I completely snapped today...

2007-02-22 12:19:53

#1

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7094

First, some background. The bathrooms at my school are especially shitty. None of the stalls have locks and they're constantly out of toilet paper. I usually force myself to take a small morning dump just so I can avoid using them. I make it to about 2pm and I literally cannot hold it anymore...I had to use the public stall. So, I'm getting down to business when some asshole decides to situate himself in the stall directly next to mine. I'm already nervous as it is because none of the stalls have locks and the door could come flying open any second. To make matters worse, this fucker is constipated. Here I am half hunched forward with my hand holding the stall door shut and now I have to listen to his grunts and groans. I couldn't take it anymore. I got up, flung open his stall door, yelled "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kicked his ass into the toilet bowl.

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2007-02-22 12:22:23)

2007-02-22 12:21:14

#2

ncc6206: =BIG= BAD AND UGLY; +36|6927

Spartans were gay... look it up.

2007-02-22 12:21:14

#3

Spearhead: Gulf coast redneck hippy; +731|7138|Tampa Bay Florida

lmfao!

2007-02-22 12:22:27

#4

*e6/TheChronic: Member; +21|6929

hahaha
my restrooms in my school are shitty too, people pissing all over the floor next to the urinal, its truly sickening.

2007-02-22 12:22:42

#5

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6973|South Florida

nice nice

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-02-22 12:23:18

#6

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7079|New Hampshire, USA

Fancy... are you even in school anymore?

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/14407/Sig_Pats.jpg

2007-02-22 12:24:54

#7

Red-Eye =]DH[=: Member; +11|6867

When I read the thread title, I was hoping it would not be one on Fancys..

2007-02-22 12:27:41

#8

usmarine2007: Banned; +374|6815|Columbus, Ohio

You people with a fear of public shitting need to join the military.

2007-02-22 12:27:41

#9

=Karma-Kills=: "Don't post while intoxicated."; +356|7032|England

ncc6206 wrote:
Spartans were gay... look it up.

Maybe, but the women seemed fun

Wikipedia Says wrote:
Bisexual relations were commonplace among Spartan women, and it was considered acceptable for married women to have affairs with unmarried girls in their prime... Women, being more independent than in other Greek societies, were able to negotiate with their husbands to bring their lovers into their homes

2007-02-22 12:29:28

#10

commandochristian: Honda - The Power of Dreams; +293|6861|Michigan, USA

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Fancy... are you even in school anymore?

I'm curious as well... and I'm not sure: this story could pass as an original Fancy thread, or it could be a story from the intrawebs... hmmm.... care to enlighten me?

2007-02-22 12:29:36

#11

ncc6206: =BIG= BAD AND UGLY; +36|6927

=Karma-Kills= wrote:
ncc6206 wrote:
Spartans were gay... look it up.
Maybe, but the women seemed fun

Wikipedia Says wrote:
Bisexual relations were commonplace among Spartan women, and it was considered acceptable for married women to have affairs with unmarried girls in their prime... Women, being more independent than in other Greek societies, were able to negotiate with their husbands to bring their lovers into their homes

I read the same article but it states that they allowed their lovers (men) to come into their house to have more children. Its a lot more fun if they brought their girlfriends.... Only one set of hairy legs in the bed please.

2007-02-22 12:31:10

#12

SteikeTa: Member; +153|7196|Norway/Norwegen/ Norge/Noruega

Boring as usual...

2007-02-22 12:32:25

#13

=MCHD= arush5268d: Member; +46|6950|Houston, TX

usmarine2007 wrote:
You people with a fear of public shitting need to join the military.

And people who keep making up lame ass stories about taking shits need to stop.

2007-02-22 12:33:35

#14

topal63: . . .; +533|7166

ncc6206 wrote:
=Karma-Kills= wrote:
ncc6206 wrote:
Spartans were gay... look it up.
Maybe, but the women seemed fun

Wikipedia Says wrote:
Bisexual relations were commonplace among Spartan women, and it was considered acceptable for married women to have affairs with unmarried girls in their prime... Women, being more independent than in other Greek societies, were able to negotiate with their husbands to bring their lovers into their homes
I read the same article but it states that they allowed their lovers (men) to come into their house to have more children. Its a lot more fun if they brought their girlfriends.... Only one set of hairy legs in the bed please.

Are you sure Spartan women even shaved their legs? Seems more like a modern custom. I am thinking probably not their armpits either.

2007-02-22 12:33:50

#15

golgoj4: Member; +51|7222|North Hollywood

ncc6206 wrote:
Spartans were gay... look it up.

But are you gonna call a Spartan a girly man to his face?

2007-02-22 12:34:40

#16

Jackabo: Member; +127|7006|Dublin, Ireland

somehow i don't believe that happened!

2007-02-22 12:35:59

#17

ncc6206: =BIG= BAD AND UGLY; +36|6927

golgoj4 wrote:
ncc6206 wrote:
Spartans were gay... look it up.
But are you gonna call a Spartan a girly man to his face?

Negative on that one!!!!

2007-02-22 12:37:27

#18

[-DER-]Omega: membeR; +188|7275|Lithuania

You mean like this?

http://thisisspartaaa.ytmnd.com/

https://bf3s.com/sigs/fe717ed1eb823c939460a42f15bced7dd0057c51.png

2007-02-22 12:38:00

#19

crimson_grunt: Shitty Disposition (apparently); +214|7102|Teesside, UK

=MCHD= arush5268d wrote:
And people who keep making up lame ass stories about taking shits need to stop.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=64834
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=64796
yep. the others were closed, will this one survive?

2007-02-22 12:39:43

#20

commandochristian: Honda - The Power of Dreams; +293|6861|Michigan, USA

crimson_grunt wrote:
=MCHD= arush5268d wrote:
And people who keep making up lame ass stories about taking shits need to stop.
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=64834
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=64796
yep. the others were closed, will this one survive?

with that in mind might as well throw in a:

inb4close

2007-02-22 12:40:23

#21

=MCHD= arush5268d: Member; +46|6950|Houston, TX

crimson_grunt wrote:
=MCHD= arush5268d wrote:
And people who keep making up lame ass stories about taking shits need to stop.
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=64834
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=64796
yep. the others were closed, will this one survive?

One can only hope not. But if people quit encouraging him....maybe he'd quit with the spam stories.

2007-02-22 12:41:08

#22

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7094

commandochristian wrote:
crimson_grunt wrote:
=MCHD= arush5268d wrote:
And people who keep making up lame ass stories about taking shits need to stop.
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=64834
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=64796
yep. the others were closed, will this one survive?
with that in mind might as well throw in a:

inb4close

The "shit" isn't the point of the story, it is merely the setting. Those locked threads were locked because they are extremely cliche.

2007-02-22 12:42:19

#23

usmarine2007: Banned; +374|6815|Columbus, Ohio

For me to poop on!

https://peoplemoz.com/images/triumph_the_insult_comic_dog.jpg

2007-02-22 12:43:16

#24

=MCHD= arush5268d: Member; +46|6950|Houston, TX

You only made up this fake ass story because you saw the thread earlier about poo.

Seriously...if you're going to make up stories....at least be creative.

2007-02-22 12:44:27

#25

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6911|cuntshitlake

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
commandochristian wrote:
crimson_grunt wrote:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=64834
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=64796
yep. the others were closed, will this one survive?
with that in mind might as well throw in a:

inb4close
The "shit" isn't the point of the story, it is merely the setting. Those locked threads were locked because they are extremely cliche.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=56762

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