There's this one program that you can put on the teach's com and make it look like it has a virus and a ghost in it. It's neat.
- Superior Mind
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Try making a program that if you click the icon the computer restarts, then rename it Internet and change the icon to the IE icon.
If you just switch the N and M keys even if you are a decent typer you will still notice and get confused.
Throw your keyboard from the back row and nail your teacher in the head.
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I don't know...I don't look at the keyboard anyway.Cubanpenguin wrote:
If you just switch the N and M keys even if you are a decent typer you will still notice and get confused.
If they're PC's, overclock them all so they set fire.
If they're macs...
start garage band? Enjoy their 100% plug and play-ness?
Seriously though. Changing homepages to ridiculous pictures is way simple and can be way funny.
If you know someone with some webspace, have them put up a message like: "Listen Asshole... yeah, you in ___ High School Computer Lab... Mr. (Lab Director) Would like to see you RIGHT NOW. Walk over to his computer..."
SO simple... all day he gets bugged by kids who end up at his desk...
If they're macs...
start garage band? Enjoy their 100% plug and play-ness?
Seriously though. Changing homepages to ridiculous pictures is way simple and can be way funny.
If you know someone with some webspace, have them put up a message like: "Listen Asshole... yeah, you in ___ High School Computer Lab... Mr. (Lab Director) Would like to see you RIGHT NOW. Walk over to his computer..."
SO simple... all day he gets bugged by kids who end up at his desk...
If you can lock the computers, set them to an annoying, looping Flash animation, all out of sync with one another. Lock, and then leave.
Change and rename the screen icons.
If it's a CRT monitor and degausses, spell messages out on the front with a magnet.
Change the startup music to something like a heavy metal track, or one of the BF2 sound files. 'Enemy boat spotted.'
Change and rename the screen icons.
If it's a CRT monitor and degausses, spell messages out on the front with a magnet.
Change the startup music to something like a heavy metal track, or one of the BF2 sound files. 'Enemy boat spotted.'
Jokes you can do on your teachers/friends:
1.Put sleeping pills in thier drink.
2.Put PREP-H thier food.
3.Pants them.
4.Take out all the air in thier tires.
5.Make a fake email and send them a message saying:check your car tires(then do #4.)
- UnknownRanger +1 if you like my ideas.
1.Put sleeping pills in thier drink.
2.Put PREP-H thier food.
3.Pants them.
4.Take out all the air in thier tires.
5.Make a fake email and send them a message saying:check your car tires(then do #4.)
- UnknownRanger +1 if you like my ideas.
Network a pornographic (Not too bad) slideshow as a screen saver and password it.
LOL make it with robots tho and sound effects then password it!! that will get em.BeerzGod wrote:
Network a pornographic (Not too bad) slideshow as a screen saver and password it.
You mean like Putty?SysTray wrote:
I know there's software out there that lets you control one computer from another. Both computers have to have the program installed and running however. I forget the name.FrankieSpankie3388 wrote:
Now that it's my senior year, and I'm bored during my free block, me and a friend decided to do some pranks on the computer lab teacher. We don't want to do some serious damage because chances are my school would make us pay for the damages. Any ideas on funny ways to bother him without him knowing it's us? We already used a random pitch generator that would emit a super high pitch sound that was kind of quiet. Loud enough for it to annoy everybody but not loud enough to make it sound intentional, something like a computer bugging out. Also maybe bringing in a wireless mouse and fucking with him on his computer. Any cool ideas?
Take the screenshot and set it as the desktop background then auto-hide the taskbar. We used to do this to the new guys when they forgot to log off for break / lunch.. Funny as hell to watch them click and nothing respond.T0rr3nt wrote:
take a screen shot of the background and hide all the icons
Oooo. I got a good one! Really easy too:
1. Make as many desk top icons as possible, even if you put completely useless things on the desktop
2. highlight everything on the desktop at once
3. right click on a highlighted icon
4. left click on "open" in the menu that was pulled up
5. Unless you turn off the comp. immediatly, it should be really annoying to use for the next few days.
Another easy one:
1. hit "shift" 5 times quickly and answer "ok"
2. whenever anyone hits shift the computer should beep
1. Make as many desk top icons as possible, even if you put completely useless things on the desktop
2. highlight everything on the desktop at once
3. right click on a highlighted icon
4. left click on "open" in the menu that was pulled up
5. Unless you turn off the comp. immediatly, it should be really annoying to use for the next few days.
Another easy one:
1. hit "shift" 5 times quickly and answer "ok"
2. whenever anyone hits shift the computer should beep
If you're a decent typer then you don't even look at the keyboard.Cubanpenguin wrote:
If you just switch the N and M keys even if you are a decent typer you will still notice and get confused.
route common domains in the hosts file (i.e. ggogle.com) to a different ip (maybe something that isn't going to get you into too much trouble)
Well....What i did a little while ago, before i left my old school and moved state.
