in the earth as possible. They typically are very athletic and have been seen in the high-jumping competition, and seem to never get tired despite hopping around much like a rabbit, all the while tossing strange cylindrical packages that explode once they pull out a TV remote. Or a detonator...amazing how 'universal' those remotes really are! They typically are not in a squad, preferring a solitary existence, and are prone to violent and explosive outbursts...remember, don't feed them in any way (be it medical supplies or infinite ammunition boxes) as they can and probably will kill you once they are done feeding. This is less so in the strange world of FFoff (is it pronounced Fough?) and despite their best efforts, only take pleasure in killing everything that isn't them.
Walker whores (aka Armourus wussious) are a strange beast that seems to have developed several tonnage of metallic plating in an effort to protect itself from the harsh ice age descended upon the world. The lack of arms suggest the creature had no need of them and they fell off one day. These beasts are typically seen frequenting the busy streets of Berlin and Belgrade (though they have been reported in large numbers in Tunis and other desert-like areas), and are not to be disturbed. When angered, they are capable of causing massive destruction, and may utter phrases like 'pwned, n00bs!' or 'I'm invincible!' and other such strange sayings which lack translation to English. Armourus wussious has also been reported to change into a sub-branch, called titanius fixus, but the two have never been seen together in the same place.
Medic whores (aka Medicous hurtius) Are another subspecies of whores that have developed a three-fingered claw with the ability to restore life to the dead, even after taking bullets to the head, being blown apart by grenades, or even (rarely) exploded by tank shells. No one knows how this claw was evolved, but it is reported that these whores are merely looking for something called ranx, perhaps some form of currency in their culture. They are often seen in the company of other whores, and have a passionate obsession with bringing the dead back to life, even if that person dies again through a series of unfortunate explosions. They are also reported to carry around strange white containers that magically heal any injury, no matter how severe; scientists argue mainly about the fact that they seem to carry around an incalculable amount of these, despite the weight. They prefer very close, intimate contact, and are often seen engaging in mating behavior with those unfortunate to get too close, as if it were some dominance ritual.
Titan whores (aka titanius fixus) are a strange species that have created a set of primitive tools to mend metals and complex machinery. They are typically seen in the depths of a titan, glaring eyes, hovering around consoles and instantly repairing them with their magical tools, even if no one else is around. Some say their anger is manifested in the form of large explosive globules seen coming from titans, though no one has confirmed this; they prefer the contact of other whores, and have been seen breeding with Armourus wussious and using their tools on them in profound places. They are reportedly a half-breed of Shieldus Assius, but they do not prefer each others' company.
More as I come up with it...and credit goes to Ender, who made one of these way back when for Battlefield 2.