scottomus0 wrote:
Thats just one of the gretest ways to propose. And to think i thought about doing something Exactly the same!Psycho wrote:
Propose! I'm sure that would be a surprise.
Seriously though, this is what I did when I asked my wife to marry me. You can ammend it as appropriate for your situation.
After taking her out for a little fun on her birthday we picked up some Chinese food on the way home (she likes Chinese food). Anyway, when she went to the bathroom to clean up I laid out the food on the table and put two fortune cookies on a plate. However, unknown to her, I had gone to the store previously and bought fortune cookies. I had created a "custom" fortune and replaced one of the originals with this one. Of course I made sure to open "my" cookie halfway through the meal so she would end up with the correct one.
I swear she about had a heart attack when she opened her fortune cookie and saw a personalized message wishing her a happy birthday. The message then went on to tell her there was a present and that she would have to follow the clues. I had put clues in various places: on a cassette tape, frozen in an ice cube, in the aspirin bottle, etc. There were clues like: "You must be getting thirsty after all this searching, you probably want an ice cold drink right about now" and "All these clues must be giving you a headache".
The "present" ended up being a jewelry box and inside was the engagement ring. You could replace the gift with something she would appreciate.
I hope she said yes!
LOL! win!!! +1iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Dump her. I bet she will be really surprised.
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Ha its late here. Thanks for pointing that out!<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
scottomus0 wrote:
Thats just one of the gretest ways to propose. And to think i thought about doing something Exactly the same!Psycho wrote:
Propose! I'm sure that would be a surprise.
Seriously though, this is what I did when I asked my wife to marry me. You can ammend it as appropriate for your situation.
After taking her out for a little fun on her birthday we picked up some Chinese food on the way home (she likes Chinese food). Anyway, when she went to the bathroom to clean up I laid out the food on the table and put two fortune cookies on a plate. However, unknown to her, I had gone to the store previously and bought fortune cookies. I had created a "custom" fortune and replaced one of the originals with this one. Of course I made sure to open "my" cookie halfway through the meal so she would end up with the correct one.
I swear she about had a heart attack when she opened her fortune cookie and saw a personalized message wishing her a happy birthday. The message then went on to tell her there was a present and that she would have to follow the clues. I had put clues in various places: on a cassette tape, frozen in an ice cube, in the aspirin bottle, etc. There were clues like: "You must be getting thirsty after all this searching, you probably want an ice cold drink right about now" and "All these clues must be giving you a headache".
The "present" ended up being a jewelry box and inside was the engagement ring. You could replace the gift with something she would appreciate.
I hope she said yes!
you're on a website for gamers/tech junkies asking for advice on women? not saying there aren't people here that know their *hit, but there is definetly better places to get advice on this matter
lol it's true.adv3rsary wrote:
you're on a website for gamers/tech junkies asking for advice on women? not saying there aren't people here that know their *hit, but there is definetly better places to get advice on this matter
Maybe on Valantines Day you could surprise her by taking off your head phones when she's talking to you!
yer that was me i hope u guys have still got dem pics lol... and have some fuken respect cunt thats my gfShoopDaWhoop wrote:
arent you the same guy that posted pictures of yourself after you shaved your pubes?
My advice: stick it in her pooper.
hel i no alot of gamers that are realy good with girls.. and with making a topic im getting hundreds of views and opinions ... i just have to sphifen through the crap ..Thanks guys uv given me some top ideasadv3rsary wrote:
you're on a website for gamers/tech junkies asking for advice on women? not saying there aren't people here that know their *hit, but there is definetly better places to get advice on this matter
Start wearing her pants and her fav skirt. Then try the buttsex as suggested only you recieve. It might be a bit extereme but you did say the word "Suprise".
You're 16 and you're already shitting the bed with her? Damn...I.M.I Militant wrote:
we are both 16 and have not done anything beyond the point of kissing an dry humpin an shit on my bed (and since were both so in experienced in it i doubt wel do something soon)
A picnic is good. Find a nice quite place, pack a blanket and some yummy food that you know she likes. Then see a movie, maybe.
u serious??? me too...ryan_14 wrote:
My birfday is on Feb 14th, lucky me
here how to get a nice surprise... give her the flowers and chocolates, then wipp out ur snakey and say "want Butsexs" lol that will be a surprise to end all surprises...
no seriously... do you both skate, with any degree of skill? ice skating is a "romantic" especially if you can request some nice music... just a thought... that is if you are an "active" couple...
no seriously... do you both skate, with any degree of skill? ice skating is a "romantic" especially if you can request some nice music... just a thought... that is if you are an "active" couple...
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Dry Humping!!! Try laying some bone to her, get past the butt sniffing stage, that'll surprise her
Get Gonorrhea from some drug addicted hooker and then get funky with your girlfriend.
That will be quite a surprise as well..
That will be quite a surprise as well..
god damn it dont u little kids read..d3athwi5h4 wrote:
Dry Humping!!! Try laying some bone to her, get past the butt sniffing stage, that'll surprise her
she is not ready.. she will not let me and that does not bother me at all.. i mean i allready know that our 4th month aniversary will get me to 2nd base... 5th month 3rd base.,.. an for six months sex.. (ok but that mighten b e on the night because i realy wanna suprsie her with the candles and stuff )