omfg he´s like a witch or somethin burn him
That man does not look 70.
Mullett, I dunno if you heard what happened Fri Night or figured it from that other thread but seeing as you have set it up beautifully for me I'll tell the tale.
Im downstairs on the PC bf2'ing Jyden and a few others. Blodwyn's in bed snoring like a barstard. Her sleep is broken by the bedroom door opening, my chest of drawers opening she dosent look up until she hears the pitter patter of running water dripping on the carpet.
She look up to find my step daughter (her daughter) squatted over my chest of drawers, pants round her ankles, having a piss.
"What the fuck you doing?", she screams. "Fuck off mum im in the bog get out", replies the steppo. "No your not, your pissing all over '27's pants n socks".
Steppo pull's her pyjama's up, goes back to her bedroom and gets back into bed falls asleep.
Blodwyn came down and told me what happened and at first I thought she was sleep walking. I went upstairs to see for myself and fair enough big wet patch infront of my chest of drawers. Went back down to pc, told the squad, cue: fits of laughter (excpet me).
Questioned her the next morning and she didnt have a clue what we was on about, took her upstairs to prove it and thats when the dog went to it like fly to shit, then she belived me that she had pee'd on our floor.
She's told us she hadnt had a drink but typical teenager, she full o' shite so I dont know what to belive.
Sleptwalked or was pissed up. She didnt seem pissed up when she came in.
Rizla has only just stopped bleeding everywhere she been in season for 3 weeks, chewed my sofa, eat the duvet, we just get her back to normal and now this one starts going loopy on us.
Im downstairs on the PC bf2'ing Jyden and a few others. Blodwyn's in bed snoring like a barstard. Her sleep is broken by the bedroom door opening, my chest of drawers opening she dosent look up until she hears the pitter patter of running water dripping on the carpet.
She look up to find my step daughter (her daughter) squatted over my chest of drawers, pants round her ankles, having a piss.
"What the fuck you doing?", she screams. "Fuck off mum im in the bog get out", replies the steppo. "No your not, your pissing all over '27's pants n socks".
Steppo pull's her pyjama's up, goes back to her bedroom and gets back into bed falls asleep.
Blodwyn came down and told me what happened and at first I thought she was sleep walking. I went upstairs to see for myself and fair enough big wet patch infront of my chest of drawers. Went back down to pc, told the squad, cue: fits of laughter (excpet me).
Questioned her the next morning and she didnt have a clue what we was on about, took her upstairs to prove it and thats when the dog went to it like fly to shit, then she belived me that she had pee'd on our floor.
She's told us she hadnt had a drink but typical teenager, she full o' shite so I dont know what to belive.
Sleptwalked or was pissed up. She didnt seem pissed up when she came in.
Rizla has only just stopped bleeding everywhere she been in season for 3 weeks, chewed my sofa, eat the duvet, we just get her back to normal and now this one starts going loopy on us.
1. PMSL.1927 wrote:
Mullett, I dunno if you heard what happened Fri Night or figured it from that other thread but seeing as you have set it up beautifully for me I'll tell the tale.
Im downstairs on the PC bf2'ing Jyden and a few others. Blodwyn's in bed snoring like a barstard. Her sleep is broken by the bedroom door opening, my chest of drawers opening she dosent look up until she hears the pitter patter of running water dripping on the carpet.
She look up to find my step daughter (her daughter) squatted over my chest of drawers, pants round her ankles, having a piss.
"What the fuck you doing?", she screams. "Fuck off mum im in the bog get out", replies the steppo. "No your not, your pissing all over '27's pants n socks".
Steppo pull's her pyjama's up, goes back to her bedroom and gets back into bed falls asleep.
Blodwyn came down and told me what happened and at first I thought she was sleep walking. I went upstairs to see for myself and fair enough big wet patch infront of my chest of drawers. Went back down to pc, told the squad, cue: fits of laughter (excpet me).
Questioned her the next morning and she didnt have a clue what we was on about, took her upstairs to prove it and thats when the dog went to it like fly to shit, then she belived me that she had pee'd on our floor.
She's told us she hadnt had a drink but typical teenager, she full o' shite so I dont know what to belive.
Sleptwalked or was pissed up. She didnt seem pissed up when she came in.
