Tonight I saw this post realized that someone need to create a definitive guide on how not end up on someone else's favorite victim list.
1. USE COMMON SENSE
- I cannot stress this enough. Look at your mini-map and if you see a giant red blob on top of the point
you are about to spawn on choose another point. Simple enough, you may be a bit farther from
where you want to be or go, but you will not be violated like a seven yr old during his first sleep over at
neverland ranch.
2. UNDERSTAND TEAM STACKING
- Good players tend find their way on to the same team. This is not necessarily determined by looking at
the ranks of the opposing team. When you join a server look at the tickets left in the game. If the map
size is set to 64 and the loosing team has 200 tickets left and is pinned to one base you have three
options. One is to spawn in and get raped harder than a fresh fish in San Quintin State Pen. Two is too
hold off spawning and wait till the end of the round because if the round is that lopsided you probably
don't have a snowballs chance in hell of doing much anyways. The final option is to switch to the
opposing team and join/create a squad as fast as possible so that you don't get switched back to the
other team.
3. UNDERSTAND THE MAP YOU ARE PLAYING
- Most maps offer various spawn points to start the round. Take advantage of them. Certain maps only
offer the option of a few spawn points. This in turn creates bottlenecks which equals surprise butt-sex if
your team consist of down syndrome idiots. Maps like kark, wake,warlord, iron gator, and jalabad are
especially prone to this.
4. INFANTRY ONLY
- If you want to get double penetrated by some idiot spamming grenades and claymores be my guest. IO
can be fun, but you need to follow the above rules or else your going to get gang raped worse than a
freshman girl at a fraternity party. Also instead of receiving a free tshirt and making a cameo
on a late night infomercial for the latest girls gone wild DVD you will be the star of some
idiots leet frag video on bf2s. Another problem with IO servers is that ten to run only two maps, kark and
jalabad, which we know can get very ugly very quickly.
5. CHOOSE THE APPROPRIATE KIT
- You wanna play sniper? Have fun defending yourself with a bolt action rifle as soon as you spawn in. Be
sure to let the other team know you need a few extra seconds to adjust your sites and correct for bullet
drop. This again goes back to common sense. Your backed into a corner you need asses the situation.
Is there armor raping the spawn? If so I don't think claymores are going to do you very much good.
Bring the right tools for the job.
That is all unless someone has anything else they think I should add.
1. USE COMMON SENSE
- I cannot stress this enough. Look at your mini-map and if you see a giant red blob on top of the point
you are about to spawn on choose another point. Simple enough, you may be a bit farther from
where you want to be or go, but you will not be violated like a seven yr old during his first sleep over at
neverland ranch.
2. UNDERSTAND TEAM STACKING
- Good players tend find their way on to the same team. This is not necessarily determined by looking at
the ranks of the opposing team. When you join a server look at the tickets left in the game. If the map
size is set to 64 and the loosing team has 200 tickets left and is pinned to one base you have three
options. One is to spawn in and get raped harder than a fresh fish in San Quintin State Pen. Two is too
hold off spawning and wait till the end of the round because if the round is that lopsided you probably
don't have a snowballs chance in hell of doing much anyways. The final option is to switch to the
opposing team and join/create a squad as fast as possible so that you don't get switched back to the
other team.
3. UNDERSTAND THE MAP YOU ARE PLAYING
- Most maps offer various spawn points to start the round. Take advantage of them. Certain maps only
offer the option of a few spawn points. This in turn creates bottlenecks which equals surprise butt-sex if
your team consist of down syndrome idiots. Maps like kark, wake,warlord, iron gator, and jalabad are
especially prone to this.
4. INFANTRY ONLY
- If you want to get double penetrated by some idiot spamming grenades and claymores be my guest. IO
can be fun, but you need to follow the above rules or else your going to get gang raped worse than a
freshman girl at a fraternity party. Also instead of receiving a free tshirt and making a cameo
on a late night infomercial for the latest girls gone wild DVD you will be the star of some
idiots leet frag video on bf2s. Another problem with IO servers is that ten to run only two maps, kark and
jalabad, which we know can get very ugly very quickly.
5. CHOOSE THE APPROPRIATE KIT
- You wanna play sniper? Have fun defending yourself with a bolt action rifle as soon as you spawn in. Be
sure to let the other team know you need a few extra seconds to adjust your sites and correct for bullet
drop. This again goes back to common sense. Your backed into a corner you need asses the situation.
Is there armor raping the spawn? If so I don't think claymores are going to do you very much good.
Bring the right tools for the job.
That is all unless someone has anything else they think I should add.
Last edited by Marlboroman82 (2007-01-26 04:00:25)
