...and I can't get this clip out of my head.
Ahaha good luck!
yeah good luck dont let them chop off your jewels
Remember to get a tan! Hahaha.
I hate when the doctor touches your wang, its so awkward.
Yeah nothing worse than having a cold male hand touching your bits.Masterstyle wrote:
I hate when the doctor touches your wang, its so awkward.
So its rectul exam your going for usmarine?
thats why you get a hot chick doctor{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Yeah nothing worse than having a cold male hand touching your bits.Masterstyle wrote:
I hate when the doctor touches your wang, its so awkward.
So its rectul exam your going for usmarine?
No....but I always have that fear and that clip everytime I visit the doctor. Damn TV.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Yeah nothing worse than having a cold male hand touching your bits.Masterstyle wrote:
I hate when the doctor touches your wang, its so awkward.
So its rectul exam your going for usmarine?
Turn your head and cough...
make sure you get a doctor with small hands, and not some Frankenstein looking doc with hands the size of thanksgiving turkeys....
Your wang? They've never touched my wang... might wanna look into that dude.Masterstyle wrote:
I hate when the doctor touches your wang, its so awkward.
HOMER: (explaining to the fellas at work how he saw the alien) OWE it was horrible they laid me on this cold metal table.. and proded me with humiliating probes ... o wait . that was my physical
hehhe i love dat line
hehhe i love dat line
uhhh what? They have to examine there dude.CommieChipmunk wrote:
Your wang? They've never touched my wang... might wanna look into that dude.Masterstyle wrote:
I hate when the doctor touches your wang, its so awkward.
Great all of this to come!
It was scary enough having my balls checked nevermind my wang and poopshoot.
It was scary enough having my balls checked nevermind my wang and poopshoot.
lol{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Great all of this to come!
It was scary enough having my balls checked nevermind my wang and poopshoot.
rofl dude its not that bad, except the part where their cold hands feel your b****, luckily i have a women for a doctor.usmarine2007 wrote:
...and I can't get this clip out of my head.
Send her my way then.
They examine your testicles, not your penis.Masterstyle wrote:
uhhh what? They have to examine there dude.CommieChipmunk wrote:
Your wang? They've never touched my wang... might wanna look into that dude.Masterstyle wrote:
I hate when the doctor touches your wang, its so awkward.
lol!!Rosemosis wrote:
They examine your testicles, not your penis.Masterstyle wrote:
uhhh what? They have to examine there dude.CommieChipmunk wrote:
Your wang? They've never touched my wang... might wanna look into that dude.
Not if they're checking for STDs.Rosemosis wrote:
They examine your testicles, not your penis.Masterstyle wrote:
uhhh what? They have to examine there dude.CommieChipmunk wrote:
Your wang? They've never touched my wang... might wanna look into that dude.
In which case you'll get one of those cloth swab thingies jammed an inch or two in there... Good luck if they're doing that to ya XD.
Tiger
Tiger
As a patient it is your right to insist on a lube and he warms his hands up first.usmarine2007 wrote:
...and I can't get this clip out of my head.
Are you going to a hospital? If so is it one which teach's students? If so be prepared to have an audience aswell.
I went to the doctors once when I had this lump on my neck, in the end it turned out that I had glandular fever. But when I was getting examined by the doctor (who is most likely gay), he asked me to pull down my jeans a bit at the top. I was all like "WTF is going on here! why does he want to see down there when it is something on my neck!"
He was just checking my glands apparently!
He was just checking my glands apparently!
Depending on how "big" you are the glands are on your upper thigs in line with ya nuts. As mentioned depends on how big ya nuts are. (this is if you wanna check yaself later like)
I didint want to get into specifics of what the doctor did to my wang but she did examine the peeholeRosemosis wrote:
They examine your testicles, not your penis.Masterstyle wrote:
uhhh what? They have to examine there dude.CommieChipmunk wrote:
Your wang? They've never touched my wang... might wanna look into that dude.