I'll give ya something to cry about (Spawn Camping whoring to the max)

2006-01-08 21:00:12

#1

Berserk_Vampire: Banned; +7|7165

This is what happens when i get into a tank as soon as Karkland starts now this is something you guys can ball you're eyes over and if you were on this sorry im sorry

This is 100% Tank whoring you shoulda say the mec i wasnt paying attention but i saw a few of em yelling in caps one i remember "WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT TANK" lol but they were powerless.

Finall after slaughtering them like this for 3 rounds they learned to place mines and pick anti tank class but i still did pretty good and i saw there mines and then i just went to the square circled around with apc and shot all of em haha take that you overweight nerds HAHA.

I wonder how many people i made angry / smash there mouse against the wall.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/Two_Handed_Sword/Tank_Whore.jpg

2006-01-08 21:05:44

#2

FourStars: Member; +1|7216|Australia

looks like JZA80MAN score himself a purple heart

2006-01-08 22:49:33

#3

Esker: Member; +1|7204

The opposite team only had 5 players with a positive K/D ratio...

I'm no expert but I don't think you were playing against a really good team there.

2006-01-08 22:57:54

#4

Berserk_Vampire: Banned; +7|7165

I dont think so either they didnt really do anything after 3 rounds then they really started working together i guess they got fed up with my tanking whoring.

The pic is hard to read but thats 55 kills if any one is wondering thats the highest i've ever done.

I just went back and forth from the spawns and i killed them before they even got to move some of them snuck by but with the radar i took em all out.

lol @ running over 3 people at the same time with apc and they were all spec ops holding c4.

2006-01-08 23:04:17

#5

ScreamingJay: Member; +1|7222

Gawd, I am usually stuck on that opposing team, watching as all my squad mates run out into the middle of the street and get run over. The commander probably wasn't giving orders or using UAV/Arty, either. When I get on pubs like that I usually only stick around for 2 rounds before i give up and try to find a VOIP server.

2006-01-09 01:10:40

#6

TehSeraphim: Thread Ender; +58|7201|New Hampshire

Firstly, you posted in the wrong section. This should definitely be posted under the "BF2 Chatter" section, because I cannot identify any complaint in your post.

Secondly - I would like to be the first to congratulate you on slaughtering a team of people who's ranks are definitely not shining...lemme break it down.

2 Sergeant Majors (with SPMs of 1.88 and 1.28 respectively...)
4 Corporals
1 Lance Corporal
1 Master Sergeant (whos fave weapon is a noob tube and has an SPM of a pitiful 1.25...close to the Serg. Maj tho =/)
3 Gunny Sergeants
1 Private
1 Sergeant

(7 of which I couldn't even find global stats for - could either be from having less than 100 points or I just can't find them...who knows)

Only ONE of these people have an SPM of over 1.5...only TWO of these people have an SPM of over 1.4...most of them are around 1.0 or 1.1...

So let me again stroke your ego and congratulate you on completely OWNING a bunch of kids who are completely terrible. Kudos.

*golf clap*

2006-01-09 03:06:23

#7

LoS-Infinity: Member; +4|7235

wow that was alot of time wasted

2006-01-09 03:08:30

#8

Greenie_Beazinie: Aussie Outlaw; +8|7290

TehSeraphim wrote:
Firstly, you posted in the wrong section. This should definitely be posted under the "BF2 Chatter" section, because I cannot identify any complaint in your post.

Secondly - I would like to be the first to congratulate you on slaughtering a team of people who's ranks are definitely not shining...lemme break it down.

2 Sergeant Majors (with SPMs of 1.88 and 1.28 respectively...)
4 Corporals
1 Lance Corporal
1 Master Sergeant (whos fave weapon is a noob tube and has an SPM of a pitiful 1.25...close to the Serg. Maj tho =/)
3 Gunny Sergeants
1 Private
1 Sergeant

(7 of which I couldn't even find global stats for - could either be from having less than 100 points or I just can't find them...who knows)

Only ONE of these people have an SPM of over 1.5...only TWO of these people have an SPM of over 1.4...most of them are around 1.0 or 1.1...

So let me again stroke your ego and congratulate you on completely OWNING a bunch of kids who are completely terrible. Kudos.

*golf clap*

LOL, man yo, ehh.. hmm :S

2006-01-09 14:30:43

#9

Berserk_Vampire: Banned; +7|7165

TehSeraphim wrote:
Firstly, you posted in the wrong section. This should definitely be posted under the "BF2 Chatter" section, because I cannot identify any complaint in your post.

Secondly - I would like to be the first to congratulate you on slaughtering a team of people who's ranks are definitely not shining...lemme break it down.

2 Sergeant Majors (with SPMs of 1.88 and 1.28 respectively...)
4 Corporals
1 Lance Corporal
1 Master Sergeant (whos fave weapon is a noob tube and has an SPM of a pitiful 1.25...close to the Serg. Maj tho =/)
3 Gunny Sergeants
1 Private
1 Sergeant

(7 of which I couldn't even find global stats for - could either be from having less than 100 points or I just can't find them...who knows)

Only ONE of these people have an SPM of over 1.5...only TWO of these people have an SPM of over 1.4...most of them are around 1.0 or 1.1...

