Jobs you wish you had

2007-02-02 17:38:29

#26

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7163

stryyker wrote:
That guy in Accounting: What the fuck? Why does one guy in accounting know so much more about the company than the Board does? Your like the central nervous system of the company. Its awesome

Lesbian movie quality control: Says it all

Photographer for Playboy: An erection so long lasting you start to forget who you are.

Delicious foods tester: All the anything you can eat.

Captain of a Lesbian cruise ship (hot lesbos): See Playboy photographer.

Mythbusters people: getting paid to blow shit up? check

Game Tester: bad in the long run, but good for the first 15 years

UPS Package controller: Basically, fly all over the world, making sure packages get to the disto centers. (exception of Cast Away, that would suck (FedEX sucks anyways))

Mercenary: Depends on the person. But $200,000 a year, untaxed, and no Rules of Engagement? sweet.

Mob Delivery boy: No killing, but you get protection, and free Italian food.

Catching Cubans swimming to Florida: Theres one.

Do you have any to add?

You are supposed to be in Jail/ Grounded =/

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2007-02-02 17:43:25

#27

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6969|...

A Nuclear Physicist

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2007-02-03 07:59:30

#28

sfarrar33: Halogenoalkane; +57|7065|InGerLand

why?

2007-02-03 08:05:08

#29

jord: Member; +2,382|7125|The North, beyond the wall.

Hitman-Agent 48

I'd also like to be Bill gate's wife,then i'll get more than his kids when i divorce.

One problem,i'm male,time to redo White chicks,only call it "Chick".

2007-02-03 10:18:15

#30

straz_mataz: Banned; +86|6981|Edmonton Alberta

i would want to be Hugh Hefners son..... now that would be fucking great!!!!!

2007-02-03 10:19:56

#31

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7166|California

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
You are supposed to be in Jail/ Grounded =/

I hates you

2007-02-03 10:24:20

#32

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7290|Alberta, Canada

A gamer in Korea.

They earn a quarter of a million dollars a year.

2007-02-03 10:39:24

#33

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6926|Somewhere else

Take off lesbian porn and playbor cameraman. THOSE WOULD SUCK. there you are with the sweetest ass in the world. AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. just sitting there in front of some goddess, and you can only look. Id be arrested, insane or both in minutes, from the anguish.

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2007-02-03 10:45:21

#34

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6972|South Florida

BALTINS wrote:
God

Sorry i already have that job. There can only be one. Try king.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-02-03 10:46:13

#35

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7290|Alberta, Canada

RoosterCantrell wrote:
Take off lesbian porn and playbor cameraman. THOSE WOULD SUCK. there you are with the sweetest ass in the world. AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. just sitting there in front of some goddess, and you can only look. Id be arrested, insane or both in minutes, from the anguish.

You are one weird boy, I hope you know.

2007-02-03 10:59:45

#36

BALTINS: ಠ_ಠ; +37|6933|Latvia

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
BALTINS wrote:
God
Sorry i already have that job. There can only be one. Try king.

Damn.. at least not a illegal immigrant took that job..

2007-02-03 11:37:17

#37

oChaos.Haze: Member; +90|6885

ryan_14 wrote:
RoosterCantrell wrote:
Take off lesbian porn and playbor cameraman. THOSE WOULD SUCK. there you are with the sweetest ass in the world. AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. just sitting there in front of some goddess, and you can only look. Id be arrested, insane or both in minutes, from the anguish.
You are one weird boy, I hope you know.

Well I guess Ryan likes to be sexually frustrated, cause that makes perfect sense to me.

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