-Logged in as usual
-Went to Run and typed in command
-Typed in shutdown -i
-Filled in all the things that needed filling in
-Selected every computer in the Comp Lab to shutdown other then one (which just so happened to be a person i despised (co incdence i swear /sarcasm)
-Hit the proceed button or whatever its called
Watched as everyones PC just shutdown and the only one with a computer still on was this cunt thats always been an ass to me. Teacher comes over and notices his computer is the only one not off, and instantly thinks it was him who did the remote shutdown. In our school remote shutdowns = 2 weeks suspension. Because ''he'' did all the computers, he got a month of suspension
Owned.
-Logged in as usual
-Went to Run and typed in command
-Typed in shutdown -i
-Filled in all the things that needed filling in
-Selected every computer in the Comp Lab to shutdown other then one (which just so happened to be a person i despised (co incdence i swear /sarcasm)
-Hit the proceed button or whatever its called
Watched as everyones PC just shutdown and the only one with a computer still on was this cunt thats always been an ass to me. Teacher comes over and notices his computer is the only one not off, and instantly thinks it was him who did the remote shutdown. In our school remote shutdowns = 2 weeks suspension. Because ''he'' did all the computers, he got a month of suspension
Owned.
That's called SMS, the tool is called; SMS Nomad P2p. I wouldn't recommend installing ANY TYPE of software that isn't already on the PC, there are term agreements that you will violate and be expelled!SysTray wrote:
I know there's software out there that lets you control one computer from another. Both computers have to have the program installed and running however. I forget the name.FrankieSpankie3388 wrote:
Now that it's my senior year, and I'm bored during my free block, me and a friend decided to do some pranks on the computer lab teacher. We don't want to do some serious damage because chances are my school would make us pay for the damages. Any ideas on funny ways to bother him without him knowing it's us? We already used a random pitch generator that would emit a super high pitch sound that was kind of quiet. Loud enough for it to annoy everybody but not loud enough to make it sound intentional, something like a computer bugging out. Also maybe bringing in a wireless mouse and fucking with him on his computer. Any cool ideas?
Try just using what someone else posted awhile back, take a screenshot of the desktop, put it in paint save it as a BMP and set it as the desktop backround, right click desktop > arrange icons by > make sure show desktop icons is off. Then unlock the taskbar, put it on auto-hide then throw it to some nonstandard location. They'll have a 'frozen' PC that won't do anything and keep hard-rebooting the machines. That's not malicious, it's a good quick gag.
LOL @ link never seen that before +1CoronadoSEAL wrote:
www.phonetrace.org
tell him via message on board to be careful because anyone can trace his phone!!!!!
Better yet, screenshot the background and change the names of the icons and icon pics themselves, so clicking on 'My Computer' will actually take him to 'Microsoft Word'.T0rr3nt wrote:
take a screenshot of the background and hide all the icons
Yea i have the command right here right click on destop and press make a new shortcut then where it says type location of item type "shutdown -s -t 0" without the marks and then name it Internet explorer and go to properties and click choose icon and choose the ie icon and there you go. This is to shutdown the pc not reset.Superior Mind wrote:
Try making a program that if you click the icon the computer restarts, then rename it Internet and change the icon to the IE icon.
If you want it to force close any programs when they click it aswell and shut down type "shutdown -s -t 0 f" insted. Doesnt give them anytime to save their work so they loose it an dget a nice black screen
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I would do that, but I'm already in enough shit at school lol, great idea btw.gene_pool wrote:
Well....What i did a little while ago, before i left my old school and moved state.
-Logged in as usual
-Went to Run and typed in command
-Typed in shutdown -i
-Filled in all the things that needed filling in
-Selected every computer in the Comp Lab to shutdown other then one (which just so happened to be a person i despised (co incdence i swear /sarcasm)
-Hit the proceed button or whatever its called
Watched as everyones PC just shutdown and the only one with a computer still on was this cunt thats always been an ass to me. Teacher comes over and notices his computer is the only one not off, and instantly thinks it was him who did the remote shutdown. In our school remote shutdowns = 2 weeks suspension. Because ''he'' did all the computers, he got a month of suspension
Owned.
NET SEND FTW!! I used that on my uni lab to, tried using my mates IP, then comp name then his log on then got pissed off and used *....he got the message but so did 500 other folk. My message was only "OI" though! I promptly went home!Ty wrote:
I remember doing an unplanned prank in my old schools computer lab. I used this command which sent messages to other computers in the school, however I only knew how to use it so it sent messages to ALL computers.
Therefore I sent "Go to Hell" to every person who was on the computers in the school, which inluded countless teachers, (including the Computer Science teacher,) the Principal and the Vice Principal. It was brought up in assembily and the feature was disabled. Best of all at the time I had lost my own account's password so I was using the guest account so I was never found out.
I went to Wellington College with is an extreamly prestegious school too.
careful that you will shake the bits off the mobo and you gotta pay for itVilham wrote:
Open up the tower and put a phone in it. Set on vibrate. Ring it. Its bloody funny the teacher wont know wtf to do.
if your teacher uses Microsoft Word, use the auto speller to auto change the word "the" to some random obscenity...it is hilarious...
I was really close to using that but then I remembered that I've seen that before and it was something displeasing to my eyes. That and "Find a Real SEX Partner in Tualatin now!" was displayed across the bottom..CoronadoSEAL wrote:
www.phonetrace.org
tell him via message on board to be careful because anyone can trace his phone!!!!!
It's meatspin isnt it?