What's the point of a laptop if you couldn't use one without wires?ncc6206 wrote:
If you join will they give you one of those cool knives?? I hear they come with a wireless laptop now.max wrote:
welcome to the club of people who chickened out of the army. We also have conscription here but I managed to avoid it. There is no point in wasting my time on the swiss army.
True.NooBesT[FiN] wrote:
So yeah...Wikipedia about Finland wrote:
A universal male conscription is in place, under which all men above 18 years of age serve from six to twelve months.
What the hell... I signed up out of free will. It's actually quite a challenge to get into the armed forces here.. I nearly didn't make it because apparently my knees are not strong enough for frontline service... but I've been accepted into our equivalent of the National Guard. Which suits me fine, since that means I can study at university at the same time. Being a weekend soldier rocks.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
No the swiss army doesn't get any of the cool army knifes. we get these. I have a swiss army knife on me all the time though
Yes the swiss army is pathetic. Its the only army of a civilized country that has only shot its own citizens.
Yes the swiss army is pathetic. Its the only army of a civilized country that has only shot its own citizens.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
yes they jerk off in circles there with groups of 20, who cums first gets buttsecksedATG wrote:
Suprise buttsex part of basic training or something?
Just send an application and excuse yourself with a valid reason like studies or something similar, a shared citizenship by itself isn`t enough Teddy .... studies however is a very valid excuse !
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Yeah, but I do not have a Norwegian Passport, plus, if I do want to take a gapyear what do I do?Varegg wrote:
Just send an application and excuse yourself with a valid reason like studies or something similar, a shared citizenship by itself isn`t enough Teddy .... studies however is a very valid excuse !
That's the Swedes.The Magic Mullet wrote:
Norway have an army?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
The fuckers from the Norwegian Army have decided to call me up for conscription and I got the letter today. Anyhow, they can suck my cock, Im not going and here is why :
1. Fuck the army
2. Im a British Citizen and will move to England
3. Im not delaying university for this shit
4. I have a life
5. suprise buttsechs
I thought all Scandinavians did was make porn and flat packed furniture?
@teddy: tell them you're gay. That normally works.
Lol, thats not the first time I heard thataardfrith wrote:
@teddy: tell them you're gay. That normally works.
yes that works, pink flannel shirts doesn't provide good camouflageaardfrith wrote:
That's the Swedes.The Magic Mullet wrote:
Norway have an army?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
The fuckers from the Norwegian Army have decided to call me up for conscription and I got the letter today. Anyhow, they can suck my cock, Im not going and here is why :
1. Fuck the army
2. Im a British Citizen and will move to England
3. Im not delaying university for this shit
4. I have a life
5. suprise buttsechs
I thought all Scandinavians did was make porn and flat packed furniture?
@teddy: tell them you're gay. That normally works.
Germany, Sweden, Norway, Russia, Ukraine, as far as im aware.KILLSWITCH wrote:
Wow, I didn't realise countries still practiced conscription.
PS. Get your ass back to England.
But you are an Norwegian citizen also ?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Yeah, but I do not have a Norwegian Passport, plus, if I do want to take a gapyear what do I do?Varegg wrote:
Just send an application and excuse yourself with a valid reason like studies or something similar, a shared citizenship by itself isn`t enough Teddy .... studies however is a very valid excuse !
Take the gapyear in the army ..... will prolly do a brat like you a better man anyway
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I am a Norwegian citizen but if I want a gapyear in England will I be able to get there without having the authorities on my ass?? If I take a gapyear I want to travel to RSA and Australia and surf my fucking dick off.LOLVaregg wrote:
But you are an Norwegian citizen also ?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Yeah, but I do not have a Norwegian Passport, plus, if I do want to take a gapyear what do I do?Varegg wrote:
Just send an application and excuse yourself with a valid reason like studies or something similar, a shared citizenship by itself isn`t enough Teddy .... studies however is a very valid excuse !
Take the gapyear in the army ..... will prolly do a brat like you a better man anyway
The snag is this:
Im 17 yet I only have a year left of school as opposed to most Norwegian kids my age, if I have to go I would have to take 2 gapyears.
[Norwegian]Men du skal vel bare på sesjon først ? .... der er det som regel en kis med masse stjerner som kan svare på alt dette, tror ikke du skal nevne surfing som unnskyldning [/Norwegian]
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Owned teddy, i think you have to go... they will pull you out of England, get a job doign something non-combat
So what's the problem then? Pls explain. You are Norwegian + British but don't have a norwegian passport?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Yeah, but I do not have a Norwegian Passport, plus, if I do want to take a gapyear what do I do?Varegg wrote:
Just send an application and excuse yourself with a valid reason like studies or something similar, a shared citizenship by itself isn`t enough Teddy .... studies however is a very valid excuse !
If you would be turkish you could pay them some money and the would get off your back.
Edit: Try to send them a letter [(2or3 pages)works in germany very well] that you can't do military service because of the fact for example:
- pacifist
- reltaives got killed during WW2
... just any reason for yourself that would explain why you can't do the service.
But nothing like: Oh uhhh, sorry during that time I'm surfing in NZ and drinking margaritas.
You get what I mean.
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say your a muslim
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say you've played bf2 for several years. that's more than enough experience!
"10-4"leetkyle wrote:
say you've played bf2 for several years. that's more than enough experience!
^^ They might think Im a quack if I say that.
Personaly l think Britian should bring back conscription.. minimum of 3 years to the colour or have some form of punishment battalions for all the chav/hoodies/kevs/townies/fucking abortions that hang on street fucking corners. I did 6 years and it did me no harm!KILLSWITCH wrote:
Wow, I didn't realise countries still practiced conscription.
PS. Get your ass back to England.
Meh i would sign up but since im not fit enough i couldnt go and i just cant be arsed with running alot, i would actually sign up but i fucking hate running.The_Guardsman wrote:
Personaly l think Britian should bring back conscription.. minimum of 3 years to the colour or have some form of punishment battalions for all the chav/hoodies/kevs/townies/fucking abortions that hang on street fucking corners. I did 6 years and it did me no harm!KILLSWITCH wrote:
Wow, I didn't realise countries still practiced conscription.
PS. Get your ass back to England.
How about:
6. BF2 is more important....and better coz you get to respawn after 15 secs?
6. BF2 is more important....and better coz you get to respawn after 15 secs?
Problemo is I am fit enough so I would probably pass all pysicals..Plus my dick is huge so that puts me on the top of the list
If you're not into the army then join the Air force,then you can fly all those cool Norwegian jets.
Nor was l mate... I was unfit before l joined and they made me fit(ish) I was in the Infantry but if you get a trade you don't have to run around to much.OakLeaves wrote:
Meh i would sign up but since im not fit enough i couldnt go and i just cant be arsed with running alot, i would actually sign up but i fucking hate running.The_Guardsman wrote:
Personaly l think Britian should bring back conscription.. minimum of 3 years to the colour or have some form of punishment battalions for all the chav/hoodies/kevs/townies/fucking abortions that hang on street fucking corners. I did 6 years and it did me no harm!KILLSWITCH wrote:
Wow, I didn't realise countries still practiced conscription.
PS. Get your ass back to England.