So let me again stroke your ego and congratulate you on completely OWNING a bunch of kids who are completely terrible. Kudos.

*golf clap*

Dont be jealous cause you've never got this many kills.

2006-01-09 17:56:30

#10

TehSeraphim: Thread Ender; +58|7201|New Hampshire

LMAO

Kill streak of 46 - most played kits are medic and engineer - I don't aim for kills I aim for teampoints.

Besides that fact, I don't really give a shit whether or not I get that many kills - I wouldn't go on forums and post in the wrong section about how I owned kids with little to no skill. Again, congratulations, you have won the award of biggest tool on BF2S forums.

2006-01-09 19:33:12

#11

Berserk_Vampire: Banned; +7|7165

Alright lets calm down there easy on the "im hardcore i play battlefield 2 and im overweight" just a little bit

2006-01-09 19:36:48

#12

VeNg3nCe^: ¦Tactics Øver Principles¦; +314|7183|Antarctica

TehSeraphim wrote:
Firstly, you posted in the wrong section. This should definitely be posted under the "BF2 Chatter" section, because I cannot identify any complaint in your post.

Secondly - I would like to be the first to congratulate you on slaughtering a team of people who's ranks are definitely not shining...lemme break it down.

2 Sergeant Majors (with SPMs of 1.88 and 1.28 respectively...)
4 Corporals
1 Lance Corporal
1 Master Sergeant (whos fave weapon is a noob tube and has an SPM of a pitiful 1.25...close to the Serg. Maj tho =/)
3 Gunny Sergeants
1 Private
1 Sergeant

(7 of which I couldn't even find global stats for - could either be from having less than 100 points or I just can't find them...who knows)

Only ONE of these people have an SPM of over 1.5...only TWO of these people have an SPM of over 1.4...most of them are around 1.0 or 1.1...

So let me again stroke your ego and congratulate you on completely OWNING a bunch of kids who are completely terrible. Kudos.

*golf clap*

What server was that? ;-)

2006-01-09 19:42:16

#13

freebirdpat: Base Rapist; +5|7230

I don't know about anyone else here, but when I play a round where I net 125 global points, I get a little excited too....

2006-01-09 19:45:34

#14

Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|7169|Calgary

Damn, and I missed it, had (EASY) knife badge all over it.......lol

2006-01-10 09:23:49

#15

||bfa||variable: Member; +0|7181

I'm not sure how to accurately express how unimpressed I am.

2006-01-10 15:57:05

#16

Whitegreek: Sniping with the pistol...; +4|7323

Dear retards, spawn camping is a battle strategy just like flanking the enemy or camping in CSS, they all have thier place.

You don't hear Kurds complaining when Suddam gassed and bombed thier only village? (Well you can't becuase most of them are dead but that's besides the point)

If you suck that much that your pushed back to one base then your not able to think of an effective strategy just to survive then you deserve to be shot.

I love this forum!

2006-01-11 01:59:13

#17

Pineapple_Pez: Member; +2|7221

vampire as a fetish for overweight people

2006-01-11 04:34:51

#18

Berserk_Vampire: Banned; +7|7165

Pineapple_Pez wrote:
vampire as a fetish for overweight people

No its the other way around im just pointing out the obvious with most people being overweight and i just wanna make sure they know that so they end up killing themselves in the process

2006-01-11 13:07:10

#19

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7286|Marathon, Florida Keys

tank hoes like you are the reason i dont play karkand anymore.

https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg

2006-01-11 13:37:34

#20

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7197|California

nice whore, what do you charge ;P

2006-01-11 14:16:40

#21

[FIS]-Thor: Member; +0|7220|Vienna- Austria

Berserk_Vampire wrote:
Dont be jealous cause you've never got this many kills.

i wouldnt say this to a guy with SPM 2.33

also half of UR kills are in armor... and most normal weapon kills are just 200 or so.. i still think seraphim got more skill.

Last edited by [FIS]-Thor (2006-01-11 14:21:07)

2006-01-12 23:09:03

#22

TehSeraphim: Thread Ender; +58|7201|New Hampshire

Haha - I do believe you were pwned by the forum readers.

2006-01-13 04:34:37

#23

Octavarium: Member; +1|7187

I am proud that my max score of 106 was entirely from infantry work on Sharqi - I think I must have been against noobs because the helicopters and tanks were just nowhere that round.

My secret shame is that last night I heli and tank whored my way to 2 golds on wake last night :-(

2006-01-13 04:36:21

#24

Octavarium: Member; +1|7187

Actually that last part was lie - one of them was a round of heli and tanks, one was far far closer - 1 point difference to be precise - all from sniping.

Again the server was full of noobs though, like a guy who gave me a lift in a hummer and crashed so much on the way that it was smoking when we reached the flag!!! lol

2006-01-13 08:41:02

#25

StokoE: Losers-Server; +51|7317|UK

Berserk_Vampire wrote:
Pineapple_Pez wrote:
vampire as a fetish for overweight people
No its the other way around im just pointing out the obvious with most people being overweight and i just wanna make sure they know that so they end up killing themselves in the process

says you, u fat canadian cunt..

Get a life you 12 year old.. next thing you know your mum will be running off with a fat guy taking it up the shitter..

P.S your stats are mank

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