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.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

my f18 was on fire so i ejected and my plane flew into a blackhawk, that dudes  wreckage fell down on another fully loaded blackhawk below him, getting him 6 TK's, all thanks to me.

ROFL, something like that happened to me couple weeks ago.

johnsmokinblunts lol i hear kmal's voice in that vid, like first minute

Last edited by SoC./Omega (2007-03-18 06:54:47)

Sniper with a pistol vs an mec engineer with an s12k who win's? I win! I was sniping in kark and some guy came up to me tried to knife me i saw him and drew my pistol he drew his gun, I jump off the roof of the suburb so did he, He shot and missed i shot and missed, He reloads i reload, He hits me once i hit him once, I ran over to a health pack in the square does he? Actually no my teammate runs him over with a vodnik.

5 minutes later  i'm on the roof of square with nothing but 5 bullets left in my pistol and a nade he comes up the ladder i jump off he follows, He's emptying clip after clip from his s12k and keeps missing, He draws pistol, I run to the train accident, His team is capping it i threw my nade into the flag cappers i kill one of them ,I duck while they unleash a volley of bullets over my head guess what? He gets tk'ed to kingdom come!

I take his kit kill the other 3 guys capping the flag with a nade. Man that was fun!

I killed the apache wit my sniper once lool !

Oh not my moment but i wanna share it. On Warlord i was in the balcony and one of my squad mates was AT he had an rpg out and waited for the tank to come up instead the ail raider came up and killed him a medic revives him, so he gets up and an atv comes by runs him over again revived by the medic, 3 seconds later the apc rolls by he gets killed by the machine gun on the side, Again revived by the same medic, 10 seconds later the tanks finally comes now he thinks he's hiding well behind a wall he fires off a shot and kills himself, Same medic revives him, He is getting pissed so he sees me and try's to climb up to where i am, The guy the tank sees him and boom he's dead, 15 seconds later he spawns on me in the balcony i try to tell him not to fire the rpg since it's gonna blow us both up, He does so anyway surprisingly i'm still alive with very little health i ask for a medic to spawn on me and noone does, But guess who spawns? Yeah thats right him he try's to shoot again before he does i jump and open my chute i'm safe on the ground he actually manages to hit the tank it's smoking, Now this is where he fucks up, He type's "ALLAH AKBAR" parachutes out the balcony the tank already sees him and one shell he's dead! I'm laughin my ass off so hard by now i dont notice the S.A.S. guy behind me. But here's the funniest part of the whole story he calls the guy in tank a fucken hacker! And what do ya know? it's an admin he get's perm banned! Shit i was i still had that screenshot(My old pc crashed with it)

Well, once in an empty server, my firend and I were messing around. We decided to get on a bomber. So we did. Then, we got off at around 2000FT. While we were parachuting, I got bored and chucked a nade at him. It hit him once before it blew up and it killed him.
I was in a f-18 was was chasing a mig. The pilot bails and I ram into him. For soe reason, the enemy get glued onto my hud and I can't see anything. I begin firing my weapons into nowhere and get 4 kills. I then crash into a tower and blow up, taking 2 snipers along with me.

I joined a Wake Island 2007 server as China, right while the US was spawn raping us.     We had one spawn point and they purposefully didnt cap it so they could sit there in their choppers and tanks and blow us to smithereens as we spawned. 

I got pissed, I've only been playing for a month or 2 so I'm not used to that kinda punishment, so I starting typing in caps stuff like "DO YOU LIKE BEATING UP DISABLED KIDS TOO? HUH?" and generally expressing my displeasure at being repeatedly killed.  Replies came back like "It's just a game man"  and "You didnt feel so bad spawn raping us 2 rounds ago".     I retorted "I just joined the server"  and continued hurling insults at them.   

Anyway the round ended with our side losing terribly, mainly cos noone was playing Commander.  So the next round I went commander.   

I did a magnificent job at leading the troops, they did well by working in squads and I rewarded them with prompt vehicle and supply drops and UAV at the right places at the right time.   I was even typing in words of encouragement and paying attention to individual soldiers accomplishments and praising them for it.   

So we secured the island and forced the US back to their carrier.   I proceeded to arty the hell out of the carrier as frequently as possible, and told my team "AS YOUR COMMANDER I ORDER YOU TO SPAWN RAPE THE CARRIER" to which they dutifully complied.  I even typed words of encouragement such as "TAKE NO PRISONERS, SHOW NO MERCY" and "PUT ASIDE ANY GUILT FOR THIS, THAT'S AN ORDER". 

As a result, we had a sweet, sweet 185-0 Victory, and I got my first (and only to date) Gold Star medal.  Joy!  That was probably my finest BF2 moment so far.

On jalalabad infantry....
when the round starts there is like a snipe fest...i had my scope trained on this three star general (his name was onehitterkip)....i typed in the chat box 'run kip run'......he replied 'WTF'.....i said 'run now'....he replied 'why'....i shot him in the head with an L96A1.....then i typed in the chat box 'thats why'.

On Karkand patch 1.3
i was a sniper and i ran across a road just as a tank was comin down the road, i turned with my pistol out and, with all hope lost, shot wildly at the tank.......and it blew up!!!!! I was like 'OMFG WTF!!!!' It said:

[dm] mint-sauce-41 [92FS] very confused person

Thank you for listening

wow so much bs going on in here... here, take the shiny cookies.

T3H_Destroyer wrote:

I stood on top of the building above the alleyway close between the hotel and square on karkand once, then threw a grenade down the alleyway because I saw people shouting for a medic. As I look and throw, the grenade hits one of the guys and kills him! And it didn't even blow up yet!

That happened to me... I died from a grenade before it blew up. (it was on karkand)



One time I jumped off the sharqi construction site and landed on my teammate, and he died. He was laughing so hard and forgave me.

Bf2 must have a really good physics engine, cause one time i blew up an enemy with c4, and his corpse flew at about mach 4 into one of my teammates and killed him. It was great cause it didn't count it as a tk
.Robzored. [C4] Confused MEC guy
Confused MEC guy [killed] happless teammate
wish i had taken a screenshot

I had a pretty funny one last night. It's pretty much impossible to tell from the screenshot (except me spotting the helicopter just before it happened) but a Z-10 saw me bail near airfield and came over to take me out. On my way down on the parachute, I dropped a few random mines when I was near the ground. Then I saw this:



Retard landed on my random thrown mines.

Canadian_Sniper_X wrote:

T3H_Destroyer wrote:

I stood on top of the building above the alleyway close between the hotel and square on karkand once, then threw a grenade down the alleyway because I saw people shouting for a medic. As I look and throw, the grenade hits one of the guys and kills him! And it didn't even blow up yet!

That happened to me... I died from a grenade before it blew up. (it was on karkand)



One time I jumped off the sharqi construction site and landed on my teammate, and he died. He was laughing so hard and forgave me.

I did that very same thing at karkand running back to the train station from the gatehouse. I jumped off the ledge landed on a teammate, I said oh shit buddy Im sorry....I then here a girls voice over voip.....she said "its ok" giggling the whole time. I felt embarassed :\