Is my workmate gay?

2007-01-29 09:05:21

#1

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6870

There's a lad who works with me, in fact he's facing me at the moment. He keeps making gay jokes, which at first were humerous, but are now slightly disturbing.

He sits there with cream cakes and winks at me while he licks them.

Also, on more than one occasion, I have heard him utter the phrase "pass the cream", even when nobody is near him, or indeed in possesion of 'cream'.

It's only a matter of time before he 'accidentally' touches my arse in the lift, or 'accidentally' tries to stick his tongue in my ear.

I'm one "tight buns" remark away from quitting my job.

Which wouldn't be such a big loss.

2007-01-29 09:06:57

#2

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6992|Doncaster, UK

I'm just dying to find out which other BF2s member this is about

Come on Mullet, spill the beans.

2007-01-29 09:07:41

#3

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6834|New York

maybe he's one of those guys that are straight, but say a lot of gay things to seem overly straight, but are really gay and don't know it.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2007-01-29 09:08:16

#4

Jussimies: Finnish commander whore; +76|7030|Finland

He is gay, just say to him, that stop being gay-like cause you are not gay.

2007-01-29 09:08:34

#5

ncc6206: =BIG= BAD AND UGLY; +36|6925

Kiss him and find out. If he decks you, good he's not gay. If he kisses you back yell "fooled you!" and hook him up with your gay cousin.

2007-01-29 09:10:46

#6

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7125|In You Endo- Stoke

Hey i don't think loonitic gay, i mean he has soft hands but other than that i am sure he straight...

Inyourendo

Last edited by {uscm}Jyden (2007-01-29 09:12:10)

2007-01-29 09:11:02

#7

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6998|Scotland

Dont quit your job fool, beat the crap out of him

2007-01-29 09:11:11

#8

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6870

ncc6206 wrote:
Kiss him and find out. If he decks you, good he's not gay. If he kisses you back yell "fooled you!" and hook him up with your gay cousin.

What happens if I kissed him, he said "fooled you!" and I got a stiffy?

Then i'd be right up shit creek.

2007-01-29 09:11:45

#9

d3athwi5h4: insert clever title here; +59|6959|Kickapoo

Go tell your boss that he is sexually harassing you. As soon as you report him to your boss, tell everyone at work that you reported him, and make sure he knows to keep his distance. If your boss doesn't move him or fire him, everyone else will make his life shitty. Good luck

2007-01-29 09:12:05

#10

mikeyb118: Evil Overlord; +76|7045|S.C.

Yes he is. If he touches you without your consent deck him or shout "sexual harassment!!!"

2007-01-29 09:12:26

#11

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7212|UK

Making gay jokes is ok, doing the cream licking thing is going a bit far... Think he may be gay.

2007-01-29 09:12:30

#12

=MCHD= arush5268d: Member; +46|6948|Houston, TX

Where I come from you'd get your ass beat for doing stuff like that to another man. That's just not right.

2007-01-29 09:13:37

#13

d3athwi5h4: insert clever title here; +59|6959|Kickapoo

=MCHD= arush5268d wrote:
Where I come from you'd get your ass beat for doing stuff like that to another man. That's just not right.

Word.

2007-01-29 09:14:13

#14

loonitic: ...is a potty mouth; +286|6981|Valhalla

{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Hey i don't think loonitic gay, i mean he has soft hands but other than that i am sure he straight...

Inyourendo

Hold the fuck on why am I always involved in this this shit?
EDIT - ITS NOT ME THAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT

Last edited by loonitic (2007-01-29 09:15:08)

2007-01-29 09:15:40

#15

silo1180: The Farewell Tour; +79|6868|San Antonio, TX

I once had a co-worker that could deep throat a Twinkie (pretty disturbing). We tried to sell him to these guys in Japan (that were openly bi) for 5000 Yen (about $50 at the time).

But why should you quit your job if it disturbs you? Have you said anything to him, or to HR?

Definitely not worth a "possible stiffy" to kiss another man and test your own sexuality!

