Im DJing a motherfucking dance right now and nobody is dancing because they are all a bunch of tards who /dont dare dance.. how can i motivate them/
put on some classic ibiza.
They are 12..i already tried thatVilham wrote:
put on some classic ibiza.
Remix the Spongebob Squarepants theme song!
Play some Michael Jackson
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
los ketchup... or you could try thermogenics those get ya movin, just give out handfulls kids love pills
play some hip hop, yo. or anything from mtv. they usually love bad music and are easily influenced.
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Get an older attractive woman to start dancing and then to start asking them all to join her, always worked for me
Why are you using internet there? lol, put on a michael J song, and tell them to dance or Fusion will come own them
The only reason I never enjoy dances is because all the music that is played is some shit ass hip hop crap.
Boten Anna always gets them started. I hate kids too.
if they are 12 its hopeless.. at that age most are extremely socially awkward
Errmm.....Pull out the "nine" shoot at the floor and yell "dance mutherfukas!". It seems to work in the movies.
Fire.....lots of fire.......that'll get the little bastards movin....
Rammstein and bass hunter
You have released a powerful Nerve Gas into the air. The only cure is to.....
.....DANCE!
.....DANCE!
dance doesnt equal hip hop. Two completely different genres. Try different clubs and you will notice huge differences in the music they play, some play R&B hip hop, dance, funky house, cheese etc..PBAsydney wrote:
The only reason I never enjoy dances is because all the music that is played is some shit ass hip hop crap.
ask the kids what they want to hear
All the kids went home for dinner and a napstryyker wrote:
You have released a powerful Nerve Gas into the air. The only cure is to.....
.....DANCE!
Winner.Nintendogamer wrote:
ask the kids what they want to hear
1. Start shooting at their feet yelling "DANCE!"
2. Get a puppy, hold the gun you were planning to do no. 1 with to its head and threaten the kids with a new wallpaper design if they don't start dancing.
3. If a gun is missing, start off a game of some sort. Like Russian Roulette
2. Get a puppy, hold the gun you were planning to do no. 1 with to its head and threaten the kids with a new wallpaper design if they don't start dancing.
3. If a gun is missing, start off a game of some sort. Like Russian Roulette
Or just leave them, and say no i don't give a shit about you. and they will just walk away. Problem solved!FFLink13 wrote:
1. Start shooting at their feet yelling "DANCE!"
2. Get a puppy, hold the gun you were planning to do no. 1 with to its head and threaten the kids with a new wallpaper design if they don't start dancing.
3. If a gun is missing, start off a game of some sort. Like Russian Roulette
besides the obvious suggestions of using nerve gas..
well, they wont. They're 12.
Or, you have to pay a group of them to start doing it. Offer a prize or something.
well, they wont. They're 12.
Or, you have to pay a group of them to start doing it. Offer a prize or something.
Do you take requests?
They are 12 nothing will make them dance.