Rightyo...
After two days of probably my worst experiences at BF2 to date (signed up the day after it was released in Oz).. im just going to vent my spleen ... call it crying if u will.. but spleen venting sounds so much more masculine.
In no particular order.. here is what has pissed me off soooooooooo much.
1. The fact that some jumping at me with a knife is more likely to kill me, than i am to kill him with an automatic shotgun at close range!! WTF - I saw two entire shell sprays hit him in the chest!!
2. Useless tard pilots in the bombers who seem to forget that they cannot dogfight against a J10!! It just doesnt work people. How about u give me a nice straight run in, so that i can unleash some fiery death on those below - I can guarantee u more kills than you will get trying to mix it up with a dedicated fighter.
3. Bunny hopping noobtubers (for lack of a better term), as well as bunny hopping C4 assbags at Karkand!! Everyone knows about it.. nuff said.
4. The ability of the Havoc cannon to kill me even though it isnt even aimed at me, and the closest impact point is about 10m!!
5. The AK101 - what the hell. I seem to die when someone with this gun looks at me.. I dont mind dying if i cop a couple of shots, and dont react in time, but comeon ppl... noone is so accurate that they can hit u in the head with one shot as you come running round the corner.
6. The number of times that I have been TKd by someone with a jeep at Wake while I wait for a J10 - generally its previous pilot. I admit, i have been guilty of attaching C4 to a friendly jet, then waiting a few minutes before detonating.. but running someone over, who was waiting when u first jumped in the jet, just to get it a second time is sure to give u the shits.
7. Stupid bloody AA - Situation.. Enemy fighter flying straight and level, nil flares observed, about 200m. Nearest friendly aircraft.. about 500m and flaring like a mofo, as well as turning and burning. Who does my missiles go after - u guessed either the friendly fighter, or a friendly helicopter 500m away, behind two ridgelinges, and invisible from my current location. The damn friendly AA missiles seem keener to latch onto their own guys than the enemy - I have seen one turn nearly 100 degrees as it came out of the tube to attack a friendly plane not even in my FOV.
8. Stupid bloody 12 year old commanders, with their pre-pubescent voices, cackling orders over the squad leaders radio, and then deciding that we give a shit about the argument they are having with thier mum about gettting off the computer. That, and their inability to actually act as an effective commander.
9. Squad leaders who refuse to accept your instructions, and then have the gall to ask for new orders, or crack the shits because u dont instantly respond to their requests for arty or a resup!!!! - if you are going to ignore what I say, dont be a dick and keep asking for new orders, and realise that you will be last on the priority list for assistance.. its pretty simple.
I tell u what.. BF2 probably rates up there as one of the best games i have ever played.. however, when its good, its damn good... when its bad.. it absolutely sucks a collostemy bag.
Rant Over.
After two days of probably my worst experiences at BF2 to date (signed up the day after it was released in Oz).. im just going to vent my spleen ... call it crying if u will.. but spleen venting sounds so much more masculine.
In no particular order.. here is what has pissed me off soooooooooo much.
1. The fact that some jumping at me with a knife is more likely to kill me, than i am to kill him with an automatic shotgun at close range!! WTF - I saw two entire shell sprays hit him in the chest!!
2. Useless tard pilots in the bombers who seem to forget that they cannot dogfight against a J10!! It just doesnt work people. How about u give me a nice straight run in, so that i can unleash some fiery death on those below - I can guarantee u more kills than you will get trying to mix it up with a dedicated fighter.
3. Bunny hopping noobtubers (for lack of a better term), as well as bunny hopping C4 assbags at Karkand!! Everyone knows about it.. nuff said.
4. The ability of the Havoc cannon to kill me even though it isnt even aimed at me, and the closest impact point is about 10m!!
5. The AK101 - what the hell. I seem to die when someone with this gun looks at me.. I dont mind dying if i cop a couple of shots, and dont react in time, but comeon ppl... noone is so accurate that they can hit u in the head with one shot as you come running round the corner.
6. The number of times that I have been TKd by someone with a jeep at Wake while I wait for a J10 - generally its previous pilot. I admit, i have been guilty of attaching C4 to a friendly jet, then waiting a few minutes before detonating.. but running someone over, who was waiting when u first jumped in the jet, just to get it a second time is sure to give u the shits.
7. Stupid bloody AA - Situation.. Enemy fighter flying straight and level, nil flares observed, about 200m. Nearest friendly aircraft.. about 500m and flaring like a mofo, as well as turning and burning. Who does my missiles go after - u guessed either the friendly fighter, or a friendly helicopter 500m away, behind two ridgelinges, and invisible from my current location. The damn friendly AA missiles seem keener to latch onto their own guys than the enemy - I have seen one turn nearly 100 degrees as it came out of the tube to attack a friendly plane not even in my FOV.
8. Stupid bloody 12 year old commanders, with their pre-pubescent voices, cackling orders over the squad leaders radio, and then deciding that we give a shit about the argument they are having with thier mum about gettting off the computer. That, and their inability to actually act as an effective commander.
9. Squad leaders who refuse to accept your instructions, and then have the gall to ask for new orders, or crack the shits because u dont instantly respond to their requests for arty or a resup!!!! - if you are going to ignore what I say, dont be a dick and keep asking for new orders, and realise that you will be last on the priority list for assistance.. its pretty simple.
I tell u what.. BF2 probably rates up there as one of the best games i have ever played.. however, when its good, its damn good... when its bad.. it absolutely sucks a collostemy bag.
Rant Over.
