I.M.I Militant
We Are Not Alone In Here
+297|7163|Melbourne, Australia
Ok guys with valentines day on the way im starting to make plans

my gf and i will have been togather for 3 and a half months on feb14th (valentines <3 haters)

we are both 16 and have not done anything beyond the point of kissing an dry humpin an shit on my bed (and since were both so in experienced in it i doubt wel do something soon)   

she loves to be suprised and i realy realy want to suprise her on valentines day but iv gone absolutely blank for ideas so im pleading with you guys help a brother out with some good ideas.. money isent realy an issue (i hope)

so POST AWAY GUYS   

p.s - i wasent realy thinkin of buying her a present but more doing something for her (ill still get her flowers an chocolotes though)
TheEternalPessimist
Wibble
+412|7064|Mhz

Paris is always a winner, bit of a trip for you though lol
[TP~Bravo]Wiggy
Failure By Design
+39|6990|Cardiff, Wales, Uk.
Blindfolds always work well, you get them excited.. and take them somewhere special.. maybe where you first asked them out or where you have a good memory together.
I.M.I Militant
We Are Not Alone In Here
+297|7163|Melbourne, Australia

[TP~Bravo]Wiggy wrote:

Blindfolds always work well, you get them excited.. and take them somewhere special.. maybe where you first asked them out or where you have a good memory together.
lol that would be on my loundroom couch after we broke up because i said something bad about her fam (well i dident raely but it got blown out of proportion an she thought that)

then we made up an made out ooowee yerr..
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7164|California

Suprise buttsex
evilcartman99
The Octagon
+18|6857|da ville, va
Dick in a box
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7200|Scotland

It highly depends on what kind of girl she is.
Does she enjoy surprises? Is she that kind of girl who gets incredibly excited?
It is honestly up to you, take her out to the nicest restaraunt you know, do something special, just kiss her incredibly smoothly.
Valentines is very personal, and we do not know enough about your GF to give you pieces of advice, you yourself will know, in due course, what she will like the most.
scottomus0
Teh forum ghey!
+172|7081|Wigan. Manchester. England.
Me and my girlfriend got together on valentines day, so it will be one year this time that means extra fucking presents haha. Also im only 16, 17 in June.

If you really want to spoil her, get her 12 red roses and one white rose and say your the white one, you stand out because your more beautiful etc etc etc...

Then have sex!

Simple, and a great way to end the night, i only lost my virginity about a month later, (sounds slaggish lol, but i have been with the girl for 6 months before) with no experience at all! 

So yeah, try your luck
Cubanpenguin
Member
+35|7122|Kingston, Canada

stryyker wrote:

Suprise buttsex
Theres your answer
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6924|Somewhere else

Broke? buy her one damn Rose. couple bucks.  The thought that counts.   Throw in a card if you're feeling rich.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7287|Alberta, Canada

My birfday is on Feb 14th, lucky me
Chuckles
Member
+32|6992

evilcartman99 wrote:

Dick in a box
Evilcartman knows what he's talking about. 

"Two, you put your junk in that box..."
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6990
Dump her. I bet she will be really surprised.
https://i.imgur.com/jM2Yp.gif
Psycho
Member since 2005
+44|7220|Kansas, USA
Propose! I'm sure that would be a surprise.

Seriously though, this is what I did when I asked my wife to marry me. You can ammend it as appropriate for your situation.

After taking her out for a little fun on her birthday we picked up some Chinese food on the way home (she likes Chinese food). Anyway, when she went to the bathroom to clean up I laid out the food on the table and put two fortune cookies on a plate. However, unknown to her, I had gone to the store previously and bought fortune cookies. I had created a "custom" fortune and replaced one of the originals with this one. Of course I made sure to open "my" cookie halfway through the meal so she would end up with the correct one.

I swear she about had a heart attack when she opened her fortune cookie and saw a personalized message wishing her a happy birthday. The message then went on to tell her there was a present and that she would have to follow the clues. I had put clues in various places: on a cassette tape, frozen in an ice cube, in the aspirin bottle, etc. There were clues like: "You must be getting thirsty after all this searching, you probably want an ice cold drink right about now" and "All these clues must be giving you a headache".

The "present" ended up being a jewelry box and inside was the engagement ring. You could replace the gift with something she would appreciate.
=Robin-Hood=
A stranger in the dark
+213|7264|Belgium

How far are you willing to go?

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060213

I'll promise she'll be surprised.

R

edit:
Grmph, psycho you beat me there with 30seconds

Last edited by =Robin-Hood= (2007-01-17 15:20:14)

Cowbell_Kevin
Member
+8|6988
Take her to church.
scottomus0
Teh forum ghey!
+172|7081|Wigan. Manchester. England.

Psycho wrote:

Propose! I'm sure that would be a surprise.

Seriously though, this is what I did when I asked my wife to marry me. You can ammend it as appropriate for your situation.

After taking her out for a little fun on her birthday we picked up some Chinese food on the way home (she likes Chinese food). Anyway, when she went to the bathroom to clean up I laid out the food on the table and put two fortune cookies on a plate. However, unknown to her, I had gone to the store previously and bought fortune cookies. I had created a "custom" fortune and replaced one of the originals with this one. Of course I made sure to open "my" cookie halfway through the meal so she would end up with the correct one.

I swear she about had a heart attack when she opened her fortune cookie and saw a personalized message wishing her a happy birthday. The message then went on to tell her there was a present and that she would have to follow the clues. I had put clues in various places: on a cassette tape, frozen in an ice cube, in the aspirin bottle, etc. There were clues like: "You must be getting thirsty after all this searching, you probably want an ice cold drink right about now" and "All these clues must be giving you a headache".

The "present" ended up being a jewelry box and inside was the engagement ring. You could replace the gift with something she would appreciate.
Thats just one of the gretest ways to propose. And to think i thought about doing something Exactly the same!

I hope she said yes!
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|7103|The darkside of Denver
Hey man i thought this would be perfect for you because
A. your young
B. your relationship isnt super serious
C. Women love choclate
D. They love it more when it is personalized!

Hershey's Choclates can be purchased in special valentines day colors with personalized messages of love on them. here is a link.
http://www.hersheygifts.com/HDG_Home.aspx

Last edited by <SS>SonderKommando (2007-01-17 16:01:16)

crimson_grunt
Shitty Disposition (apparently)
+214|7098|Teesside, UK
A nice evening trip on a pleasure cruise enjoying the local sites in a way your don't usually get to see and then a decent meal somewhere quiet.

It's what i would do except my fiance gets sea sick
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6952|Bournemouth, South England
Tell her your a gaylord, that would suprise her.
younggun
Member
+28|7088
"One... cut a whole in a box..."
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7151|67.222.138.85

younggun wrote:

"One... cut a whole in a box..."
"two...put your dick in that box..."
misconfiguration
GURU
+86|6840|Indianapolis, IN
Get her a cock in a box.
ShoopDaWhoop
Banned
+53|6776
arent you the same guy that posted pictures of yourself after you shaved your pubes?

My advice: stick it in her pooper.
thtthht
maximum bullshit
+50|6774|teh alien spaceshit

ryan_14 wrote:

My birfday is on Feb 14th, lucky me
Mine is one day before you.

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