Rizla has only just stopped bleeding everywhere she been in season for 3 weeks, chewed my sofa, eat the duvet, we just get her back to normal and now this one starts going loopy on us.
2. Your missus and steppo call you '27'?
3. You let the women sleep indoors?
tis because he is EVIL!!! EVIL I TELL YOU!!!ghettoperson wrote:
That man does not look 70.
Wow how disturbing and I'm not talking about the old man. Dude you got some home issues, not that it's any of my business, but damn. If I may interject, don't let her have liquids after 10, never feed them after 12 and for gods sake keep them out of the sunlight.
I cant repeat what the Mrs usually calls me and as for the asbo teenage gobshite, thats even worse. Fucking chav she is, I'll show this to her when I get home tonight, she gonna kill me.The Magic Mullet wrote:
1. PMSL.1927 wrote:
Mullett, I dunno if you heard what happened Fri Night or figured it from that other thread but seeing as you have set it up beautifully for me I'll tell the tale.
Im downstairs on the PC bf2'ing Jyden and a few others. Blodwyn's in bed snoring like a barstard. Her sleep is broken by the bedroom door opening, my chest of drawers opening she dosent look up until she hears the pitter patter of running water dripping on the carpet.
She look up to find my step daughter (her daughter) squatted over my chest of drawers, pants round her ankles, having a piss.
"What the fuck you doing?", she screams. "Fuck off mum im in the bog get out", replies the steppo. "No your not, your pissing all over '27's pants n socks".
Steppo pull's her pyjama's up, goes back to her bedroom and gets back into bed falls asleep.
Blodwyn came down and told me what happened and at first I thought she was sleep walking. I went upstairs to see for myself and fair enough big wet patch infront of my chest of drawers. Went back down to pc, told the squad, cue: fits of laughter (excpet me).
Questioned her the next morning and she didnt have a clue what we was on about, took her upstairs to prove it and thats when the dog went to it like fly to shit, then she belived me that she had pee'd on our floor.
She's told us she hadnt had a drink but typical teenager, she full o' shite so I dont know what to belive.
Sleptwalked or was pissed up. She didnt seem pissed up when she came in.
Rizla has only just stopped bleeding everywhere she been in season for 3 weeks, chewed my sofa, eat the duvet, we just get her back to normal and now this one starts going loopy on us.
2. Your missus and steppo call you '27'?
3. You let the women sleep indoors?
And yes I am getting softer in my old age and I do allow the women indoors at night.
Lawl, you are destroying your step daughters life on the internet.1927 wrote:
I cant repeat what the Mrs usually calls me and as for the asbo teenage gobshite, thats even worse. Fucking chav she is, I'll show this to her when I get home tonight, she gonna kill me.The Magic Mullet wrote:
1. PMSL.1927 wrote:
Mullett, I dunno if you heard what happened Fri Night or figured it from that other thread but seeing as you have set it up beautifully for me I'll tell the tale.
Im downstairs on the PC bf2'ing Jyden and a few others. Blodwyn's in bed snoring like a barstard. Her sleep is broken by the bedroom door opening, my chest of drawers opening she dosent look up until she hears the pitter patter of running water dripping on the carpet.
She look up to find my step daughter (her daughter) squatted over my chest of drawers, pants round her ankles, having a piss.
"What the fuck you doing?", she screams. "Fuck off mum im in the bog get out", replies the steppo. "No your not, your pissing all over '27's pants n socks".
Steppo pull's her pyjama's up, goes back to her bedroom and gets back into bed falls asleep.
Blodwyn came down and told me what happened and at first I thought she was sleep walking. I went upstairs to see for myself and fair enough big wet patch infront of my chest of drawers. Went back down to pc, told the squad, cue: fits of laughter (excpet me).
Questioned her the next morning and she didnt have a clue what we was on about, took her upstairs to prove it and thats when the dog went to it like fly to shit, then she belived me that she had pee'd on our floor.
She's told us she hadnt had a drink but typical teenager, she full o' shite so I dont know what to belive.
Sleptwalked or was pissed up. She didnt seem pissed up when she came in.
Rizla has only just stopped bleeding everywhere she been in season for 3 weeks, chewed my sofa, eat the duvet, we just get her back to normal and now this one starts going loopy on us.
2. Your missus and steppo call you '27'?
3. You let the women sleep indoors?
And yes I am getting softer in my old age and I do allow the women indoors at night.
