Would you Streak for money?

2007-03-14 22:35:29

#1

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6875

If so, how much and at which event?

I have a huge donkey schlong so i'd happily run across the Wimbledon lawn whilst Tim Henman crumbles to another embarassing defeat for £20.

2007-03-14 22:40:31

#2

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox: Big Mouth Prick; +219|6981|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition

hell no, i would probably get arrested.

2007-03-14 22:43:26

#3

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7189|The Hague, Netherlands

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox wrote:
hell no, i would probably get arrested.

if you would streak here... its The Hague man/Holland.

our police sucks

but I wouldn't I think, not brave enough

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png

2007-03-14 22:44:05

#4

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox: Big Mouth Prick; +219|6981|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition

public harrasment

2007-03-14 22:45:55

#5

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7129|In You Endo- Stoke

The Magic Mullet wrote:
If so, how much and at which event?

I have a huge donkey schlong so i'd happily run across the Wimbledon lawn whilst Tim Henman crumbles to another embarassing defeat for £20.

I would,but i would have to rub one out of get a semi on first.

Last thing you want is ya dick retracting and your left with a mullet style stump.

2007-03-14 22:48:58

#6

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7201

streaked accross a golf course once. Although it was dark. But I had just had some fun with my girlfriend (at the time) and then we both ran naked from some trees to one of the greens.

Hole in one

if you catch my drift.

2007-03-14 22:50:37

#7

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6875

theDude5B wrote:
streaked accross a golf course once. Although it was dark. But I had just had some fun with my girlfriend (at the time) and then we both ran naked from some trees to one of the greens.

Hole in one

if you catch my drift.

Did you chips your balls into her sand trap?

2007-03-14 22:54:42

#8

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|7049|Cheshire. UK

Yes I would......oh wait.....Yes I have......£10.......and oh.....erm yes I was....!

2007-03-14 22:55:19

#9

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7170|Melbourne, Australia

if it wasent a winters day then hell yer why not

2007-03-14 22:56:38

#10

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7124|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The Magic Mullet wrote:
If so, how much and at which event?

I have a huge donkey schlong so i'd happily run across the Wimbledon lawn whilst Tim Henman crumbles to another embarassing defeat for £20.

I dunno when this years Wimbledon kicks off but I dont mind starting the donations off I'll chip in £1.35. Who's going to follow.

If your going to do it during a Henman match I guess it'll be first day of the tournament then.

Depending on my wallet at the time depends on how much I'd demand. A group of my mates wanted a lift once and I couldnt be botherd and not even the lure of £10 was enough. However when they stripped off and ran down my street and back starkers I couldnt say no, I did take the £10 aswell.

I'd want £250 if it was a sporting even, £100 to cover court costs.

https://www.maidiremeta.altervista.org/blobImage/streaker/00.jpg

On 2nd thoughts maybe £250 is no where near enough.

2007-03-14 23:03:32

#11

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6875

27, £20 to streak at a 'One man and his dog' event.

Think of all those sheepies.....

2007-03-14 23:09:11

#12

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6914|Tyne & Wear, England

I have done once, but it was just around my mates house during a party in the early hours of the morning. And I didnt even get any money for it

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2007-03-14 23:12:31

#13

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7124|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The Magic Mullet wrote:
27, £20 to streak at a 'One man and his dog' event.

Think of all those sheepies.....

Well if thats ya language I'll pay that myself.

However, you watch, some sad barstard will pay twice that for me to keep my pants on now and thwart my fun before it's even begun.

2007-03-14 23:16:08

#14

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6875

1927 wrote:
The Magic Mullet wrote:
27, £20 to streak at a 'One man and his dog' event.

Think of all those sheepies.....
Well if thats ya language I'll pay that myself.

However, you watch, some sad barstard will pay twice that for me to keep my pants on now and thwart my fun before it's even begun.

And I am that bastard. I have no desire to see your twig and giggleberries. Or your Welsh Valley.

2007-03-14 23:17:23

#15

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7124|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The Magic Mullet wrote:
1927 wrote:
The Magic Mullet wrote:
27, £20 to streak at a 'One man and his dog' event.

Think of all those sheepies.....
Well if thats ya language I'll pay that myself.

However, you watch, some sad barstard will pay twice that for me to keep my pants on now and thwart my fun before it's even begun.
And I am that bastard. I have no desire to see your twig and giggleberries. Or your Welsh Valley.

There will always be a welcome in this hillside for you my freind. And you know's it.

2007-03-14 23:19:05

#16

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|7049|Cheshire. UK

Thought the Mullet prefered it in the Valleys!!!

or was that up the valley??

Last edited by joker3327 (2007-03-14 23:19:35)

2007-03-14 23:20:01

#17

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6839|New York

I'd streak for free.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2007-03-15 00:20:38

#18

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7124|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Bout time this fella made an apperance

https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42460000/jpg/_42460215_dafyddbbc.203.jpg

2007-03-15 00:22:36

#19

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6875

1927 wrote:
Bout time this fella made an apperance

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/4 … bc.203.jpg

He suffers chafing where no man should.

2007-03-15 01:04:01

#20

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7129|In You Endo- Stoke

Carefully applied talcum power would so the suit frrom chafin not that i would know of anything

"bring out the gimp"
"But the gimp's streaking!"

2007-03-15 01:11:22

#21

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6875

{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Carefully applied talcum power would so the suit frrom chafin not that i would know of anything

"bring out the gimp"
"But the gimp's streaking!"

The Todd would streak for free..

2007-03-15 01:24:06