Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7224|Noizyland

A Neologism is what you get by taking a word from the dictionary, altering it in some small way, (adding a letter, subtracting a letter, changing a letter,) to come up with a completely new word with a new meaning, (made up of course.)

Here are some examples.

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Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops brigh ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunatly, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy (v.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.

Cashtration (v.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinate period.

Giraffiti (n.): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm (n.): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte (v.): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late

Hipatitis (n.): Terminal coolness

Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease

Karmageddon (n.): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

Glibido (v.): All talk and no action

Dopeler Effect (n.): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Intaxication (v.): Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Anarcholeptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed after accidentally walking through a spider web.

Beezelbug (n.): satan in the form of a Mosquito tha gets i your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Tatyr (n.): A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.

Reintarnation (v.): Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you are eating.

And my personal favourite, (something of which we have many here at Bf2s.com,)

Ignoranus (n.): Someone who is both stupid and an arsehole.
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Make your own!
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DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7081|Finland

I think this one qualifies? Also available on urbandictionary.com!

Dawnloading (v.): Letting your PC run overnight to download copious amounts of erotic entertainment so that you can whack it at sunrise.
I need around tree fiddy.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6855|NSW, Australia

duck:when your a kiwi ;P
Sneaky.Russian
Random Hero
+119|6771|Australia QLD
Cheesu : The Cheese in burgers that is unstable and may fall out whilst you are reading a newspaper or playing your PSP at the take away restaurants. Causing mess and cheese stains on whatever it lands on.
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7171|Sydney, Australia
I'll come up with some soon...

In the mean time, I'll use some of these for my MSN display name.
apollo_fi
The Flying Kalakukko.
+94|6980|The lunar module
Cheezus (n.): Battery powered, multicolour-blinky-light plastic crucifix.
Breastaurant (n.): Hooters.

Last edited by apollo_fi (2007-03-05 03:35:52)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7123|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Soxy : Someone who wears socks whilst making love.

Munter : A girl who is both fat and ugly (same for Fugly)
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7206|Scotland

1927 wrote:

Soxy : Someone who wears socks whilst making love.

Munter : A girl who is both fat and ugly (same for Fugly)
You have to make up your own words, not steal them. Munter is already a widely common word in Scotland and many parts of Britain.
topal63
. . .
+533|7168
Puthark: It is a large amount of soil made primarily (and scientifically unexplainably) of animal fecal matter deposited on the top of a mountain (note: a Puthark has never been found).

Blymptom: The ability of a large-person to cause an immediate feeling of claustrophobia; or alter the psychology of others; the moment he / she enters an elevator.

Fincomplete: This is work related or related to a work environment. It is common to say something is finished when caught off guard by a boss, manager or supervisor, when in fact it isn’t. This is when something is really really really done - no really I mean it is done - this time.

Pronounciation: The ability to use pronouns when referring to the self. This is of course contrasted by the inability of a egoist to use a pronoun, and speaks of the self in third person form: Un-pronounciation.

Ranslation: The translation of fear to the rapid desire to flee.

Nubstitute: This happens when a team-mate has to leave and is replaced by some unknown noob.

Last edited by topal63 (2007-03-05 10:49:28)

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