I recorded my sister having sex last night (AUDIO inside!)

2007-01-24 18:26:46

#26

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6776|teh alien spaceshit

Fresh prince>all.
Thanks pollux! You made me laugh.

2007-01-24 18:30:45

#27

MorbiD.ShoT: Stormin' through the party; +322|7041

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Your sister sounds like Will Smith.

Ahahahahahah.

2007-01-24 18:33:08

#28

Master*: Banned; +416|6940|United States

gell1981 wrote:
not working?!?!?

what a dumbass lol

2007-01-24 18:33:36

#29

Archer: rapes face; +161|6869|Canuckistan

This has just been another Fancy_Failure™

EDIT: Before I get banned I'd like to say that I was joking. It was pretty good. Way better than your last ones, Pollux.

Last edited by Archer (2007-01-24 18:41:41)

2007-01-24 18:34:31

#30

Sgt.Kyle: Kyle; +48|6928|P-way, NJ

Masterstyle wrote:
gell1981 wrote:
not working?!?!?
what a dumbass lol

Lmfao

2007-01-24 18:37:52

#31

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7124|In You Endo- Stoke

gell1981 wrote:
not working?!?!?

Use IE not firefox...

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Your sister sounds like Will Smith.

LOL AHAHAHA,quality.

Nice one pollux good shit! now i goign to smoke some.

2007-01-24 21:47:36

#32

ThaReaper: Banned; +410|7085

i got a boner..

2007-01-24 21:48:27

#33

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7165|California

indeed?

2007-01-24 22:00:18

#34

TerrorisT²: Melbourne Shuffler; +214|7071|Gold Coast, Australia

hahaha nice.

Also explains (kinda) what that other thread was about (Guy ranting about emos and teenagers then going to Fresh Prince).

Copy Cat.

2007-01-24 23:32:34

#35

Heavy_Guns_91: I hand out purple hearts like candy; +72|6848|Alberta, Canada

Sure, they may not be real... But they always get a laugh. +1 for you again Fancy.

2007-01-24 23:32:56

#36

BVC: Member; +325|7141

Haha good shit _b

2007-01-24 23:40:57

#37

Janysc: Member; +59|7128|Norway

Anyone here expected some "pornographical sounds" and actually got disappointed ?

Last edited by Janysc (2007-01-24 23:41:15)

2007-01-24 23:41:25

#38

johnsmokinblunts: pwner stoner; +12|7092|dont worry about it

yo holmes smell ya later

2007-01-24 23:43:24

#39

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|7001|Kent, UK

Janysc wrote:
Anyone here expected some "pornographical sounds" and actually got disappointed ?

you mean that wasn't supposed to turn me on??

Random Forum Newb wrote:
ROFLZORD!! WTF is up wif d |\|0 p|20n??!11?1

2007-01-24 23:46:28

#40

bob_6012: Resident M-14 fanatic; +59|7100|Lancaster Ohio, USA

Nice, kudos for making me laugh.

2007-01-24 23:49:13

#41

Smoke_Deez: Member; +8|6831

I never thought I would +1 one of your crazy stories, but when FP started to play I did the old ROFL, so +1 for you Polux.

2007-01-24 23:54:29

#42

ozzie_johnson: Member; +98|7103|Penrith, N.S.W, Australia

imm so horny after listing to that.

2007-01-24 23:57:56

#43

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6781|Oregon

Some day we're all going to realize that pollux is actually a government spy who is controlling our thought processes through subliminal manipulation.

(another great one)

2007-01-25 00:42:31

#44

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7136|Devon, England

Janysc wrote:
Anyone here expected some "pornographical sounds" and actually got disappointed ?

I got some of my friends over to listen. They didn't laugh. They weren't amused.

2007-01-25 00:45:23

#45

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|7084|Montreal, Qc, Canada

i saw the Topic name i sayd fuck thats the no life guy that tryin to be cool over the internet FANCY_POLLUX !!!

this is for you : http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 6#p1165456

Last edited by Andoura (2007-01-25 00:48:15)

2007-01-25 00:48:51

#46

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6932|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
I'm about to own her so hard. This is why: About a week ago, I was walking around with my best friend. He's sort of a pothead and my family hates the idea of me even hanging out with "those kinds of people". I have no problem with it. I always have some spray to take out the smell. Anyway, we're walking and my sister drove by and saw us. She looked right at me and stopped. I went over and she dropped the window and said "What the fuck are you doing!? You know dad hates smokers, does he even know you're out!? You're dead when you get home." I stood there thinking "shit."

She told my dad. Now I'm not allowed to go out the house for a good 3 weeks and I'm no longer allowed to go over my friend's house. Man, she can be a bitch sometimes. Well, last night, while my parents were out at a dinner party, she brought her boyfriend over. She thought I was asleep (it was around 12 PM), but she was dead wrong. They started making out, and after a few minutes it started to get crazy. So I got my audio recorder while they were getting busy, and, well, the rest is history:

http://media.putfile.com/Sisters-sounds

God Damn Pollux you find the most off the wall shit!!!!! I love it! Where do you find this stuff!+1

2007-01-25 03:46:14

#47

[pt] KEIOS: srs bsns; +231|7098|pimelteror.de

PluggedValve wrote:
SoC./Omega wrote:
rofl i heard the theme song for fresh prince of bel air
exactamente
me 2

owned

2007-01-25 07:48:53

#48

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6908|A W S M F O X

Your sister is jamming, i think they made a tv series outta her......

2007-01-25 08:44:51

#49

ELITE-UK: Scratching my back; +170|6919|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

once again, another lame thread by fancy, isnt it about time you made proper threads that aint made up garbage.

2007-01-25 08:48:16

#50

']['error: Banned; +630|7089|The Netherlands

MorbiD.ShoT wrote:
iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Your sister sounds like Will Smith.
Ahahahahahah.

ROFL haha that1 made me laugh so hard

well this one is an good one pollux ^^

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iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

gell1981 wrote:

Masterstyle wrote:

gell1981 wrote:

gell1981 wrote:

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

Janysc wrote:

Random Forum Newb wrote:

Janysc wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

PluggedValve wrote:

SoC./Omega wrote:

MorbiD.ShoT wrote:

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

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