Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|7099
.....On a riding lawnmower.

I've been plowin driveways and drinkin beer all day. Then when i was going to another customers house some cop just happened to be curisin down the street and busted me killing off a can of budlight.

End result is a nice ticket and summons to court. I cant believe this bullshit.
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LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|7010|British Columbia, Canada
Wait a second, you cant Drink and Drive a Lawnmower?

Like one of these

https://www.lyndhurstgardencentre.co.uk/machinery/lawnmowers/2006/johndeere44.jpg

Half the People I see riding them are drinking beer.. lmao.
Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|7099

LT.Victim wrote:

Wait a second, you cant Drink and Drive a Lawnmower?

Like one of these

http://www.lyndhurstgardencentre.co.uk/ … eere44.jpg

Half the People I see riding them are drinking beer.. lmao.
Right, on their property. Taking it out on the street to drive to your neighbors house is a different story.
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ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6969
i feel for ya bro, i got one about a yr and a half ago. no fun at all. ive been stuck at my house w/ no license since then. at least it's over for me in a month.
Kiss_My_Az
Member
+0|6729|Los Angeles, CA
Dude, you mat be able to fight it. 

A guy in Vermont recently got aquitted of a DUI because riding a lawn mower was technically not driving.  Hope it helps.

If you want thelink it is: http://www.rutlandherald.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070210/NEWS01/702100365/1002/NEWS01

Last edited by Kiss_My_Az (2007-02-15 00:11:27)

Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|7018|USA

Kiss_My_Az wrote:

Dude, you mat be able to fight it. 

A guy in Vermont recently got aquitted of a DUI because riding a lawn mower was technically not driving.  Hope it helps.

If you want thelink it is: http://www.rutlandherald.com/apps/pbcs. … 002/NEWS01
hey look! on the home page! it says gullible instead of bf2s!

.....he's poking fun at this....
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6965|Montucky
It depends on how many CC's the engine has, I know in the state i live in anything over 50CC's is considered a motor vehicle.  You could have also gotten Open Container (not sure of your states Laws on that business).

What was your BAC?
SuperSlowYo
slow as you go
+124|7007|Canaduhhh.. West Toast
thats you get for drinking bud light...
mKmalfunction
Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.
+82|6987|The Lost Highway

Drunken_Tankdriver wrote:

.....On a riding lawnmower.
Who do you think you are? George Jones?

Last edited by mKmalfunction (2007-02-15 00:26:34)

blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7092
you should of drove it  to school like Adam Sandler in Waterboy lol

Last edited by blademaster (2007-02-15 00:48:07)

TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|7120|Colorado
Don't get another.
fadedsteve
GOP Sympathizer
+266|6938|Menlo Park, CA
Whatever, I have 3 DUI's. . . .got first one when I was 16, second at 23, and the last one in 05' at 25 yrs old!

The last one really fucked with my insurance, and my whole family! I recommend getting a DD (designated driver) or get a fucking cab!! They are definitely NOT worth the hassel and the money!! jesus christ dui's are expensive!!
loonitic
...is a potty mouth
+286|6982|Valhalla

SuperSlowYo wrote:

thats you get for drinking bud light...
Doperwt.
Anouk, Slayers little bitch
+80|6841|Belgium

fadedsteve wrote:

Whatever, I have 3 DUI's. . . .got first one when I was 16, second at 23, and the last one in 05' at 25 yrs old!

The last one really fucked with my insurance, and my whole family! I recommend getting a DD (designated driver) or get a fucking cab!! They are definitely NOT worth the hassel and the money!! jesus christ dui's are expensive!!
because DRiving under unlfuence is more dangerous then speeding.
cablecopulate
Member
+449|7185|Massachusetts.

fadedsteve wrote:

Whatever, I have 3 DUI's. . . .got first one when I was 16, second at 23, and the last one in 05' at 25 yrs old!

The last one really fucked with my insurance, and my whole family! I recommend getting a DD (designated driver) or get a fucking cab!! They are definitely NOT worth the hassel and the money!! jesus christ dui's are expensive!!
Wow, so you're kind of a shithead, huh?
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|7070|Camp XRay

cablecopulate wrote:

fadedsteve wrote:

Whatever, I have 3 DUI's. . . .got first one when I was 16, second at 23, and the last one in 05' at 25 yrs old!

