Jobs you wish you had

2007-02-02 14:16:24

#1

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7166|California

That guy in Accounting: What the fuck? Why does one guy in accounting know so much more about the company than the Board does? Your like the central nervous system of the company. Its awesome

Lesbian movie quality control: Says it all

Photographer for Playboy: An erection so long lasting you start to forget who you are.

Delicious foods tester: All the anything you can eat.

Captain of a Lesbian cruise ship (hot lesbos): See Playboy photographer.

Mythbusters people: getting paid to blow shit up? check

Game Tester: bad in the long run, but good for the first 15 years

UPS Package controller: Basically, fly all over the world, making sure packages get to the disto centers. (exception of Cast Away, that would suck (FedEX sucks anyways))

Mercenary: Depends on the person. But $200,000 a year, untaxed, and no Rules of Engagement? sweet.

Mob Delivery boy: No killing, but you get protection, and free Italian food.

Catching Cubans swimming to Florida: Theres one.

Do you have any to add?

2007-02-02 14:18:20

#2

tF-voodoochild: Pew Pew!; +216|7294|San Francisco

Game testing is serious business!

Seriously though, it isn't all it's cracked up to be.

2007-02-02 14:18:43

#3

notorious: Nay vee, bay bee.; +1,396|7193|The United Center

Paris Hilton.

She doesn't do a god damned thing, is famous worldwide, and has more money than she knows what to do with.

2007-02-02 14:26:16

#4

sfarrar33: Halogenoalkane; +57|7065|InGerLand

mercenary ftw man
take the army: i love shooting stuff, i love the excersice, i love all parts of the army, except the overall bad pay and the fact that you have to spend years in nasty bunks with people who mostly you might not get on with.

mercenaries (or private contracters or whatever the f**k they call themselves) get all of the first three things that come with the army and non of the crap at the back end of the army.

2007-02-02 14:28:54

#5

BADOELLE: Member; +16|6746|Germany

My favorite Job???

--> Son of Bill Gates...

2007-02-02 14:31:34

#6

notorious: Nay vee, bay bee.; +1,396|7193|The United Center

BADOELLE wrote:
My favorite Job???

--> Son of Bill Gates...

You do know that he's only giving his kids $1m right?

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd be more than happy with that, but he's not giving his estate to them.

2007-02-02 14:33:03

#7

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7166|California

sfarrar33 wrote:
mercenary ftw man
take the army: i love shooting stuff, i love the excersice, i love all parts of the army, except the overall bad pay and the fact that you have to spend years in nasty bunks with people who mostly you might not get on with.

mercenaries (or private contracters or whatever the f**k they call themselves) get all of the first three things that come with the army and non of the crap at the back end of the army.

Maybe you have heard of this, maybe not.

Blackwater (US contractors) have been ordered to shoot British Contracts on site.

apparently the Brits like to shoot at anyone that gives them a dirty look

2007-02-02 14:45:57

#8

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7015|Mountains of NC

stryyker wrote:
sfarrar33 wrote:
mercenary ftw man
take the army: i love shooting stuff, i love the excersice, i love all parts of the army, except the overall bad pay and the fact that you have to spend years in nasty bunks with people who mostly you might not get on with.

mercenaries (or private contracters or whatever the f**k they call themselves) get all of the first three things that come with the army and non of the crap at the back end of the army.
Maybe you have heard of this, maybe not.

Blackwater (US contractors) have been ordered to shoot British Contracts on site.

apparently the Brits like to shoot at anyone that gives them a dirty look

what ...... when I know a few guys working for them and never heard that little underlined rule

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2007-02-02 14:46:06

#9

Smithereener: Member; +138|6762|California

ThomasMorgan wrote:
Paris Hilton.

