Obviously I've been playing Battlefield incorrectly for these past few months. I did think that the objective of this game would probably be to win the battle through superior teamwork and strategy etc. I've come to the conclusion that I'm obviously an idiot, and will attempt to set out a guide for all you new players so that you might be able to play properly in the future.
General: The main objective of Battlefield 2 is to punish as many people for team kills as possible and try to achieve the least negative score.
Commander: The objective of playing as a commander is to get free points and generally make things easier for yourself to single-handedly win the Internet. Its is in no way expected of you to aid you team in any way apart from single-handedly destroying the world and everything in it in your APC, which is now invincible as you have all the repair you could ever ask for.
Engineer: The objective of this kit is for it not to be played, as everyone is so busy playing infantry only. This kit was only set up to keep the human race alive in an eternally recurring paradox.
Sniper: The objective as far as this kit is concerned is twofold: Firstly, you must form a squad entirely consisting of snipers and all sit in a bush on the other side of the battlefield capping a flag that no- one ever spawns at ever because its in a different server. Secondly, you are the only person allowed to fly a helicopter. You must use it to get to the flag in the other server.
Medic: Your objective is to whore points, and to revive people in front of phalanx guns so they die and you get some more points and so they die and so on until the end of time.
Spec Ops: The goal of a spec ops member is to simply create as big a pile of c4 in one place as he possible can, and then wait for someone to walk near it. Once they do you can blow it up. And your life will be fulfilled, and you won't have to worry about not being able to approach a girl without shouting 1337 speak at her.
Assault: You have one task. To run in a straight line into friendly nade fire and try to obtain the highest score on your team by punishing everyone else into oblivion. Its not your fault that you're an idiot.
Anti- Tank: The rocket launcher was specifically developed as an anti sniper weapon. The phrase anti- tank is a bug in EA's game that hasn't been remedied yet.
Support: You play as the brother-in-arms of the assault class. Wherever he goes, you go to resupply him on some more grenades to walk into.
I hope this clears a few things up.
General: The main objective of Battlefield 2 is to punish as many people for team kills as possible and try to achieve the least negative score.
Commander: The objective of playing as a commander is to get free points and generally make things easier for yourself to single-handedly win the Internet. Its is in no way expected of you to aid you team in any way apart from single-handedly destroying the world and everything in it in your APC, which is now invincible as you have all the repair you could ever ask for.
Engineer: The objective of this kit is for it not to be played, as everyone is so busy playing infantry only. This kit was only set up to keep the human race alive in an eternally recurring paradox.
Sniper: The objective as far as this kit is concerned is twofold: Firstly, you must form a squad entirely consisting of snipers and all sit in a bush on the other side of the battlefield capping a flag that no- one ever spawns at ever because its in a different server. Secondly, you are the only person allowed to fly a helicopter. You must use it to get to the flag in the other server.
Medic: Your objective is to whore points, and to revive people in front of phalanx guns so they die and you get some more points and so they die and so on until the end of time.
Spec Ops: The goal of a spec ops member is to simply create as big a pile of c4 in one place as he possible can, and then wait for someone to walk near it. Once they do you can blow it up. And your life will be fulfilled, and you won't have to worry about not being able to approach a girl without shouting 1337 speak at her.
Assault: You have one task. To run in a straight line into friendly nade fire and try to obtain the highest score on your team by punishing everyone else into oblivion. Its not your fault that you're an idiot.
Anti- Tank: The rocket launcher was specifically developed as an anti sniper weapon. The phrase anti- tank is a bug in EA's game that hasn't been remedied yet.
Support: You play as the brother-in-arms of the assault class. Wherever he goes, you go to resupply him on some more grenades to walk into.
I hope this clears a few things up.