The last one really fucked with my insurance, and my whole family! I recommend getting a DD (designated driver) or get a fucking cab!! They are definitely NOT worth the hassel and the money!! jesus christ dui's are expensive!!
Wow, so you're kind of a shithead, huh?
exactly what i was thinking, how do people not learn after the first one?
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Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7077|Washington, DC

Why you'd drive drunk is beyond me. Oh wait, when you're drunk you can't think.

edit: You should probably check your local laws, chances are there's something regarding operating machinery like a big lawnmower and drinking. Might go under the whole surgeon general thing or whatever where it says "DO NOT DRINK AND OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY."

Last edited by Hurricane (2007-02-15 08:15:29)

AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6910|A W S M F O X
Lol, has anyone seen that film about the geezer who rides across america on a lawnmower. Actually based on a true story.
madmurre
I suspect something is amiss
+117|7157|Sweden
It´s so bloody boring i could´nt stand watching more than 15 minutes, And americans ( i´m only asuming from own experience here ) seems to take it allot more easy when it comes to drinking and driving than europes. At least up here people would really look down on you if you got caught for beeing drunk behind the wheel.

Although in your example it feels kinda rediculos can agree on that.

Oh irony you should change your name now to Drunken Lawnmower

Last edited by madmurre (2007-02-15 08:55:59)

SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7015|Mountains of NC

Drunken_Tankdriver wrote:

.....On a riding lawnmower.

I've been plowin driveways and drinkin beer all day. Then when i was going to another customers house some cop just happened to be curisin down the street and busted me killing off a can of budlight.

End result is a nice ticket and summons to court. I cant believe this bullshit.
Good going .............  just like George Jones

https://www.ubcfa.org/Images/Events/george%20jones.jpg
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mKmalfunction
Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.
+82|6987|The Lost Highway

JET_G raidensen wrote:

Lol, has anyone seen that film about the geezer who rides across america on a lawnmower. Actually based on a true story.
Yeah, I saw part of it on the IFC.

SEREMAKER wrote:

Good going .............  just like George Jones

http://www.ubcfa.org/Images/Events/george%20jones.jpg
I pointed that out too. It was the first thing I thought of when I came into the thread. George Jones is bad-ass.
Echo
WOoKie
+383|7167|The Netherlands

Marlboroman82 wrote:

exactly what i was thinking, how do people not learn after the first one?
Well if you drive intoxicated a 100 times and you only get caugh 1 time. Some people might think they can take the risk and just continue to drive while intoxicated.

I was arrested a couple of years back for dui, while driving a moped. First time and last time i was ever arrested btw. You re allowed to have 2 glasses of beers over here and still drive and i had 3. I had to do a roadside breathtest and it showed that i had comsumed too much so i was arrested. No handcuffs btw or harsh talk/shoving me into their car or that kind of stuff. The cops were pretty nice to me, probably cause i was respectfull to them and cooperated.

Once at the police station, i was put in a holding cell and had to give up all my stuff, wallet, watch, cellphone and they searched my bag. They even wanted my shoelaces and belt lol. After about 45 minutes i had to do a final/more accurate breathtest and it showed i had one beer to many like i already told them. This resulted in a fine of 110 euro's and i wasnt allowed to drive for 4 hours so i had to walk home. After sitting in a holding cell at the station for about 1,5 hours, i was allowed to go home. They even gave me a lift back to my moped, which was pretty cool cause it was already 0330 in the morning.

I learned from this experience tho and i m certainly not proud of it. Nowadays when i still have to drive, i m ordering cola after i had 2 beers. Or i call a friend that lives close to our favorite bar if i can sleep over at his place when i m planning on drinking more then 2 beers.

Last edited by Echo (2007-02-15 09:23:23)

Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|7099
Thanks to the ones that was tryin to help me out.


*cracks a shit eatn' grin*


I think the old bat down the street must have called the cops on me because i stockpiled all the snow on her flowerbed.
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-Gunsmoke-
Member
+165|7082|South Jersey
I've never understood why someone would grin while eating shit.
Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|7099

-Gunsmoke- wrote:

I've never understood why someone would grin while eating shit.
Its an old saying, not to be taken literally.


How about i replace it with the word "smirk"?
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