What mouse should I get?

2007-02-28 21:49:26

#1

Donald O' Brien: Member; +104|7167

I’m looking to buy a new mouse, and I need your help deciding on the best one.

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My first option is your standard Egyptian Spiny mouse.

Advantages: easy going pets, do not smell
Disadvantages: high risk of obesity

https://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l317/birdhairboy/spinymouse.jpg

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The second mouse I’m considering is the Zebra mouse.

Advantages: often considered charming, are able to jump 2 feet if startled
Disadvantages: unable to eat salted meats, tail can shed off and will not grow back,
must be kept warm (they are desert mice)

https://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l317/birdhairboy/zebramouse.jpg

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My final option is the exotic Deer mouse.

Advantages: can reportedly sing (proof)
Disadvantages: none known to man

https://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l317/birdhairboy/deermouse.jpg

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So, as you can see I have a very hard decision ahead of me, and I would really appreciate any help.

2007-02-28 21:51:46

#2

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|7102|Montreal, Qc, Canada

i say go for this mouse is the best one i know :

http://www.cooling-station.net/artikel/ … _g5/31.jpg

2007-02-28 21:54:07

#3

Donald O' Brien: Member; +104|7167

Andoura wrote:
i say go for this mouse is the best one i know :

http://www.cooling-station.net/artikel/ … _g5/31.jpg

How much does that mouse eat? I'll keep that one in mind, thanks for the help!

2007-02-28 21:55:17

#4

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6902|King Of The Islands

None of those support USB?

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2007-02-28 21:56:47

#5

Donald O' Brien: Member; +104|7167

Cheez wrote:
None of those support USB?

Good point, I should've researched that.

2007-02-28 22:01:03

#6

Kamikaze17: Over the line!; +70|7212|Mark it zero.

The first one... and get it as obese as possible

Or the last one. The second one you probably wouldnt be able to take out of a warm cage, unless if its warm in your house.

2007-02-28 22:10:56

#7

Sneaky.Russian: Random Hero; +119|6785|Australia QLD

As long as it has more than 5 buttons.

2007-02-28 22:19:08

#8

Donald O' Brien: Member; +104|7167

Sneaky.Russian wrote:
As long as it has more than 5 buttons.

So you're pretty much saying I need to go with the Zebra mouse. That's probably a wise choice.

2007-02-28 22:30:22

#9

Sneaky.Russian: Random Hero; +119|6785|Australia QLD

Donald O' Brien wrote:
Sneaky.Russian wrote:
As long as it has more than 5 buttons.
So you're pretty much saying I need to go with the Zebra mouse. That's probably a wise choice.

To be honest, i was going to recommend the striped one before i broke out the [/sarcasm].
They seem cool and they have funny eye's.

2007-02-28 22:50:21

#10

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7109

2nd one it seems as if it can blend with the furniture.

2007-03-01 02:30:40

#11

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7137|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Dont get the Erotic Deer Mouse as if it pops it clogs suddenly (you blew too much ganja smoke in its lil face) you may have trouble replacing it before; either a younger bruva or sister notices or your own kid notices it.

On a lighter note: I was going out with this girl for a while and her "snatch" resembled the Ear off the Egypitan Spiney Mouse. Now I know where the saying comes from.

2007-03-01 13:38:28

#12

Donald O' Brien: Member; +104|7167

1927 wrote:
Dont get the Erotic Deer Mouse as if it pops it clogs suddenly (you blew too much ganja smoke in its lil face) you may have trouble replacing it before; either a younger bruva or sister notices or your own kid notices it.

On a lighter note: I was going out with this girl for a while and her "snatch" resembled the Ear off the Egypitan Spiney Mouse. Now I know where the saying comes from.

If a former girl of mine's snatch looked the ear of the Egyptian Spiny mouse, I would choose that mouse hands down. Unfortunately, that's not the case and I still can't decide. Thanks, though!

Edit: Were you high when you wrote that?

Last edited by Donald O' Brien (2007-03-01 13:39:06)

2007-03-01 13:44:29

#13

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7142|In You Endo- Stoke

Crikey i wouldn't like to have a missuswith a snatch like a mouse's ear blimey.

