this is so incedibly old. it's funny yet old.
My Dell P4 ran great, no problems. Upgraded to Dell from a crappy HP. Then upgraded from Dell to HP and it works fine.Ganko_06 wrote:
Those things are so screwed up after Dell is done with them, I sometimes wonder how they run at all.
If GM made their cars like Microsoft they would be the best selling car company in the world regardless of the issues. But its not gladly.
Erm did he say he was the CEO of GM, no I dont think so, so your proving your own stupidity by jumping to huge conclusions like thatFancy_Pollux wrote:
My system NEVER crashes and I run a 65% overclock. As I see it, you're basically admitting to your own stupidity and computer incompetence when you make these cliche rants.
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Erm did he say he was the CEO of GM, no I dont think so, so your proving your own stupidity by jumping to huge conclusions like thatFancy_Pollux wrote:
My system NEVER crashes and I run a 65% overclock. As I see it, you're basically admitting to your own stupidity and computer incompetence when you make these cliche rants.
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Easy there, Susan. At no point did I say he was the CEO of GM or responsible for the rant. Even though it was already painfully obvious, I meant "you" in a much more broader sense--meaning anyone who makes these cliche anti-Microsoft rants. The original poster did not write the rant, so why do you have your panties in a bunch as if I'm jumping to some conclusion about him?
well mr bollux, apart from you most likely stealing the calling me a girls name from Dr Cox in scrubs, the whole phrasing of the sentence would appear to any normal person that you were quite explicity referring to the original poster
I guess mentioning that this was just a joke is useless to everyone who took this too seriously?
I definitely knew the OP was a joke, but as to pollux's little contribution, I dont believe it wasd3v1ldr1v3r13 wrote:
I guess mentioning that this was just a joke is useless to everyone who took this too seriously?
Have you ever heard of the subjunctive tense?bennisboy wrote:
well mr bollux, apart from you most likely stealing the calling me a girls name from Dr Cox in scrubs, the whole phrasing of the sentence would appear to any normal person that you were quite explicity referring to the original poster
Good day.
Why yes I have, but I'm thinking maybe your head is so far up your arse it clouded your judgement of what it actually is somewhat.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Have you ever heard of the subjunctive tense?bennisboy wrote:
well Mr bollux, apart from you most likely stealing the calling me a girls name from Dr Cox in scrubs, the whole phrasing of the sentence would appear to any normal person that you were quite explicitly referring to the original poster
Good day.
Anyway I cant be bothered to waste my time with a clown like you who seems to find it necessary to try to pass everything off as his own in an attempt to secure some e-loving
Wow they are so wrong.
Ive been running Windows XP for over 14 months and i have NEVER crashed. EVER. errors, of coarse, its natural, almost always caused by a users mistake. But people who say microsoft crashed are sheep.
Ive been running Windows XP for over 14 months and i have NEVER crashed. EVER. errors, of coarse, its natural, almost always caused by a users mistake. But people who say microsoft crashed are sheep.
15 more years! 15 more years!
If you have heard of the subjunctive tense, then why are you arguing? You're wasting your own time over hot air, not anything I posted. You misinterpreted my post because of your own grammatical ignorance and continue to argue to fulfill your e-vendetta against me. This reminds of the time Mason4Assassin444 went on a tirade against me because he didn't know what "inane" meant or that it was even a word and misinterpreted my post as a result. You guys get worked up over nothing, and I just sit back and laugh...every time.bennisboy wrote:
Why yes I have, but I'm thinking maybe your head is so far up your arse it clouded your judgement of what it actually is somewhat.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Have you ever heard of the subjunctive tense?bennisboy wrote:
well Mr bollux, apart from you most likely stealing the calling me a girls name from Dr Cox in scrubs, the whole phrasing of the sentence would appear to any normal person that you were quite explicitly referring to the original poster
Good day.
Anyway I cant be bothered to waste my time with a clown like you who seems to find it necessary to try to pass everything off as his own in an attempt to secure some e-loving
Man you really are deluded and have a huge ego if you think I'm actually worked up about anything your saying. Your just another tool on the internet as far as I'm concerned. And you really don't mean enough to me for me to have an e-vendetta against you. Apart from the fact it would be really lame, I would actually need to give a damn about youFancy_Pollux wrote:
If you have heard of the subjunctive tense, then why are you arguing? You're wasting your own time over hot air, not anything I posted. You misinterpreted my post because of your own grammatical ignorance and continue to argue to fulfill your e-vendetta against me. This reminds of the time Mason4Assassin444 went on a tirade against me because he didn't know what "inane" meant or that it was even a word and misinterpreted my post as a result. You guys get worked up over nothing, and I just sit back and laugh...every time.bennisboy wrote:
Why yes I have, but I'm thinking maybe your head is so far up your arse it clouded your judgement of what it actually is somewhat.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Have you ever heard of the subjunctive tense?
Good day.
Anyway I cant be bothered to waste my time with a clown like you who seems to find it necessary to try to pass everything off as his own in an attempt to secure some e-loving
QFT, QFE etc etcJamalen wrote:
This one is amusing, but I first read it back in 1996 or so.. back when people where running Windows95 and NT4..
WindowsXP has kinda killed off the "Microsoft Software is unstable shite" joke a little...
