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As an medic, i ran in to a teammates body to revive him , but there was an enemy body there as well so this happend :

I jump, dive with my defibs out..at the same time around the corner the enemy medic does the same so....it goes ''ZZZAAP''  'you killed blablabla (Defib)' my first defib kill i had to laugh so bad

i took out a whole squad of noobs on wake island with two rockets and and MP5, they were all such easy targets!!!

One day i threw 200 Flashbangs in one round

i were in  mashtuur and shot in direction of a white flag where there obviously was some enemies and i hit hime with G3 while he was in vodniks gunner seat in the other side of the map

Pulled up from a straffing run on wake island...... into a fully loaded BHawk

Makes me sad!

Hitting any supply crate when flying anything is also fairly saddening

haha, mongrel in a flanker (the mec fighter) kept buzzing me while I was in a cobra on clean sweep over the main mec airfield, so on his 5th pass at me, i spun to face him n spammed all 14 hyrda rockets at him, pumped flares n barrel rolled to the side. The poor bugger copt a full load of hydras straight into his face, "splash one bandit!"

Esker wrote:

Are you some kind of walking questionaire?

yes i am

Well 2 days ago I was flying back to the USMC carrier in an F-35B, and mid-air, nothing around, not being shot at or anything, I just blew up.

Torin[MUCUS] is no more.

Go figure.

sniper karkand playing as mec was commander - so im on top of the square roof minding my own buissenes bloke comes up the ladder knifed him, about 16 usmc come to cap the flag chucked hand grened wiped them all out! put claymore on ladder to stop n00bs trying to knife me boom claymore goes off wipes out a USMC n00b set my self up started snipnig took out 6 infrantry next thing i know there all in humvees in a apc and tanks none are on foot so i whip out the M95 and shoot the humvee killed the driver they all bail killed all passengers lol same thing with next humvee now im thinking this is my day didnt see the apc and got shot to shit respawned at market as spec ops - run up to this apc (not knowing it was fully loaded C4'd it, by this time im beeing called a hacker got killed by a tank respawned as enginere layed mines around the square next thing boom wiped out another apc fully loaded, then a tank by this time im thinking yes the best round of my life resigned as commander as i wasnt doing a good job, so now im thinking these guys are n00bs go for vet knife and knife the same poor bastard 7times (bastardzan his nick was my fave enemy check me stats) carry on knifing the whole round got 17 knife kills over all my round score was 154 my best round score and that has to be the best round of my life ever nothing has ever happened since and this was all on boxing day lol all the new 12yr olds that just got the game 4 xmas lol n00bs if you where in that round sorry lol but your a n00b although one bloke was a sergent major all the usmc finished on minus points lol as they just teamkilled each other i loved it i long for the next round like that

Songhua Stalemate. Chinese flag below the main, down the hill a bit. I rolled my Jeep, and it landed next to a cargo container. However, it landed on it's side, and pinned me to the side of the container. I couldn't jump, and was out of grenades. I basically had to sit there and wait for someone to kill me. It was weird, and sucked.

i got killed by flying my cobra  over an arty cannon firing and it blew my chopper up

I was capturing the City Entrance CP in Sharqi using the mounted mg to get rid of guys spawning at the opposite roof. all of a sudden our commander drops me some supplies and the crate lands right on top of me. it didn't kill me, but landed exactly by the sandbags so i was kind of standing "inside" the crate holding onto the mg. i couldn't let go or do anything, i was just caught. i first tried to wait for someone to come kill me, but quickly gave up and pushed that damned suicide-button.