Is would be like a clown's pocket.

I would go for the zebra mouse can't complain at its handy camo.

2007-03-01 13:44:59

#14

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7154|Devon, England

Ha, you're a funny guy...

I would choose the second. Seems it becomes wireless after a while...

2007-03-01 13:51:16

#15

bennisboy: Member; +829|7110|Poundland

Get the singing one

2007-03-01 14:08:02

#16

Donald O' Brien: Member; +104|7167

FFLink13 wrote:
I would choose the second. Seems it becomes wireless after a while...

Excellent observation! I'm so glad I asked you guys, else I would have made a hasty(and perhaps highly regrettable) decision.

2007-03-01 16:09:58

#17

1927(h): Guest

Donald O' Brien wrote:
1927 wrote:
Dont get the Erotic Deer Mouse as if it pops it clogs suddenly (you blew too much ganja smoke in its lil face) you may have trouble replacing it before; either a younger bruva or sister notices or your own kid notices it.

On a lighter note: I was going out with this girl for a while and her "snatch" resembled the Ear off the Egypitan Spiney Mouse. Now I know where the saying comes from.
If a former girl of mine's snatch looked the ear of the Egyptian Spiny mouse, I would choose that mouse hands down. Unfortunately, that's not the case and I still can't decide. Thanks, though!

Edit: Were you high when you wrote that?

No I wasnt but I have given blowbacks (blowing smoke in the face) of Bluey the budgie and it the drag it took was too harsh and it flopped and died.

Talking of drag's

I call my dog cigarette cos it's got no legs, I take it out for a drag everynight.

Thats just a joke.

My dog is 14 months old, Black Staff (bitch, currently bleeding all over the place, time of the month thingy) her name is Rizla.

2007-03-01 16:13:22

#18

1927(h): Guest

{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Crikey i wouldn't like to have a missuswith a snatch like a mouse's ear blimey.

Is would be like a clown's pocket.

I would go for the zebra mouse can't complain at its handy camo.

Whats worse than a mouses ear? A wizards sleave perhaps?

2007-03-01 16:21:56

#19

misfire00: Lead Magnet; +26|7245|Charleston SC - USA

1927(h) wrote:
{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Crikey i wouldn't like to have a missuswith a snatch like a mouse's ear blimey.

Is would be like a clown's pocket.

I would go for the zebra mouse can't complain at its handy camo.
Whats worse than a mouses ear? A wizards sleave perhaps?

Newt claws and bat droppings. They make a vile potion.

2007-03-01 16:23:41

#20

Liberal-Sl@yer: Certified BF2S Asshole; +131|6920|The edge of sanity

The first as it is easy to keep a mouse from going obese by attention to diet and exersice of the mouse.

2007-03-01 16:46:31

#21

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7142|In You Endo- Stoke

1927(h) wrote:
{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Crikey i wouldn't like to have a missuswith a snatch like a mouse's ear blimey.

Is would be like a clown's pocket.

I would go for the zebra mouse can't complain at its handy camo.
Whats worse than a mouses ear? A wizards sleave perhaps?

Yeah i think a ripped wellie hits the spot.

LOL loving the "drag dog joke"

2007-03-01 16:48:10

#22

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7307|Alberta, Canada

Deer mouse, or Egyptian one.
Or both.

A fat mouse with a singing mouse, wicked.

Pwns the razorbacks.

2007-03-01 16:54:12

#23

GR34: Member; +215|7009|ALBERTA> CANADA

LOL i thaught this thread was about ginnia pigs and miseses lik that

2007-03-01 18:54:01

#24

Donald O' Brien: Member; +104|7167

ryan_14 wrote:
Deer mouse, or Egyptian one.
Or both.

A fat mouse with a singing mouse, wicked.

Pwns the razorbacks.

I get paid this week...maybe I could afford to buy both mice you mentioned.

2007-03-01 20:41:40

#25

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7243|Great Brown North

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Andoura wrote:

Cheez wrote:

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Donald O' Brien wrote:

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1927 wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

Donald O' Brien wrote:

1927 wrote:

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

1927(h) wrote:

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