2007-01-29 09:16:01

#16

ncc6206: =BIG= BAD AND UGLY; +36|6925

The Magic Mullet wrote:
ncc6206 wrote:
Kiss him and find out. If he decks you, good he's not gay. If he kisses you back yell "fooled you!" and hook him up with your gay cousin.
What happens if I kissed him, he said "fooled you!" and I got a stiffy?

Then i'd be right up shit creek.

Uhhmmm yeah. This was definitely not thought through. Stay away from your gay cousin too.

2007-01-29 09:17:41

#17

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7125|In You Endo- Stoke

loonitic wrote:
{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Hey i don't think loonitic gay, i mean he has soft hands but other than that i am sure he straight...

Inyourendo
Hold the fuck on why am I always involved in this this shit?
EDIT - ITS NOT ME THAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT

come on loonitic you love the c*ck just as much as i do,i mean erm mullet does...

2007-01-29 09:18:34

#18

loonitic: ...is a potty mouth; +286|6981|Valhalla

{uscm}Jyden wrote:
loonitic wrote:
{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Hey i don't think loonitic gay, i mean he has soft hands but other than that i am sure he straight...

Inyourendo
Hold the fuck on why am I always involved in this this shit?
EDIT - ITS NOT ME THAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT
come on loonitic you love the c*ck just as much as i do,i mean erm mullet does...

Fucking wrong...

2007-01-29 09:20:59

#19

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6992|Doncaster, UK

Sounds like some tension there. Is everybody missing Stevie Stevie Fagbreak?

2007-01-29 09:22:38

#20

aardfrith: Δ > x > ¥; +145|7238

The Magic Mullet wrote:
There's a lad who works with me, in fact he's facing me at the moment. He keeps making gay jokes, which at first were humerous, but are now slightly disturbing.

He sits there with cream cakes and winks at me while he licks them.

Also, on more than one occasion, I have heard him utter the phrase "pass the cream", even when nobody is near him, or indeed in possesion of 'cream'.

It's only a matter of time before he 'accidentally' touches my arse in the lift

Tell him to stop it. Then tell your boss it's going on and you've told him to stop because it's not funny. If it goes any further, talk to your union rep.

The Magic Mullet wrote:
or 'accidentally' tries to stick his tongue in my ear.

I'm intrigued to know how you can accidentally stick your tongue in someone's ear.

The Magic Mullet wrote:
I'm one "tight buns" remark away from quitting my job.

Which wouldn't be such a big loss.

Well, if you can find another job with equal/greater pay and satisfaction, do it but not until he's either stopped or been done for sexual harassment. If you leave before he's got what's coming to him, he'll only do it again to other people.

Of course, all this advice goes out the window if you find him attractive. If that's the case, shag him.

2007-01-29 09:23:26

#21

autopilot: banned; +115|6794

Post pictarz! (not for me, but so we have more to make our decisoin based on )

2007-01-29 09:24:19

#22

~c4~cheppi: Member; +29|6804|Forest Green

He is probably straight, just doing it to wind you up as you may appear sexually insecure

2007-01-29 09:25:20

#23

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7095

You think he should be fired because he makes gay jokes? Homophobes.

2007-01-29 09:25:38

#24

too_money2007: Member; +145|6754|Keller, Tx

Man, you could make some money off this. If you're uncomfortable, tell your boss and if they do nothing, you can probably file suit against them. You might not win, but I'm sure they'll settle out of court so they won't have to talk about it anymore.

2007-01-29 09:26:23

#25

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7125|In You Endo- Stoke

DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Sounds like some tension there. Is everybody missing Stevie Stevie Fagbreak?

LOL hahahahaha,not really haven't seen him for ages...

I think mullet was refering to me TBH,i like the gay jokes.Especially when its now coming to the point were its like scrubs in our office,everything turns into a gay joke...

https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/JTreesmokin/TODD.gif

edit-By the way i haven't stuck my tongue in his ear,or talk about his buns that stuff he has made up.
I would be highly amused if he was offended but its all light hearted jokes.

Last edited by {uscm}Jyden (2007-01-29 09:28:14)

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