Fuck me, i hate little kids

2007-02-02 12:11:29

#26

Des.Kmal: Member; +917|7065|Atlanta, Georgia, USA

King_County_Downy wrote:
Play some Michael Jackson

lol!

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2007-02-02 12:12:14

#27

TheDarkRaven: ATG's First Disciple; +263|7071|Birmingham, UK

Ask them what they want is always good!

Failing this, I have some tips:

1. Franz Ferdinand
2. Muse
3. Nelly Furtado
4. The Feeling/The Coral
5. Classics such as The Kinks (hehehe)

And how could I forget - Mungo Jerry, In The Summertime!
(if you don't know this check...here! http://www.diorsplace.com/music/shoutca … zoscom.mp3)

Hope this helps!

Failing all of the above, play some film crap. New Bond theme (alright while listening, but doesn't last in memory)? Transformers theme tune? Who knows? Do they really care?

EDIT: Or just threaten to make them kiss if they don't (evil match-maker!)!

Last edited by TheDarkRaven (2007-02-02 12:15:54)

2007-02-02 12:18:04

#28

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7137|Devon, England

SargeV1.4 wrote:
Or, you have to pay a group of them to start doing it.

Aha ha ha ha...

Curse my immaturity...

2007-02-02 12:36:21

#29

Tetn1s: Member; +59|7088|Los Angeles

Put something funny on. Coming from a 12 year old myself.

2007-02-02 12:39:08

#30

ilinear: Bigger. Better. ilinear.; +27|6892|Lisburn, NI

I hate little kids too, especially when they squirm and try to get away from my giant....

*looks around*

...

Oh, a Disco. Right...

I'll be off then.

/flee

EDIT: Typo

Last edited by ilinear (2007-02-02 12:39:30)

2007-02-02 12:39:29

#31

ELITE-UK: Scratching my back; +170|6921|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

say, if noone is going to dance, im going to leave so you wont have any music to listen too!

2007-02-02 12:57:40

#32

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7096

CruZ4dR wrote:
Boten Anna always gets them started. I hate kids too.

LOVE THAT SONG..thanks guys

2007-02-02 13:00:25

#33

Naturn: Deeds, not words.; +311|7052|Greenwood, IN

Pull out a bb gun and shoot them in the ass that will always get peopel/kids moving. lol

2007-02-02 13:19:04

#34

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6915

Play Mozart and tell them if they don't Waltz you'll rape their families.

2007-02-02 13:23:31

#35

Simon: basically; +838|7104|UK

ilinear wrote:
I hate little kids too, especially when they squirm and try to get away from my giant....

*looks around*

...

Oh, a Disco. Right...

I'll be off then.

/flee

EDIT: Typo

AHA, very nice

2007-02-02 13:28:17

#36

BeerzGod: Hooray Beer!; +94|7017|United States

If you really want to get the crowd pumped up and dancing then you need to play some Yanni.

2007-02-02 16:34:42

#37

Sneaky.Russian: Random Hero; +119|6768|Australia QLD

throw a handful of cocaine in the air

2007-02-02 16:36:40

#38

Fireteam_Delta: Member; +20|6880

all you need is more cowbell

2007-02-02 16:37:53

#39

SoC./Omega: Member; +122|6987|Omaha, Nebraska!

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Vilham wrote:
put on some classic ibiza.
They are 12..i already tried that

play the song that goes "everybody was kung fo fighting" that worked when i tried it, and yes they were all 12 and 13

2007-02-02 16:38:15

#40

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6885|King Of The Islands

I think its illegal to have fuck and little kids in the one sentence... Ah shit, now I just said it!

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2007-02-02 16:43:01

#41

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6966|Adelaide, South Australia

ilinear wrote:
I hate little kids too, especially when they squirm and try to get away from my giant....

*looks around*

...

Oh, a Disco. Right...

I'll be off then.

/flee

EDIT: Typo

https://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/Nachtefuchs/paedoalertou7.gif

2007-02-02 16:44:03

#42

KtotheIMMY: Member; +513|7210

12 year olds go to dances?

2007-02-02 16:45:22

#43

SoC./Omega: Member; +122|6987|Omaha, Nebraska!

KtotheIMMY wrote:
12 year olds go to dances?

yep... they listen to rap and stuff, nothing good

2007-02-02 16:47:02

#44

KtotheIMMY: Member; +513|7210

SoC./Omega wrote:
KtotheIMMY wrote:
12 year olds go to dances?
yep... they listen to rap and stuff, nothing good

That's horrible

2007-02-02 16:50:03

#45

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7077|Washington, DC

KtotheIMMY wrote:
SoC./Omega wrote:
KtotheIMMY wrote:
12 year olds go to dances?
yep... they listen to rap and stuff, nothing good
That's horrible

Loaz, yeah dances when you're young suck. Nobody dances, the music is mediocre (I was probably the only 6th grader who wasn't a huge fan of rap). For people like me, high school dances aren't great either because if you don't have a date they're very boring =/

2007-02-02 16:52:45

#46

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7290|Alberta, Canada

lol Get back to the turntable and get some jams going instead of sitting on your butt on BF2s!

2007-02-02 16:56:53

#47

FlamingPhenix: I'm in ya base, drinking ya booze; +44|7003|Behind you, with a knife

Fireteam_Delta wrote:
all you need is more cowbell

FTW

2007-02-03 05:01:37

#48

ilinear: Bigger. Better. ilinear.; +27|6892|Lisburn, NI

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
ilinear wrote:
I hate little kids too, especially when they squirm and try to get away from my giant....

*looks around*

...

Oh, a Disco. Right...

I'll be off then.

/flee

EDIT: Typo

Now, sir, ah say, sir, why would you go and say such a thing?

<_<

EDIT: Smilies...

Last edited by ilinear (2007-02-03 05:03:15)

2007-02-03 05:10:19

#49

CruZ4dR: Cereal Killer; +145|7103|The View From The Afternoon

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
CruZ4dR wrote:
Boten Anna always gets them started. I hate kids too.
LOVE THAT SONG..thanks guys

I HATE THAT SONG.. still, most people seem to like it. For some weird reason.

2007-02-03 05:22:05

#50

RicardoBlanco: The English; +177|7015|Oxford

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Im DJing a motherfucking dance right now and nobody is dancing because they are all a bunch of tards who /dont dare dance.. how can i motivate them/

Get off BF2s perhaps? How can you DJ and browse the web?

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King_County_Downy wrote:

SargeV1.4 wrote:

CruZ4dR wrote:

ilinear wrote:

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

Vilham wrote:

ilinear wrote:

KtotheIMMY wrote:

SoC./Omega wrote:

KtotheIMMY wrote:

KtotheIMMY wrote:

SoC./Omega wrote:

KtotheIMMY wrote:

Fireteam_Delta wrote:

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

ilinear wrote:

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

CruZ4dR wrote:

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

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