1. I get asked "when was the last time you put your car in a garage" joke at least 120 times in just less than an hour. I don't even have 12 friends.
2. I have three dreams about something terrible happening to hummanity every month. I usually dream about me blowing up my friend with a rice cake.
3. I insult myself on a daily basis......... yet I still get pissed off whenever someone makes fun of me for more than 5 times.
4. I work hard, I fail.
I be a lazy ass, I win.
5. I have a feeling that my goldfish will try and kill me one day.
6. Every time I try and listen to my consience, I think of beer.
7. Every day I am in a battle...... to decide wether I should buy an ak-101 or a g36.
8. I look sideways and always see myself 50 years in the future.
9. i think of sniping everyone whenever I have higher gound.
10. I have babysitted for 2 yaers, yet I still have problems changing dipers.]
11. I have shot myself infront of my firend exactly 19 times with a paintball gun to show that I am not a pussy..... yet they still think I am a wuss....
12. I get kicked in my nuts..... it doesn't hurt at all. Yet, whenver someone kicks my knee, I crawl on the floor for the next 12 minutes.
13. I am always confused and hyper.
2. I have three dreams about something terrible happening to hummanity every month. I usually dream about me blowing up my friend with a rice cake.
3. I insult myself on a daily basis......... yet I still get pissed off whenever someone makes fun of me for more than 5 times.
4. I work hard, I fail.
I be a lazy ass, I win.
5. I have a feeling that my goldfish will try and kill me one day.
6. Every time I try and listen to my consience, I think of beer.
7. Every day I am in a battle...... to decide wether I should buy an ak-101 or a g36.
8. I look sideways and always see myself 50 years in the future.
9. i think of sniping everyone whenever I have higher gound.
10. I have babysitted for 2 yaers, yet I still have problems changing dipers.]
11. I have shot myself infront of my firend exactly 19 times with a paintball gun to show that I am not a pussy..... yet they still think I am a wuss....
12. I get kicked in my nuts..... it doesn't hurt at all. Yet, whenver someone kicks my knee, I crawl on the floor for the next 12 minutes.
13. I am always confused and hyper.
Last edited by thtthht (2007-02-20 22:31:00)