It's too late, gayness is highly contagious. You might as well just marry him already as you are already infected.
Did you miss something here,i'm not gay but i sure mullet loves the c*ck.Obiwan wrote:
I agree. You going to let a faggot get to you and make u quit your job just because he is gay ? Just ask the man are you gay ? He'd be shocked if he's not and he would automatically say yes if he is. If he says yes beat the crap out of him afterwards just for shits and giggles.White-Fusion wrote:
Dont quit your job fool, beat the crap out of him
Actually one way you're "buggered", the other way you're "the buggerer".Penetrator_01 wrote:
I guess either way, you're buggered.The Magic Mullet wrote:
What happens if I kissed him, he said "fooled you!" and I got a stiffy?ncc6206 wrote:
Kiss him and find out. If he decks you, good he's not gay. If he kisses you back yell "fooled you!" and hook him up with your gay cousin.
Then i'd be right up shit creek.
Remember kids, it's not gay unless you're receiving!
I think you'll find that the only rule of homosexuality is:DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Actually one way you're "buggered", the other way you're "the buggerer".Penetrator_01 wrote:
I guess either way, you're buggered.The Magic Mullet wrote:
What happens if I kissed him, he said "fooled you!" and I got a stiffy?
Then i'd be right up shit creek.
Remember kids, it's not gay unless you're receiving!
Sounds like you are trying to justify yourself, Mr Mullet....
Not at all, i'm just trying to remember what I learnt when I was a young lad in the Scouts.Penetrator_01 wrote:
Sounds like you are trying to justify yourself, Mr Mullet....
Ahh, I'd almost forgotten what a 12 year old scout looks like...
Don't be so coy, it was only last summer.....Penetrator_01 wrote:
Ahh, I'd almost forgotten what a 12 year old scout looks like...
Maybe I should stop posting about 12 yr old scouts in a thread based around homosexuality, especially with a user name like mine....
Someone might get the wrong idea, then I'd be fucked.
Someone might get the wrong idea, then I'd be fucked.
The Magic Mullet wrote:
Don't be so coy, it was only last summer.....Penetrator_01 wrote:
Ahh, I'd almost forgotten what a 12 year old scout looks like...
I know you posted that in a hopeful manner....Penetrator_01 wrote:
Maybe I should stop posting about 12 yr old scouts in a thread based around homosexuality, especially with a user name like mine....
Someone might get the wrong idea, then I'd be fucked.
I'm not gay, I'm Stray, bit like being socially gay.
I'll notice when a female friend changes her hairstyle, loses weight, or buys new shoes, but I won't accept a cock anywhere near my arse.
I'll notice when a female friend changes her hairstyle, loses weight, or buys new shoes, but I won't accept a cock anywhere near my arse.
You see, you should have stopped at "female friend" and rethought the whole post.Penetrator_01 wrote:
I'm not gay, I'm Stray, bit like being socially gay.
I'll notice when a female friend changes her hairstyle, loses weight, or buys new shoes, but I won't accept a cock anywhere near my arse.
Its the 21st century, I've heard its wrong to call women "Split-arse" or "Hoe" these days.
It's only wrong in the sense that it's a waste of effort.Penetrator_01 wrote:
Its the 21st century, I've heard its wrong to call women "Split-arse" or "Hoe" these days.
God invented Rohypnol for a reason....
Hear no evilThe Magic Mullet wrote:
God invented Rohypnol for a reason....
See no evil
Speak no evil!
Also, if you smack them over the head you don't have to listen to them witter on about Big Brother, or compliment them on their shoes.Penetrator_01 wrote:
Hear no evilThe Magic Mullet wrote:
God invented Rohypnol for a reason....
See no evil
Speak no evil!
People listen to women???
Bloody bra-burning feminists!!! They will be wanting driving licenses and the right to vote next!
Bloody bra-burning feminists!!! They will be wanting driving licenses and the right to vote next!
My girlfriend actually asked to be allowed to sit at the table with the rest of us while we ate our tea the other day.
The cheeky bitch.
We had words, she wont be making a silly mistake like that again....
The cheeky bitch.
We had words, she wont be making a silly mistake like that again....
This applies to Women, Gays and kids.
They should all be seen and NOT heard.
Whats the difference between a woman rights campainger and a pencil?
One of em's got a point.
They should all be seen and NOT heard.
Whats the difference between a woman rights campainger and a pencil?
One of em's got a point.
Mines only in the house at the moment as it's so cold out the back.The Magic Mullet wrote:
My girlfriend actually asked to be allowed to sit at the table with the rest of us while we ate our tea the other day.
The cheeky bitch.
We had words, she wont be making a silly mistake like that again....
Surely that big flossy coat keeps her warm. Get her kicked out in the field.
I heard she was mutton dressed as lamb, is that true?1927 wrote:
Mines only in the house at the moment as it's so cold out the back.The Magic Mullet wrote:
My girlfriend actually asked to be allowed to sit at the table with the rest of us while we ate our tea the other day.
The cheeky bitch.
We had words, she wont be making a silly mistake like that again....
Kinky.
Number one crime in Wales is not actually sheep shagging.
Its Ram Raiding.
Closely followed by having sex with a miner. If you're offended by that, look at the OTHER meaning, you'll be fine.
Its Ram Raiding.
Closely followed by having sex with a miner. If you're offended by that, look at the OTHER meaning, you'll be fine.
Surely they're too busy delving below the valleys for Pot Noodle?Penetrator_01 wrote:
Number one crime in Wales is not actually sheep shagging.
Its Ram Raiding.
Closely followed by having sex with a miner. If you're offended by that, look at the OTHER meaning, you'll be fine.