BF2S Forums My noooooobiest moment ever....

dalian plant 2nd pla chopper flag...

i hop in pilot seat, gunner hops in, I do a little crap moving the mouse forth an back while the "engines heat up"... lag... next thing chopper is half fliped over...

in an atempt to straighten up the chopper without hitting the trees i give full power get the chopper up but knock over my gunner (who had bailed before i tried this) so i wanted to land and revive him  as i had almost landed and hit the eject key i somehow got stuck on the mounted mg, the copter bounced off 20meters up and i exited the copter someway a minimum chute hight... so i revive this guy boom chopper falls on our heads and kills us both...

worst thing i've ever seen,  64 player map with only carrier as spawnpoint plane comes over to refit ammo, crashes on deck teamkilling round 10 guys only thing pilot had to say before he got kicked was "lag" lol

calling some smurf a shit gunner and crashing while typing -__-''

MeanMachine77 wrote:

some_random_panda wrote:

I repeatedly pressed my 8 key while dropping and hit the ground hard.

You dont know how often somthing familiar happens to me... FLying on an a map like warlord, missing the ledge of the roof half a meter anfd crashing into the wall... Furiously trying to re-open my chute, hitting "8" and impacting on the ground, getting 15sec of my heavy breathing thru the gasmask...

i pressed f9 today

On Dragon Valley I was PLA over destroying the USMC arty, of course you only have enough C4 to take out 2/3, so I used my last on the third.  Asked the commander for an arty drop... nothing, kept asking, kept asking nothing.  So I start bad mouthing the commander, talking about how lousy he is when I notice I don't see any updates on the left side of the screen.

Hit the TAB key and saw that I was the only PLA still alive.  I felt like an ass!  I'm hiding asking for a supply drop when I should be trying to get to a flag.  I got killed right when I made it to the top of the hill to try to take Vista Point.

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A noob moment I got to take part in recently, was again on Dragon Valley... I was PLA (Spec Ops) and capped the dock.  USMC flies over in a Cobra he sees me takes a couple of shots at me so I run out of the crack in the wall.  I was going to jump into an APC, but I knew if he was a decent pilot he'd take me out with the rockets.  So I waited a little bit and he LANDED THE COBRA RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!  As if that's not enough, the chopper is facing away from me and he jumped into the gunners seat.  I just put my C4 on his tail and put him out of his misery!