She doesn't do a god damned thing

Except maybe get STDs...
http://64.111.216.18/ul/1923-ph40.jpg
http://64.111.216.18/ul/1924-ph41.jpg

2007-02-02 14:46:44

#10

sfarrar33: Halogenoalkane; +57|7065|InGerLand

stryyker wrote:
sfarrar33 wrote:
mercenary ftw man
take the army: i love shooting stuff, i love the excersice, i love all parts of the army, except the overall bad pay and the fact that you have to spend years in nasty bunks with people who mostly you might not get on with.

mercenaries (or private contracters or whatever the f**k they call themselves) get all of the first three things that come with the army and non of the crap at the back end of the army.
Maybe you have heard of this, maybe not.

Blackwater (US contractors) have been ordered to shoot British Contracts on site.

apparently the Brits like to shoot at anyone that gives them a dirty look

interesting, no i hadn't heard that

but again this happens in the army as well
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/0331-08.htm <--might be subject to heavy bias but i can't be bothered to search harder

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story … 25,00.html

the difference is that at least you know the americans shooting at you are supposed to be doing so...

2007-02-02 15:00:04

#11

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7044|Seattle

Smithereener wrote:
ThomasMorgan wrote:
Paris Hilton.

She doesn't do a god damned thing
Except maybe get STDs...
http://64.111.216.18/ul/1923-ph40.jpg
http://64.111.216.18/ul/1924-ph41.jpg

https://xs512.xs.to/xs512/07055/disgustin.jpg

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2007-02-02 15:03:38

#12

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,073|7218|PNW

tF-voodoochild wrote:
Game testing is serious business!

Seriously though, it isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Nooo! Can't be! I thought fourteen hours straight of submitting memory dumps for pre-alpha titles every day, just to have the final product ruined by your overexposure to it would be awesome!

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2007-02-02 15:04:04)

2007-02-02 15:13:24

#13

Red-Eye =]DH[=: Member; +11|6866

What ever Bill Gates does.

2007-02-02 15:15:03

#14

UnknownRanger: Squirrels, natures little speedbump.; +610|6791|Cali

Acting is ok. If you are famouse.

2007-02-02 16:24:04

#15

Mouse315: Bash.org Junkie; +105|6967

Professional Sperm Producer

Add that to the list.

2007-02-02 16:27:27

#16

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7077|Washington, DC

CEO of Google

2007-02-02 16:49:26

#17

KtotheIMMY: Member; +513|7210

Travel Journalist

2007-02-02 16:52:13

#18

SuperSlowYo: slow as you go; +124|7007|Canaduhhh.. West Toast

WOW... i mean if your all still kids then fine but if your a grownup talking about your dream job its time to get a lil ambition and do something with your life

2007-02-02 16:55:47

#19

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7153|67.222.138.85

Paid BF2s.com forum flamer

2007-02-02 16:59:02

#20

travisb05: bullseye (+); +58|7145|U.S

NFL national football league in the US

2007-02-02 17:00:55

#21

BALTINS: ಠ_ಠ; +37|6933|Latvia

God

2007-02-02 17:03:36

#22

Lasdferret: Member; +16|6930

Working at EA, but dreams are few and far between. :'(

2007-02-02 17:06:08

#23

HURLEY: Ima Crunchatize you.; +170|7129|The Lou

Hurricane wrote:
CEO of Google

I did that thing where you type in elgoog and press im feeling lucky... all these kids were amazed haha

2007-02-02 17:16:01

#24

Ubersturmbannfuhrer: I am a fucking homosexual; +211|7053|Parainen, Finland

The Internet King = The name explains it all

Cyberdyne Systems CEO = Could finally start developing plasma rifles and Cyborgs

Area 51 Test Pilot = Fly stuff others dream about and getting paid for it

Senator = Sit on a porch spinning a pistol around your finger while your wife dances for you in bikinis

Movie critic = Watch movies as much as you like and get paid for it.

Ubersturmbannfuhrer = Flame people and post stupid threads and getting paid for it

2007-02-02 17:34:57

#25

usmarine2007: Banned; +374|6814|Columbus, Ohio

A Marine Grunt.

..oh wait

/win

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