there used to be a chinese guy at my school named So Long Wang.
i went to school with a sharon peters, damn she was hot!!!!
haha i got one that will top anyones, i am indian and so my parents decided to name me Karan and most people pronounce it with Karen. I GET SO PISSED OFF! My name is spelled with TWO count em TWO A's not a second e. hehe. thats my story
I think I win the prize.
So my first name's Martin. Nothing bad about that, cause it's the leetest name ever, except for the "Fartin' Martin" jokes =/
But then my last name. Bate. So simple, so seemingly innocent. But one fateful day, in 6th grade probably, some kid (a friend of mine actually) threw Master in front. Master Bate. Oh dear God the amount of lame jokes I've heard...
"If you were rich, what would your butler call you"?
"If you were a Jedi, what would your title be"?
etc. I grew used to it around 7th or 8th grade, now I just smile thinking "fail" very loudly in my head especially when they say it in front of a teacher, cause then the teacher gets all pissed off at them. Lawl.
So my first name's Martin. Nothing bad about that, cause it's the leetest name ever, except for the "Fartin' Martin" jokes =/
But then my last name. Bate. So simple, so seemingly innocent. But one fateful day, in 6th grade probably, some kid (a friend of mine actually) threw Master in front. Master Bate. Oh dear God the amount of lame jokes I've heard...
"If you were rich, what would your butler call you"?
"If you were a Jedi, what would your title be"?
etc. I grew used to it around 7th or 8th grade, now I just smile thinking "fail" very loudly in my head especially when they say it in front of a teacher, cause then the teacher gets all pissed off at them. Lawl.
Pedro Andres J. Ventura A.~ nothing wrong with my name, I love it . Never been made fun of because of it, and all my friends call me Pedro and family members call me Andres. Teachers called me Mr. Ventura .
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Man I was only joking after all im not Mr R Sole (debatle I admit) and im not Huw Jars, this is the Junk Drawer afterall.Bahiti wrote:
It's just that .. a rumor. And they were not and are not Red Injuns. They were and WE are Native American Indians. Most parents did not name their own child. Others did. And hardly ever was one named for something on the horizon.1927 wrote:
I often think about then Red Injuns from years gone by. They would name their offspring after what was on the horizon when they were born (so rumor has it).
You had names like, Sitting Bull, Big Ox, Strong Buffalo, Running Bear, Two dogs shagging and so on.
If I had a racehorse I would call it Hoof Hearted.
I hope this info is helpful
Regards,
Mr R.Sole aka Huw Jars
Also knew a native fellow by the name of Harry Amos while in highschool.
My name is -Steinar-you never heard that before.It is an Norway name like Gunnar or Einar.And no joke i dont know one other with this name.
Everybody is individual.-----------------No i`m not.
Everybody is individual.-----------------No i`m not.
My name's normal besides a wacky Central European surname but there is a poor fellow around here with the name Wayne Kerr, 100%-no-shit. There's also a whole family with the surname Kerwayne, which no-one ever seems to get the syllables around the right way.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
My name's Ian so nothing to rhyme with there. People have tried and failed.
There was a girl 2 years below me in school called Annette Curtain and my old science teacher said a few years before he had a kid in his class called Dwayne Pipe.
There was a girl 2 years below me in school called Annette Curtain and my old science teacher said a few years before he had a kid in his class called Dwayne Pipe.
My science teacher when I was at school was called Robert Souls......and I had a classmate called Jack Hiscox.1927(h) wrote:
Man I was only joking after all im not Mr R Sole (debatle I admit) and im not Huw Jars, this is the Junk Drawer afterall.
My name is Finlay so I never really got any grief about it.
On of my friends dads name was Richard Small.
We had a field day with him.
We had a field day with him.
my last name is Kirer, pronounced 'KEER', but some people translate that to steve Qweer. its kinda funny
my middle name is Fitzgerald and My friends call me Fitz those bastards lol
Knew a kid named Mike Sass.
High School janitor was Gay Deutsche, may have been spelled "Gaye" but not much difference.
High School janitor was Gay Deutsche, may have been spelled "Gaye" but not much difference.
Well, my name is Jay, and my last name is Kim.
So, everybody calls my JJ the jet plane or Jay the Gay
Plus, whenever I say my last name, people ask me why I have a girl's name.
Freakin pisses me off.
So, everybody calls my JJ the jet plane or Jay the Gay
Plus, whenever I say my last name, people ask me why I have a girl's name.
Freakin pisses me off.
my name is Dan Beard.
thats kinda weird i guess.
the girl at best buy asked my name for a warranty on a dig camera i bought and i told her my name and she said "Dan Beer?....ok" LOL!
I didnt correct her;P
thats kinda weird i guess.
the girl at best buy asked my name for a warranty on a dig camera i bought and i told her my name and she said "Dan Beer?....ok" LOL!
I didnt correct her;P
Ryan.
Little king.
It rocks.
Little king.
It rocks.
My surname is Blood and I think it rocks!!
My last name begins with "Tes", so guys used to call me "Alex Testicles."
Although, it wasn't really much of an insult as I'd just say "Hey, atleast i've got a pair.".
Needless to say they'd have nothing to say back to that.
Although, it wasn't really much of an insult as I'd just say "Hey, atleast i've got a pair.".
Needless to say they'd have nothing to say back to that.
Reminds me of the two gay IrishmenObiwan wrote:
my middle name is Fitzgerald and My friends call me Fitz those bastards lol
Patrick Fitzgerald
and
Gerald Fitzpatrick
Well, if you think you're name is stale, change it to Militant Smith. Oh wait, new terror laws huh?I.M.I Militant wrote:
my name Barry Smith
what the fuck.. were my folks on when they named me... you cant be more aussie then BARRY SMITH
i have a real problem with teachers and police when they ask me for my name they always seem to think im giving them a bullshit name
There's a guy I know called Michael Michael. Poor guy.
Had a friend I worked with who's name was Dom Phuc -- boss made him use "sam" on his name tag after offended customers talked with him. Guy was smart with a PhD, but parents must not have been the brightest.
Richard... I got used to the Dick jokes at the age of 10.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.