stkhoplite
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Just found this


In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.

The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.

The idea for "tribbles" in "Star Trek" came from gerbils, since some gerbils are actually born pregnant.

Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.

Johnny Plessey batted .331 for the Cleveland Spiders in 1891, even though he spent the entire season batting with a rolled-up, lacquered copy of the Toledo Post-Dispatch.

Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.

The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.

The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra.

The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there's no penalty if a monkey steals your golf ball.

Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say "gesundheit" to a sneezer was never repealed.

Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.

SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.

Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.

Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.

Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.

The first McDonald's restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.

The Air Force's F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.

You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.

Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.

Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.

The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.

The sport of jai alai originated from a game played by Incan priests who held cats by their tails and swung at leather balls. The cats would instinctively grab at the ball with their claws, thus enabling players to catch them.

A cat's purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.

The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard.

The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete freeway.

King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.

Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.

In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.

Touch-tone telephone keypads were originally planned to have buttons for Police and Fire Departments, but they were replaced with * and # when the project was cancelled in favor of developing the 911 system.

Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip, was patterned after President Calvin Coolidge, who had a pet tiger as a boy.

Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a three-hour baseball game.

Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.

You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener by wrapping your pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them.

To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine.

Seven out of every ten hockey-playing Canadians will lose a tooth during a game. For Canadians who don't play hockey, that figure drops to five out of ten.

A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.

A team of University of Virginia researchers released a study promoting the practice of picking one's nose, claiming that the health benefits of keeping nasal passages free from infectious blockages far outweigh the negative social connotations.

Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin Laden is reportedly an avid reader.

Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use it for lantern fuel.

At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.

Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas.

If you put a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and leave behind its weight in honey.

Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.

Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.

Centuries ago, purchasing real estate often required having one or more limbs amputated in order to prevent the purchaser from running away to avoid repayment of the loan. Hence an expensive purchase was said to cost "an arm and a leg."

When Mahatma Gandhi died, an autopsy revealed five gold Krugerrands in his small intestine.

Aardvarks are allergic to radishes, but only during summer months.

Coca-Cola was the favored drink of Pharaoh Ramses. An inscription found in his tomb, when translated, was found to be almost identical to the recipe used today.

If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian.

When immersed in liquid, a dead sparrow will make a sound like a crying baby.

In WWII the US military planned to airdrop over France propaganda in the form of Playboy magazine, with coded messages hidden in the models' turn-ons and turn-offs. The plan was scrapped because of a staple shortage due to rationing of metal.

Although difficult, it's possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing together two Cool Ranch Doritos.

Napoleon's favorite type of wood was knotty chestnut.

The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.

Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim backwards.

In ancient Greece, children of wealthy families were dipped in olive oil at birth to keep them hairless throughout their lives.

It is nearly three miles farther to fly from Amarillo, Texas to Louisville, Kentucky than it is to return from Louisville to Amarillo.

The "nine lives" attributed to cats is probably due to their having nine primary whiskers.

The original inspiration for Barbie dolls comes from dolls developed by German propagandists in the late 1930s to impress young girls with the ideal notions of Aryan features. The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva Braun.

The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.



Thanks to www.topfive.com

Last edited by stkhoplite (2007-02-09 14:17:10)

Madhadda1
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some of those cant be real..
[-DER-]Omega
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stkhoplite wrote:

Thanks to www.topfive.com
Good to see you're learning
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stkhoplite
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[-DER-]Omega wrote:

stkhoplite wrote:

Thanks to www.topfive.com
Good to see you're learning
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Gfinners
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Amazing
Cookie.VXT
Bringer Of Cookies.
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im soooo trying the start a fire with doritos one

*goes in cupboard and gets doritos*
herrr_smity
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If you put a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and leave behind its weight in honey.
fact i dont think so
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
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Some are likely true.

Silly putty and condoms, 747 barrel roles, buffalo urine, Ramse's coca-cola and Osama reading Mad are probably true, while Wensdays, smartest pig and dead sparrow are likely false.
SoC./Omega
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haha i liked the world cup one, monkey skulls lol
mcgid1
Meh...
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Silly putty was an accidental side effect of the US's artificial rubber development program during WWII.  And I'm pretty sure the honey bee thing violates the law of conservation of mass.
Gen. Payne
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The sneeze one is BS for sure, that's been tested. I'm sure that some more are made up too.
Ty
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Most of that is complete bullshit, in fact I can point at some which I know to be bullshit. Entertaining though.
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Ender2309
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Madhadda1 wrote:

some of those cant be real..
indeed. several aren't. therefore, we must rule them all as false, until it can be proven some are true.


the "qwerty" keyboard was created when its creator got tired of the keys on his typewriter sticking, so he spaced out the most used keys to help prevent this.
KEN-JENNINGS
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most of those are complete bullshit.  Monkeys in Tonga?
Flecco
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Ender2309 wrote:

Madhadda1 wrote:

some of those cant be real..
indeed. several aren't. therefore, we must rule them all as false, until it can be proven some are true.


the "qwerty" keyboard was created when its creator got tired of the keys on his typewriter sticking, so he spaced out the most used keys to help prevent this.
Beat me.

