I hate tailgaters: They make me want to lead pipe someone in the head.
I hate school: SAT prep classes are boring as shit.
I hate birds: There were none to shoot with my pellet rifle when I was bored
I hate BF2: Claymores make me want to kill babies
I hate Dunlop: Their tires pop if you go offroad
I hate Mopar: They dont have my manifold covers that I want
I hate Stockton: Who the fuck wants to live there anyways?
I hate Pasadena: Fix your fucking traffic lights for God's sake
I hate the California Department of Forestry: They filed the wrong paperwork *again*
I hate Chicken: I've had it for 3 days straight
I hate DSL: It slows progressively over a period of 2 years
I hate American light beers: They taste like chilled moose piss
I hate the Internet: Who the fuck meets their boyfriend online? Thats fucked up
I hate Idaho: Your potatoes suck compared to Russets.
I hate H2's: Their big, but your penis is small
I hate Subarus: Buy one if you know how to drive, otherwise: fux off
I hate Albertson's Seafood department: I want. fucking. salmon. NOT COD!
I hate Redbull: You taste like sugar and shattered dreams.
I hate all blonde high school chicks: Lightweights much? I don't like driving wasted chicks to their houses.
I hate everyone: I'm now emo... /wrists
Thanks for paying attention, now fuck you! lol!
I hate school: SAT prep classes are boring as shit.
I hate birds: There were none to shoot with my pellet rifle when I was bored
I hate BF2: Claymores make me want to kill babies
I hate Dunlop: Their tires pop if you go offroad
I hate Mopar: They dont have my manifold covers that I want
I hate Stockton: Who the fuck wants to live there anyways?
I hate Pasadena: Fix your fucking traffic lights for God's sake
I hate the California Department of Forestry: They filed the wrong paperwork *again*
I hate Chicken: I've had it for 3 days straight
I hate DSL: It slows progressively over a period of 2 years
I hate American light beers: They taste like chilled moose piss
I hate the Internet: Who the fuck meets their boyfriend online? Thats fucked up
I hate Idaho: Your potatoes suck compared to Russets.
I hate H2's: Their big, but your penis is small
I hate Subarus: Buy one if you know how to drive, otherwise: fux off
I hate Albertson's Seafood department: I want. fucking. salmon. NOT COD!
I hate Redbull: You taste like sugar and shattered dreams.
I hate all blonde high school chicks: Lightweights much? I don't like driving wasted chicks to their houses.
I hate everyone: I'm now emo... /wrists
Thanks for paying attention, now fuck you! lol!