Don't either one of you tools have anything better to argue about than a stupid ass chain e-mail that is older than Moses' grandaddy? Shut the fuck up!bennisboy wrote:
Man you really are deluded and have a huge ego if you think I'm actually worked up about anything your saying. Your just another tool on the internet as far as I'm concerned. And you really don't mean enough to me for me to have an e-vendetta against you. Apart from the fact it would be really lame, I would actually need to give a damn about youFancy_Pollux wrote:
If you have heard of the subjunctive tense, then why are you arguing? You're wasting your own time over hot air, not anything I posted. You misinterpreted my post because of your own grammatical ignorance and continue to argue to fulfill your e-vendetta against me. This reminds of the time Mason4Assassin444 went on a tirade against me because he didn't know what "inane" meant or that it was even a word and misinterpreted my post as a result. You guys get worked up over nothing, and I just sit back and laugh...every time.bennisboy wrote:
Why yes I have, but I'm thinking maybe your head is so far up your arse it clouded your judgement of what it actually is somewhat.
Anyway I cant be bothered to waste my time with a clown like you who seems to find it necessary to try to pass everything off as his own in an attempt to secure some e-loving
The e-mail is humorous. I cracked a smile. That normally doesn't happen while I'm at work.
10. Oh yeah, and last but not least . . . you'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off!
A combined button is better
A combined button is better
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erm actually neither of us were arguing about the original post, it was other posts. Plus what gives you the right to tell us what to do? Dont get involved. Its plainly died out and it had nothing to do with you in the first place so dont get involved.Cougar wrote:
Don't either one of you tools have anything better to argue about than a stupid ass chain e-mail that is older than Moses' grandaddy? Shut the fuck up!bennisboy wrote:
Man you really are deluded and have a huge ego if you think I'm actually worked up about anything your saying. Your just another tool on the internet as far as I'm concerned. And you really don't mean enough to me for me to have an e-vendetta against you. Apart from the fact it would be really lame, I would actually need to give a damn about youFancy_Pollux wrote:
If you have heard of the subjunctive tense, then why are you arguing? You're wasting your own time over hot air, not anything I posted. You misinterpreted my post because of your own grammatical ignorance and continue to argue to fulfill your e-vendetta against me. This reminds of the time Mason4Assassin444 went on a tirade against me because he didn't know what "inane" meant or that it was even a word and misinterpreted my post as a result. You guys get worked up over nothing, and I just sit back and laugh...every time.
The e-mail is humorous. I cracked a smile. That normally doesn't happen while I'm at work.
Yes, yes you are.bennisboy wrote:
erm actually neither of us were arguing about the original post,
Not what, rather who. Who? Why, it's I, and I am telling you to shut the fuck up. Why? Because it's idiots like you that get threads closed for no other reason besides the fact there are two dumbasses arguing about little nothings in it.bennisboy wrote:
Plus what gives you the right to tell us what to do?
Well it has something to do with me now doesn't it? I made a statement and you decided to reply to it, thus involving me in the situation and making it my problem as well.bennisboy wrote:
Dont get involved. Its plainly died out and it had nothing to do with you in the first place so dont get involved.
Don't like it? Call a mod. Be sure to have them delete the garbage that you two wrote above while your at it.
man, wow you gave yourself the right to tell people that you've never even met what to do. Can we say "inflated ego". And nope the argument was about fancy_pollux's post, try learning to read. Yes it does have something to do with you now, because you got involved for no reason other than trying to appear hard by telling us to shut the fuck up over the net. So do us a favour and take your own advice you dick. As for dumbasses arguing about nothing, did you not become one immediately upon getting involved. Logic obviously isn't your strong point.Cougar wrote:
Yes, yes you are.bennisboy wrote:
erm actually neither of us were arguing about the original post,Not what, rather who. Who? Why, it's I, and I am telling you to shut the fuck up. Why? Because it's idiots like you that get threads closed for no other reason besides the fact there are two dumbasses arguing about little nothings in it.bennisboy wrote:
Plus what gives you the right to tell us what to do?Well it has something to do with me now doesn't it? I made a statement and you decided to reply to it, thus involving me in the situation and making it my problem as well.bennisboy wrote:
Dont get involved. Its plainly died out and it had nothing to do with you in the first place so dont get involved.
Don't like it? Call a mod. Be sure to have them delete the garbage that you two wrote above while your at it.
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You do realize this whole ordeal was started because you misinterpreted my post? I've never seen someone get so pissed off over nothing. Stop your whining.bennisboy wrote:
man, wow you gave yourself the right to tell people that you've never even met what to do. Can we say "inflated ego". And nope the argument was about fancy_pollux's post, try learning to read. Yes it does have something to do with you now, because you got involved for no reason other than trying to appear hard by telling us to shut the fuck up over the net. So do us a favour and take your own advice you dick. As for dumbasses arguing about nothing, did you not become one immediately upon getting involved. Logic obviously isn't your strong point.
actually, You mis-phrased your post. TBH I'm not actually stressed, I just find arguing intellectually stimulating. I was actually so chilled out about the whole thing that I was horizontal. If you knew me, you'd know I never get angryFancy_Pollux wrote:
You do realize this whole ordeal was started because you misinterpreted my post? I've never seen someone get so pissed off over nothing. Stop your whining.bennisboy wrote:
man, wow you gave yourself the right to tell people that you've never even met what to do. Can we say "inflated ego". And nope the argument was about fancy_pollux's post, try learning to read. Yes it does have something to do with you now, because you got involved for no reason other than trying to appear hard by telling us to shut the fuck up over the net. So do us a favour and take your own advice you dick. As for dumbasses arguing about nothing, did you not become one immediately upon getting involved. Logic obviously isn't your strong point.