antin0de
Member
+44|7108|SL,UT
They're way too heavy for me to step over something so short as a railroad track.  Fuck, it's 2142, why do we still even have railroads?  I thought we'd have developed freight teleporting technology by now.  I mean, shit, we got these pods that let us drop from hundreds of feet up without feeling a thing (except for the initial launch... I scream every time!).

Sorry, got off on a tangent there.  Anyway, I think I need to find some lighter boots.  Too often I find myself unable to sprint in the heat of battle because I had to jump over a 6" piece of debris.  Damn you, future Doc Martens!  Some douche with a Turcotte SMG got me again, no thanks to you!  Anyone know where I can find the Boots of Stepping Over Things?
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6967|Milkystania, yurop
Why are you bashing railroads? my train likes railroads........ back on topic bummer dude
Mr.Casual
p-n*|3eergogglz
+136|6950|Minnesota eh
haha....
stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6920|Sheffield-England
Thats 2142 for you
kachunkachunk
Member
+8|6830|Ontario
Yikes, I suppose I'd be best off avoiding those 'boots.'
Wearing cement blocks over my feet may be lighter.
CoconutBlitz
I've had the diarrheas since Easters
+145|7030|California U.S.A

antin0de wrote:

They're way too heavy for me to step over something so short as a railroad track.  Fuck, it's 2142, why do we still even have railroads?  I thought we'd have developed freight teleporting technology by now.  I mean, shit, we got these pods that let us drop from hundreds of feet up without feeling a thing (except for the initial launch... I scream every time!).

Sorry, got off on a tangent there.  Anyway, I think I need to find some lighter boots.  Too often I find myself unable to sprint in the heat of battle because I had to jump over a 6" piece of debris.  Damn you, future Doc Martens!  Some douche with a Turcotte SMG got me again, no thanks to you!  Anyone know where I can find the Boots of Stepping Over Things?
The "Boots of Stepping Over Things" Ahahahahahahah that is a multi-game-genre piece o comedy. I think Liv Tyler's character had those boots in LOTR trilogy, along with her "Blouse of Giving Me a Boner".

Maybe though it's not so much the boots are heavy just that with all the snow and ice your character simply put on too many sock layers?

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