Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7214

Okay, here's the scenario. You're at your boss' house for dinner with your wife and him and his wife. You're hoping to get to the subject of that raise during dessert. After the main course dishes are taken away, you feel bowel movements and you excuse yourself to find the closest bathroom. You get in, drop your pants and let out a satisfying and messy Type 6. You wipe up, flush the toilet and then you feel another movement so you quickly plop back down and let out more, staining your ass pretty bad. And you reach for toilet paper.

But, yeah, you guessed it, there's none left.

You search the cupboards, nothing.

What do you do?

A) Shout for your boss and ask him to get you a roll, even though there was half a roll when you got in.
B) Use your boxers, then flush them down and go commando.
C) Use your boss' wife's hand-embroidered hand towel with John 3:16 sewed onto it.
D) Nothing, and hope you can last the next couple hours before you get home.



And no, there is no E) take out your laptop with wireless and ask bf2s.
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6970|Adelaide, South Australia

Two questions: Is there a sink? and Do I have my wallet?

If there is a sink: Wipe arse with boxers, wash and wring boxers, put them back on backwards. (I'd rather a damp crotch than have to sit in water the rest of the night)

If I have my wallet: Use the two tissues that I always keep.

Otherwise, I'd ask the boss.

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-03-14 19:25:02)

CoconutBlitz
I've had the diarrheas since Easters
+145|7040|California U.S.A
Yeah had that happen once er twice

Step 1:  Just use your hand some soap and warm or cold water depending on your sphincter's mood, wipe doing the standing bidet manuver using the bathroom sink.

Repeat Step 1: until clean.

Step 2: Wash hands.

Step 3: Don't forget to reset pants to upright postion before leaving bathroom.
Fenix14
scout rush kekeke ^___^
+116|7007|Brisbane, Aus

shout for more paper, if you're a guest he should have made sure in the first place, even if it's your boss lol.
Mongoose
That 70's guy
+156|6981|Sydney, in 1978

Fenix14 wrote:

shout for more paper, if you're a guest he should have made sure in the first place, even if it's your boss lol.
exactly
TuataraDude
Member
+115|6973|Aotearoa
erm.....if you're going to ask the boss for a raise, wouldn't you have him over for dinner at your house? Or is that the old fashioned way and I'm just out of touch?

As to your question: Use your hand and wash that (as mentioned earlier). If that is not allowed as it is not one of the choices.... use your boxers and go commando (a problem if you already are going commando though, lol).
delta4bravo*nl*
Dutch Delight
+68|7203
No problem for me, I have a Toto shower toilet.
the functions are:
oder removal
ass washer (straight or pulse)
female washer (straight or pulse) yes they love this machine
ass dryer
seat heating

https://www.whitesplumbing.com/images/toto/toto_toilet_chloe.jpg
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7096

delta4bravo*nl* wrote:

No problem for me, I have a Toto shower toilet.
the functions are:
oder removal
ass washer (straight or pulse)
female washer (straight or pulse) yes they love this machine
ass dryer
seat heating

http://www.whitesplumbing.com/images/to … _chloe.jpg
wow how much is one of those lol
delta4bravo*nl*
Dutch Delight
+68|7203
I know it sounds strange at first, but after many visits to Japan where every hotel has these I got to like them.
a nice one like mine is about $ 500 if you install yourself.
daffytag
cheese-it!
+104|7026

delta4bravo*nl* wrote:

No problem for me, I have a Toto shower toilet.
the functions are:
oder removal
ass washer (straight or pulse)
female washer (straight or pulse) yes they love this machine
ass dryer
seat heating

http://www.whitesplumbing.com/images/to … _chloe.jpg
What if a blob of shit is left on the cleaner from the previous user? When you come to use the loo, your gonna get that shit sprayed up your ass!
some_random_panda
Flamesuit essential
+454|6841

delta4bravo*nl* wrote:

No problem for me, I have a Toto shower toilet.
the functions are:
oder removal
ass washer (straight or pulse)
female washer (straight or pulse) yes they love this machine
ass dryer
seat heating

http://www.whitesplumbing.com/images/to … _chloe.jpg
I want one - exept one of those ones with a heated seat.

BTW, the ass cleaner is like someone getting a hose and turning on the tap full while pointing at your crack.  It's not that pleasant at first.
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6977|Singapore
shout for more paper...and thank him profusely afterwards...
delta4bravo*nl*
Dutch Delight
+68|7203

daffytag wrote:

delta4bravo*nl* wrote:

No problem for me, I have a Toto shower toilet.
the functions are:
oder removal
ass washer (straight or pulse)
female washer (straight or pulse) yes they love this machine
ass dryer
seat heating

http://www.whitesplumbing.com/images/to … _chloe.jpg
What if a blob of shit is left on the cleaner from the previous user? When you come to use the loo, your gonna get that shit sprayed up your ass!
this cannot happen, the shower head cleans itself after every use.
when you dump your shit the head is retracted, only when you push the button it comes out to clean your glory hole.

water pressure is also adjustable together with water temperature.
JahManRed
wank
+646|7078|IRELAND

Wipe your arse with yer hand and wash it.

If your boss doesn't give you the raise, you get to shake his hand at the end of the night with the shity palm.

He will be thinking "he took that very well, he even looked quite satisfied..............maybe the is the kind of guy we need in our company. Someone who can take a knock and keep on smiling"

Win Win situation.......
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6896|The Land of Scott Walker

daffytag wrote:

delta4bravo*nl* wrote:

No problem for me, I have a Toto shower toilet.
the functions are:
oder removal
ass washer (straight or pulse)
female washer (straight or pulse) yes they love this machine
ass dryer
seat heating

http://www.whitesplumbing.com/images/to … _chloe.jpg
What if a blob of shit is left on the cleaner from the previous user? When you come to use the loo, your gonna get that shit sprayed up your ass!
This is why I love BF2s . . . the laughs never end. +1
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6875
I'd ask the cheap bastard why he can afford frequent trips to brothels but can't afford shit paper.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7051|132 and Bush

Is there a small poodle near by?
Xbone Stormsurgezz
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7124|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The Magic Mullet wrote:

I'd ask the cheap bastard why he can afford frequent trips to brothels but can't afford shit paper.
zeidmaan
Member
+234|6865|Vienna

I wash my ass so I cant say. I just dont like taking a pice a paper and rubbing the shit all over my ass. I dont care how skilled you are you can never "get" it all with toilet paper. Specially if you have a hairy ass.
Tjasso
the "Commander"
+102|6974|the Netherlands
use Oak leaf
Titch2349
iz me!
+358|6803|uk

https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e305/Titch249/lol23.jpg

A) Shout for your boss and ask him to get you a roll, even though there was half a roll when you got in.

Because i never remember how much toilet roll i have in my bathroom before i go in there.
Freke1
I play at night... mostly
+47|6997|the best galaxy
I've travelled in muslim countries in Africa and they allways wash their ass with their left hand and water. No toiletpaper at all. You get a clean ass haha. Just remember to wash Your hands a lot afterwards.
Keep some cartoon/newspapers/magazines in the toiletsroom so You have something to read and to use as spare toiletpaper.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/7d11696e2ffd4edeff06466095e98b0fab37462c.png
SFCCDailey
Banned
+106|7166|USA
IF it was truly a Type 6 like you indicated, then you would be fine to just shit in the sink. If you had the water running it would all go down the drain.  Maybe a few stray chunks would cling to the sink bowl but you could easily rinse that out.
Milk.org
Bringing Sexy Back
+270|7226|UK
Easy use your socks. Go without for the rest of the day.

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