You need to show the teenage hoodlum who the boss is.1927 wrote:
I cant repeat what the Mrs usually calls me and as for the asbo teenage gobshite, thats even worse. Fucking chav she is, I'll show this to her when I get home tonight, she gonna kill me.The Magic Mullet wrote:
1. PMSL.1927 wrote:
Mullett, I dunno if you heard what happened Fri Night or figured it from that other thread but seeing as you have set it up beautifully for me I'll tell the tale.
Im downstairs on the PC bf2'ing Jyden and a few others. Blodwyn's in bed snoring like a barstard. Her sleep is broken by the bedroom door opening, my chest of drawers opening she dosent look up until she hears the pitter patter of running water dripping on the carpet.
She look up to find my step daughter (her daughter) squatted over my chest of drawers, pants round her ankles, having a piss.
"What the fuck you doing?", she screams. "Fuck off mum im in the bog get out", replies the steppo. "No your not, your pissing all over '27's pants n socks".
Steppo pull's her pyjama's up, goes back to her bedroom and gets back into bed falls asleep.
Blodwyn came down and told me what happened and at first I thought she was sleep walking. I went upstairs to see for myself and fair enough big wet patch infront of my chest of drawers. Went back down to pc, told the squad, cue: fits of laughter (excpet me).
Questioned her the next morning and she didnt have a clue what we was on about, took her upstairs to prove it and thats when the dog went to it like fly to shit, then she belived me that she had pee'd on our floor.
She's told us she hadnt had a drink but typical teenager, she full o' shite so I dont know what to belive.
Sleptwalked or was pissed up. She didnt seem pissed up when she came in.
Rizla has only just stopped bleeding everywhere she been in season for 3 weeks, chewed my sofa, eat the duvet, we just get her back to normal and now this one starts going loopy on us.
2. Your missus and steppo call you '27'?
3. You let the women sleep indoors?
And yes I am getting softer in my old age and I do allow the women indoors at night.
Stove her head in with a spade while she sleeps, that'll teach her not to piss on your Homer Simpson socks.
Just like the dog the pair of em have been in season recently and we've had all kinds of boys sniffing round. Its gone to her head, its as if she been on the "sniffy sniffy".cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Lawl, you are destroying your step daughters life on the internet.1927 wrote:
I cant repeat what the Mrs usually calls me and as for the asbo teenage gobshite, thats even worse. Fucking chav she is, I'll show this to her when I get home tonight, she gonna kill me.The Magic Mullet wrote:
1. PMSL.
2. Your missus and steppo call you '27'?
3. You let the women sleep indoors?
And yes I am getting softer in my old age and I do allow the women indoors at night.
She keeps this beahviour up and I'm gonna fkn batter her. Teenage girls are a nightmare to live with, 'speshully when they aint even yours. I gotta have a lil chitty chat with the bitch later and thats when i'll tell her about this and warn her, "Carry on your shite and I'm posting a pic of you aswell as what you have done".
Oh Mullet I wouldnt expect any sympathy from you, no no, that would be asking to much.The Magic Mullet wrote:
You need to show the teenage hoodlum who the boss is.1927 wrote:
I cant repeat what the Mrs usually calls me and as for the asbo teenage gobshite, thats even worse. Fucking chav she is, I'll show this to her when I get home tonight, she gonna kill me.The Magic Mullet wrote:
1. PMSL.
2. Your missus and steppo call you '27'?
3. You let the women sleep indoors?
And yes I am getting softer in my old age and I do allow the women indoors at night.
Stove her head in with a spade while she sleeps, that'll teach her not to piss on your Homer Simpson socks.
How would you like it if your main xmas present got ruined and smelt of piss just 3 months after xmas day? All my action man pants, my thong and my anne summers "Mr Crocodile" gotta be chucked out now.
And another point, I cant hit her like that as she sleeps next to my daughter and I wouldnt wanna wake her up, she been as good as gold and it aint fair to bring her into this.
I know, she can find an unsuspecting curly wurly hair strategically placed amongst her fish fingers, chips and beans for tea tonight.
Last edited by 1927 (2007-03-19 08:37:01)
How old is she? And if she is old enough (+hot) can we have nekkid pix?
