BF2S Forums Children know it best

Timo, 6 years wrote:

If you get raised well, you became a nice person. If you get raised badly, you have lots of fun.

Anna, 9 years wrote:

Sometimes after a celebration you get another holiday. Nobody really knows why it is gotten, but then people are just happy and on holiday and don't ask stupid questions.

Tuomas, 7 years wrote:

In the Crusifix you can hang Christmas tree balls, so that Jesus can have fun and he can hang in a good company.

Sanna, 6 years wrote:

Josef wasn't the father of Jesus. There was something going on with a donkey, but I can't remember what..

Kauko, 8 years wrote:

Jesus died at Good Friday. When he lived, he always hurried hes disciples, but when he was dead, the disciples lied down. That's why it is called Good Friday. They cried, but it was also comfortable that they could lay themselves down a bit.

Keijo, 8 years wrote:

Jesus didn't have a wallet, because he didn't have pockets. Dipers only all the time. And the something really bad happened.

Paula, 8 years wrote:

It is odd how little you achieve if you quit trying.

Lauri, 6 years wrote:

If everyone gets home in time, we will have a family dinner. Otherwise it's often only TV soup.

Eero, 7 years wrote:

The priest asks if you want to marry the person next to you, or rather somebody else. Most of the time there is no one else, so you answer yes.

Siiri, 7 years wrote:

Common-law marriage and marriage are almos the same thing except that the one is voluntary and the another is involuntary.

Maija, 7 years wrote:

I don't want children. I'm arguing enough with my dolls already. It'd be better to get a used animal from the animal placement board.

Anne, 7 years wrote:

Equality means that father and mother produce kids together. In the old days only mom fed the children while dad was walking back and forth to the bank .

Saara, 7 years wrote:

My eyes are heritage from my dad and my hair is from mom. My quilted jacket is heritage from my neigbour.

Heikki, 6 years wrote:

In your family you can say what you think and you don't have to be afraid that someone else would think the same way.

Kaisa, 8 years wrote:

The president has to know how to shake hands, so that he/she can always say: "Thank you for being my country!"

Olli, 6 years wrote:

Political organ is for example the spleen of the prime minister.

Axel, 9 years wrote:

When you grow old, it becomes harder and harder to move your limbs and see the difference between them.

Victor, 7 years wrote:

You understand that you have become old when you can't walk as far as you should.

Pelle, 6 years wrote:

The old people's home is like a kennel for old people. Families can leave their elders there, if they go on a holiday, or if they want to be in peace. Only difference is that the elders aren't put in straps there.

Lars-Erik, 7 years wrote:

There are plenty of things you can't do in an old people's home. They aren't allowed to skate there, nor chew gum, or wear checkered jogging suits.

Siri, 7 years wrote:

In an old people's home it smells like dinner in the corridors and like god in the edges.

Tone, 7 years wrote:

Old aunties willingly watch naked men, they just don't admit it when you ask.

Håkan, 7 years wrote:

Although old aunties can have huge establishments, the milk producement has fully ended.

Björn, 7 years wrote:

Women have curves, but men have briefcases

Petter, 9 years wrote:

Elder people can't have children. Their ovaries have ended besides men have a prosthesis problem.

Martina, 6 years wrote:

Caesarean section means that the baby comes out from an emergency exit.

Anton, 4 years wrote:

The most important part of the human body is nose, because it is in the middle of the face.

Johan, 6 years wrote:

Almost everyone has brain. A little stupid people have chicken brain.

Nina, 5 years wrote:

People have brain so that the hair would stick in their head better.

Harald, 7 years wrote:

If you don't have nerves, you can work better and you have time to to more things.

Anders, 8 years wrote:

Rurals are like a different race, just like plumbers and parents.

Ola, 5 years wrote:

Rurals become happy immediately when they smell shit.

Antti, 5 years wrote:

Trees exist so that it wouldn't be so empty outside

Therese, 5 years wrote:

In the old times rurals had tyrannosaurs, and lizards in their cow-houses

Mats, 7 years wrote:

The king arranges parties and invites friends and celebrities there. He likes his relatives and he also likes the celebrities a little, but he threatens them a little, so that they pay him money. It's called taxes.

Roope, 6 years wrote:

If you got no money, many begin to be poor.

Anna, 5 years wrote:

Banks give people money, but my dad gets money from work.

Christel, 5 years wrote:

In Africa the cows eat bananas, but if they are apes, they live in primeval forests and pick fleas.

Allan, 5 years wrote:

The cows that run the most, and shake their udders, make yoghurt.

Hans, 6 years wrote:

The chicken that can walk wherever they want, produce better eggs, because they don't have to keep chicken net in their heads.