Last edited by Flecco (2007-02-09 18:17:06)

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
genius_man16
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some i don't believe, but others are pretty damn cool


i want proof of the Typewriter one!
dubbs
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There are alot of those I can tell you are false.  The poles shifting are not becuase of the use of electricity, the pole reversals also take place on planets with out any known life on them, also the Silly Putty as stated already.  Of course the McDonald's one is incorrect, since the company stated in California in the 1940s. 

If I felt like it, and had the time, I could probally prove most of those wrong with either Wikipedia or Snoopes.  Also, I do not trust topfive, since it is a humor site, to have the correct facts.

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Ender2309
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Flecco wrote:

Ender2309 wrote:

Madhadda1 wrote:

some of those cant be real..
indeed. several aren't. therefore, we must rule them all as false, until it can be proven some are true.


the "qwerty" keyboard was created when its creator got tired of the keys on his typewriter sticking, so he spaced out the most used keys to help prevent this.
Beat me.
?
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Ender2309 wrote:

Flecco wrote:

Ender2309 wrote:


indeed. several aren't. therefore, we must rule them all as false, until it can be proven some are true.


the "qwerty" keyboard was created when its creator got tired of the keys on his typewriter sticking, so he spaced out the most used keys to help prevent this.
Beat me.
?
I think he wants you to beat him off or something
Darkhelmet
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dubbs wrote:

on planets with out an known life on them
But what if they did have life? Bum, bum, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh.
dubbs
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Ender2309 wrote:

Madhadda1 wrote:

some of those cant be real..
indeed. several aren't. therefore, we must rule them all as false, until it can be proven some are true.


the "qwerty" keyboard was created when its creator got tired of the keys on his typewriter sticking, so he spaced out the most used keys to help prevent this.
I heard a different story to why QWERT is the default, but it is basically the same reason.  Typist who used keyboards were typing so fast that the actual hammers on the keyboards would get stuck, so someone created that QWERT layout which is designed to make you type slower.  Since this was the standard when IBM was in the typewritter business, they carried it over to the computer.

According to Wikipedia, Christopher Sholes created that QWERT layout
RavyGravy
Son.
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man if my name was all in line it would be so cool

qwert yuiop, just drag your finger across
san4
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stkhoplite wrote:

Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.
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Ty
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Some "True Facts" discredited.

Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip, was patterned after President Calvin Coolidge, who had a pet tiger as a boy.
- Calvin from Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes was named after 16th century theologian John Calvin, who was a Protestant re-former. Watterson wrote this in the Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book. He wasn't patterned off anyone, including John Calvin Coolidge who never owed a pet, let alone a Tiger.

Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas.
- Yeah. Lots of proof and research about that.

The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard.
- "Qwert Yuiop" was a name given by columnist and essay-writer Anthony Burgess who of course named his keyboard this. There is no record of any person ever named "Qwert Yuiop" and the reasoning for this choice of letters accros the top of a keyboard is simply down the the usage of the letters to make typing easier. As another random factoid however, the first electronic message ever sent, (E-Mail,) was "qwertyuiop".

Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.
Actually the pent up air from a suppressed sneeze predominatly blows out your ears. The air can pass through, but causes damage to the internal ear. Not reccomended nonetheless.

Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.
The "nine lives" attributed to cats is probably due to their having nine primary whiskers.
- This looks to me as it contradicts itself. Anyone care to explain?

The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.
- Although is has been proven that the Venezuelan brown bat along with most other species of bat can detect raindrops, no bat has the reflexes to dodge them all successfully, although some do attempt it.

The original inspiration for Barbie dolls comes from dolls developed by German propagandists in the late 1930s to impress young girls with the ideal notions of Aryan features. The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva Braun.
The confusion from this comes from the fact that Barbie creator Ruth Handler modeled her doll on the German "Bild Lilli" doll. Bild Lilli was taken from a cartoon written in 1952 by Reinhard Beuthien. The character was originally a baby but after it got rejected, Beuthien kept the face and added a woman's body. It has no links to Eva Braun and does not look like her at all - in fact the proportions of the Bild Lilli doll were completely unnatural. The doll was sold from 1955 to 1964 and thus has no links to nazism or any effort to model girls on the Nazi's Aryan ideals.

Those are just the ones I know are false, (except that banana one. That was just ridiculous.)
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Hurricane
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The cat's whiskers thing might be that the whiskers near its nose are the 'primary' ones, while the whiskers on the top are the secondary ones.

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