You can try and bribe me with your karma young man but no way. Fair play to the lass she a lil stunna and spends hours infront of the mirror, she knows she has the looks yet lacks the brains, but Im pretty protective of her.ghettoperson wrote:
How old is she? And if she is old enough (+hot) can we have nekkid pix?
I have hard nuff time staying out of her room when the bf comes round. I think thats where she bunked off school today to go.
Oopsie, you've just set off the Gary Glitter alarm.1927 wrote:
You can try and bribe me with your karma young man but no way. Fair play to the lass she a lil stunna and spends hours infront of the mirror, she knows she has the looks yet lacks the brains, but Im pretty protective of her.ghettoperson wrote:
How old is she? And if she is old enough (+hot) can we have nekkid pix?
I have hard nuff time staying out of her room when the bf comes round. I think thats where she bunked off school today to go.
1927 wrote:
You can try and bribe me with your karma young man but no way. Fair play to the lass she a lil stunna and spends hours infront of the mirror, she knows she has the looks yet lacks the brains, but Im pretty protective of her.ghettoperson wrote:
How old is she? And if she is old enough (+hot) can we have nekkid pix?
I have hard nuff time staying out of her room when the bf comes round. I think thats where she bunked off school today to go.
That wasn't actually intended as a bribe, but anyway.
Oh aye and where did you get that from?The Magic Mullet wrote:
Oopsie, you've just set off the Gary Glitter alarm.1927 wrote:
You can try and bribe me with your karma young man but no way. Fair play to the lass she a lil stunna and spends hours infront of the mirror, she knows she has the looks yet lacks the brains, but Im pretty protective of her.ghettoperson wrote:
How old is she? And if she is old enough (+hot) can we have nekkid pix?
I have hard nuff time staying out of her room when the bf comes round. I think thats where she bunked off school today to go.
eBay.1927 wrote:
Oh aye and where did you get that from?The Magic Mullet wrote:
Oopsie, you've just set off the Gary Glitter alarm.1927 wrote:
You can try and bribe me with your karma young man but no way. Fair play to the lass she a lil stunna and spends hours infront of the mirror, she knows she has the looks yet lacks the brains, but Im pretty protective of her.
I have hard nuff time staying out of her room when the bf comes round. I think thats where she bunked off school today to go.
Bet you're counting down the days until her 16th, eh Rhodders?
Well I cant knock her I've pee'd in an ex girlfriends mothers wardrobe........pissed out of my tree.. and she sat there and watched.......
Then when we were all sat having a meal...her parents and mine she told everyone.... nearly crawled up my own arse ... and went on to describe the eyes tattooed on my arse that my mother did not know about...!!
Then when we were all sat having a meal...her parents and mine she told everyone.... nearly crawled up my own arse ... and went on to describe the eyes tattooed on my arse that my mother did not know about...!!
Too fucking right, I can finally sling the gobshite out the door then. Get all my cd's, dvd's, Spice Girl posters back.The Magic Mullet wrote:
eBay.1927 wrote:
Oh aye and where did you get that from?The Magic Mullet wrote:
Oopsie, you've just set off the Gary Glitter alarm.
Bet you're counting down the days until her 16th, eh Rhodders?
Yeah but let her keep the Tom Jones posters
Carry her to the door then drop kick her onto the driveway. Then turn round to your daughter and say "You're next!", then cackle.
I havent the foggiest what kinda shit she listens to nowadays, its all that R&B, hip hop, soul stuff. They even have their own radio station on the wireless, " 1 extra", racist bigguts only play black music, fkn disgrace but thats for a different day, I reckon I was up to speed with it about 2 years ago but it's all a blur now. All them songs sound the same.joker3327 wrote:
Yeah but let her keep the Tom Jones posters
No way is she keeping my TJ posters.
Now I know your having a laugh. "Driveway" lol.The Magic Mullet wrote:
driveway
No way is my lil un ever leaving home, she stuck with me forever. I already got a job lined up here for her, so she can carry the family tradition on as I did when I left school and my Dad before me.
Pole dancer for miners?1927 wrote:
Now I know your having a laugh. "Driveway" lol.The Magic Mullet wrote:
driveway
No way is my lil un ever leaving home, she stuck with me forever. I already got a job lined up here for her, so she can carry the family tradition on as I did when I left school and my Dad before me.
Last edited by The Magic Mullet (2007-03-19 09:12:41)